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| | MEPHEDRONE IS THE BEST I LOVE MEPHEDRONE!!!!!! |
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| [[File:Deranged cat.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Deranged cat after being sold Meow Meow at a discotheque.]]
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| [[File:Twinkly Mephedrone.jpg|thumb|Unlike sugar, magnesium sulphate and cocaine, Meow Meow can hypnotise you with its twinkles.]]
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| [[File:Meowmeow2.jpg|thumb|A innocent looking pile of Meow Meow lurking outside some school gates yesterday probably.]]
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| '''Meow Meow''' (mephedrone, catnip, 4-methyl-Nmethyl-cathinone, Nepeta cataria) is mostly used as a recreational substance for feline enjoyment. The chemical enters the feline's nose, and produces semi-hallucinogenic effects on the cat [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catnip]. According to [[tabloid|The Sun]], cats have been known to rip their own scrotums off because they believed them to be centipede filled [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2747979/Meow-meow-drug-teen-ripped-his-scrotum-off.html]. The effects of Meow Meow are reported to be similar to those of [[Cocaine]] and [[Ecstasy]]. For optimum effects, take 2g after [[An Hero|consuming your own body weight in cheap alcohol]]. Enjoy your [[HNNNNG|cardiac arrest]] [[Cock|dick]]head, go do a real drug.
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| THE DEATH of 24-year-old Lois Waters, a bacon-factory worker, was confirmed as pigs attacked Home Secretary Alan Johnson for his continued failure to ban the so-called party drug. The Government's chief drugs advisor has hinted that his committee will announce the drug should be made a Class B banned substance. But it could take several months to complete the classification process as they are all off their faces on a mixture of port wine and shoe polish [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259984/Meow-Meow-Woman-dies-taking-legal-party-drug-mephedrone.html#ixzz0jCBMQWDw]. | |
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| HORRIFIED teachers are having to hand back deadly Meow Meow to pupils after confiscating it - because the drug is still legal. "We don't like it," Head Teacher Joseph Madeupname said yesterday. "We'd rather have illegal drugs like [[Weed|weed]] and [[Crack|crack]] that we can smoke up in our special teacher pipes in the Common Room whilst beating up the [[French]] teachers." [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2897237/Parents-and-teachers-call-for-instant-ban-on-meow-meow-drug.html.]
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| MCat is now thoroughly illegal, as are all compounds related to the cathinone family; but who gives a fuck, you can still buy it from a nearby student for £10 a gram, or if not you can always try another of the many shitty legal [[Chav|chav]] drugs flowing out of [[China]], most of which will probably [[Death|kill you]].
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| ==A drug addict writes==
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| [[File:Meowtrue.jpg|thumb|center|600px]]
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| ==Just one spoon of Meow Meow can do this==
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| [[File:Meowfact.jpg|thumb|center|600px|From an ugly cow to an old ugly cow in less than 15 minutes.]]
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| ==Or this==
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| [[File:Meowfact2.jpg|thumb|center|600px|Meow Meow can lead to a [[an hero|fatal]] admiration for Justin Timberlakes [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260563/Mothers-warning-ANOTHER-teenage-girl-dies-suspected-meow-meow-overdose.html?ITO=1490].]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Dog|Woof Woof]]
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| *[[Tabloid|The Daily Mail]]
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| *[[Australia|Hysteria]]
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| *[[Pedobear|Save our kids]]
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| *[[Tory|Vote Conservative]]
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| *[[Research Chemicals]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.cats.org.uk/ The Cat Protection League]
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| [[File:Manonbikeforcats.jpg|thumb|Police Constable Joseph Madeupname on patrol for [[cat]]s in trouble.]]
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MEPHEDRONE IS THE BEST I LOVE MEPHEDRONE!!!!!!
