Adalia Rose

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On paper the idea of a small loli who has huge eyes, small mouth and nose, with a huge head, small body, no breasts and many colorful wigs, babbling in an over high pitched voice trying to be cute sounds like an average day in Fapan. But, for the rest of the world it seems like a way to meet Chris Hansen and sit down for a cup of tea, and enjoy a nice dose of assrape at the federal hotels on expense of taxpayers. To the Internet, this sounds like another nice Saturday, or the case of Adalia Rose.

Adalia Rose, also known as Saibaman, is the latest faze on Fagbook to show how caring and good people on the internet are. For we know she will be cured by all the likes she has gathered on her Facebook, srsly guys.

Some argue that Adalia is proof of Extra Terrestial life on earth, and that even though her so called ”disease” is dubbed as Progeria by the government, it is only so to make sure we would never know.

The Initial garnered reaction to her pictures seems to be of immense pity, asspain, moralfagging and heavy assument the thing has never looked at itself in the mirror or stumbled upon a reflection of itself. Most comments seem to point out either the lack of optics in the world or the makings of an immense circle-jerk, in an attempt to make everyone think they’re TRUE and HONEST people. Some people seem to be taking negative or non-asskissing comments about her disease as an equivalent of the rape of a child. Inciting them taking up their swords and raising up on to their white steeds with their verbal arms against these DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS, as a mean to send a warning for anyone who would dare to acknowledge Nigeria is a horrid disease with severe symptoms. Everyone afterall is beautiful in gods eyes, except the damn dirty homos, fat neckbeards, faggots, assholes, virgin losers, retards, your mum and people with diseases.

Meanwhile in the real world, the only real potential point of guilt here lies in the fact that her jew parents are actively exposing her to the potential milking, in order to try and inflict a victimist perception into her, with the intent to try and get her to baaaw...With the ultimate goal of using it to further their blatant money milking melodrama scam, taking the advantage of her disease and garnering enough jew-golds by parading her around in silly outfits, weird makeup and piercings singing and doing other retarded shit. Basically, for people who lack common thought, she is being a little circus freak paraded around for jewgolds by her smart parents taking advantage of the retardness and edginess of teenage people. Sounds like a plan.

Extermination Protocol

Amongst some retards a horrid horrid disease such as Nigeria could be counted as being an alien, and you people are right. With the intent to take control of the human like on earth and producing as many tentacle offspring as possible, with her charming looks and wit, she’s set out on a quest no one else will be able to perform. Using the guises of a crawling white turd, she will set out on a quest to win our hearts in an epic in the broadway directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. As she had been set out from the Planet Alpha Centauri 69, her powers include a charming wit, amazing singing skills, great style of dressing, and the ability to manipulate retards into proclaiming their undying love for her ad nauseum.

The creature prepares for its species' impending invasion of Earth with vigorous training.

Many, many careful procedures must be taken to exterminate of such a being. Failure to do so will result in your eyes melting off and/or more of it's brainwaves being successfully laid. The experts here at ED are constantly meeting and discussing of our extermination plans so you, the reader, will take caution of such an epidemic. You've been warned.

It appears as though the mother has began bawwlocking anyone who stumbles across the page and makes any attempt to call her out for her money making scam. Extreme precaution must be taken when making advancements towards the mother. One wrong move and you've fucked up; the following results consist of having your ass blocked along with an angry horde of basement dwelling asskissers handing their adieus to you on the way out. Never attempt this unless trained in diplomatic bullshitting of compliments and a tendency to be a slave to your own stupidity.

Trolling

Trolling this matter takes no effort whatsoever. Even the most remote of disagreement of the alien will result with an army of butt-mad hipsters ready to assrape you with a shitstorm of butthurt. Among ways to do this include:

• We support freedom of speech ! USA # 1 lol
• The Twilight Zone... It's a Cookbook!!
• Her Mother = $$$$$$$$$$$
• Tell her mother that bestiality is pretty sick
• How the fuck do you people find that "beautiful"?
• Adalia Rose = Green Card ( one of her mother's main goal)
• What in God's name is this thing?
• Her parents are just exploiting her illness to make money( PLEASE HELP STOP HER MOTHER FROM USING THIS POOR CHILD) Together we can make a difference
• I think Progeria is a pretty cool guy. eh looks like an alien and doesn't afraid of anything
• The result of a failed abortion
• OH DEAR GOD IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION... RUN !!!!!!
• Create a page named Adalia Rose and post any pictures from the gallery below.
• Post anything here:  Stop The Aliens Before It's Too Late
• Becoming an Internet Superhero and photoshopping her head onto alien stuff, like the Destroy All Humans guy.
• Accuse her kissasses of gerontophilia and/or pedophilia
• Post any pictures from the following galleries
• Calling her MOTHER out as the CASHCOW scandal she is.
• Say: "Hey guys I made a joke about Progeria but it got old fast".

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  So sad I could crie :'(
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  My Mom needs Money for a Green Card
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  Never has anyone anything failed harder at trying to look cute
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  For the Harry Potter-fags.
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  Adalia's career breaking movie role.
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  It's mother's reaction to the trolling.
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  Wincest tiem.
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  I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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  The Matrix has you!
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  Now an action figure!
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  You sick fuck
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  Irrefutable proof of the Saibamen.
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  THE FLOOD
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  Holy shit, it's a grouping of progerians. Shit's getting serious now
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  Her true form
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  Our simulation will take you onto the battlefield so you'll know what to do when the time comes
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  Shyamalan has told us its weakness, get your water hoses ready.
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  Proof of the coming invasion!

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See Also

• Alien
• Mexicans
• Die Antwoord
• Facebook
• KILL IT WITH FIRE
• Tard Disease
• Attention Whore
• TsimFuckis
• Juliana Wetmore
• Brian Peppers
• Rocky Dennis
• Chin-chan

External links

• https://www.facebook.com/AdaliaRose
• https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stop-The-Aliens-Before-its-too-late/153316311385082
• http://www.facebook.com/pages/Adalia-Rose-Is-Ugly/327027710723371
• https://www.facebook.com/wuduliek2ahemahemwithme

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Preceded by Aurora Theatre Shooting	Adalia Rose	Succeeded by London Olympics