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== Supremacy on the battlefield ==
== Supremacy on the battlefield ==
Once someone is the proud owner of a battlestation, console peasants will get jealous as they are ruthlessly mowed down on the battlefield.
Smile with pleasure as they accuse you of cheating.


Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged.
Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged.
The only determining factor about which setup is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, nothing else will ever be agreed upon.
The only determining factor about which setup is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, nothing else will ever be agreed upon.
Remember that.
Be warned that a hotly debated question amongst battlestation owners is what's most important, the keyboard or display?
Be warned that a hotly debated question amongst battlestation owners is what's most important, the keyboard or display?
There is no right answer but pick a side and be prepared to defend yourself.
There is no right answer but pick a side and be prepared to defend yourself.

Revision as of 14:00, 28 January 2014

Typical battlestation
Even your parents had a battlestation and were kicking ASCII.

Battlestation is a term used by gamers to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for anything.


Basic requirements

A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.
"No attacking people's battle stations in comments" -Reddit

Want to increase your cred on the internets? The quickest way to do so is dropping thousands of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months. First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's the faster it goes. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?
Once you've wasted spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your RAM you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings congratulations
No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays and a matching Razer keyboard and mouse.
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.
Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.

Supremacy on the battlefield

Once someone is the proud owner of a battlestation, console peasants will get jealous as they are ruthlessly mowed down on the battlefield. Smile with pleasure as they accuse you of cheating.

Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged. The only determining factor about which setup is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, nothing else will ever be agreed upon. Remember that. Be warned that a hotly debated question amongst battlestation owners is what's most important, the keyboard or display? There is no right answer but pick a side and be prepared to defend yourself.

And no matter what, never participate in spineless Reddit discussions that encourage weakness by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. You've got the best battlestation and are going to tell everyone about it!

So if you're ready to smack console peasants around in Call of Duty, then it's time to build the best battlestation known to mankind. Or even better, why not go for the ultimate high score?

Quotes

   
 
now you are just pissing me off. that pc you build for 800 not 500 you dipshit, will look as good as a ps4 for a couple years then will get a virus and will be fucked up, nah fuck that
 

 
 

SuperDosel

   
 
LMAO!!!! this guy has a wall hack!!!
 

 
 

LOL

All Hands Man Your Battlestations

Last Thursday some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread "All Hands Man Your Battlestations" This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than here.

Get to your battlestations!

YouTube

Superior non-MAC Battlestation

Ultimate Gaming Setup 2013 Fully Operational Battlestation

My Current Battlestation

Ultimate Tech Office Tour Gaming Setup Desk Setup 2013

XIM3 Mouse and Keyboard on Xbox 360. Proof that gamepads are inferior.


Gallery

External links

PC Master Race
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battlestations (See removed posts: 1, 2)
AskBattlestations (See removed posts: 1, 2)

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