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Alex Chiu is an [[azn]] fraudmaster who sells finger-magnets to [[16 year old girls|gullible morons]]. The magnets supposedly grant immortality through the power of, um, magnetism, and Chiu insists that he will enjoy an eternity of fucking up computer equipment and sticking to elevator doors.
'''Alex Chiu''' is an [[azn]] fraudmaster who sells finger-magnets to [[16 year old girls|gullible morons]]. The magnets supposedly grant immortality through the power of, um, magnetism, and Chiu insists that he will enjoy an eternity of fucking up computer equipment and sticking to elevator doors.


[[File:Toes.jpg|thumb|left|It really works!]]Chiu, like many frauds and weirdos, has attracted attention from [[Uncyclopedia]] faggots and their ilk who pass [[old meme]] links around and giggle so hard over their own wit that they [[diaperfur|piss their pants]].
[[File:Toes.jpg|thumb|left|It really works!]]
Chiu, like many frauds and weirdos, has attracted attention from [[Uncyclopedia]] faggots and their ilk who pass [[old meme]] links around and giggle so hard over their own wit that they [[diaperfur|piss their pants]].


==Radio interview cock up==
==Radio interview cock up==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
* [http://www.incrediblecures.com/ Official Site]
Official sites:
* [http://www.alexchiu.com AlexChiu.com]
* [http://www.incrediblecures.com IncredibleCures.com]
* To his credit, he can make [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45257 faggy Engrishy dance music].
* To his credit, he can make [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45257 faggy Engrishy dance music].
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexYCChiu YouTube channel showing how successful his other scam, GorgeousPil, works].
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexYCChiu YouTube channel showing how successful his other scam, GorgeousPil, works].
Forums:
*[http://alexchiu.proboards.com Alex Chiu International Supporters] on ProBoards
*[http://idu.yuku.com/ Immortality Device Users] on Yuku
*[http://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=962683 CureZone thread]
*[http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/1213-alex-chiu-immortality-device-fake/ LongeCity thread]
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Revision as of 02:31, 3 May 2015

an hero

Alex Chiu is an azn fraudmaster who sells finger-magnets to gullible morons. The magnets supposedly grant immortality through the power of, um, magnetism, and Chiu insists that he will enjoy an eternity of fucking up computer equipment and sticking to elevator doors.

It really works!

Chiu, like many frauds and weirdos, has attracted attention from Uncyclopedia faggots and their ilk who pass old meme links around and giggle so hard over their own wit that they piss their pants.

Radio interview cock up

Once, in a radio interview, a host asked Alex Chiu if he spoke Chinese, since he is of Chinese descent. Alex Chiu, being a compulsive liar and utterly retarded in terms of foresight, said that he did indeed speak Chinese. The radio host said a few simple words to him in Chinese that any moron who had taken a remedial Chinese class or bothered to look it up on the internet would have understood. Sadly for Chiu, his only response was an epically lulzy protracted silence as his deceitfulness and idiocy was revealed yet again.

External Links

Official sites:

Forums:


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