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* Thinking that [[Anonymous]] will be impressed by your claims that you are [[Applemilk1988|"Part of the Chan Scene"]]
* Thinking that [[Anonymous]] will be impressed by your claims that you are [[Applemilk1988|"Part of the Chan Scene"]]
* [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY|Trying to take Anon's toys away]]
* [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY|Trying to take Anon's toys away]]
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==Oblivious Does Not Forgive==
==Oblivious Does Not Forgive==

Revision as of 17:28, 8 August 2014

Anuebunnie. Decided to drop in to give everyone a piece of her mind.

Since 1591, unpleasant individuals have been referred to as "Vipers" as it was England's only poisonous snake. A Nest Of Vipers refers to running headlong into a dangerous situation, tragically oblivious to one's peril.

New users are typically unaware of what a wretched hive of scum and villainy the internet is. You should expect putting your foot into a nest of vipers to be a weekly occurrence until you start to lurk moar.

Typical Scenario

  1. Read ED.
  2. Note with interest that Mudkips are a chan meme.
  3. Wade into 4chan /b/ blaring "HAY GAIZ I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ"
  4. Ridicule
  5. Rape
  6. Possible b&

Other Ways To Disturb A Nest Of Vipers

Oblivious Does Not Forgive

Nest Of Vipers
is part of a series on
LERNIN 2 INTERNET

Pitfalls:

AspierationsBLANKING IN PROGRESSCharming NaïvetéDelete fucking everythingDOIN IT RONGEdginessFailing itInternet tough guyKids on the internetLegal actionLiberalismMental illnessMod SassSkript kiddiesSob StoriesTrollsUnrealistic ExpectationsUnwarranted Self-ImportanceWaaaambulance

Previous Hiscores:
AnimaljailApplemilk1988Cheryl ShumanDalhuskyFlardoxHal TurnerLittleCloudOnigojirakaijuPrince JeremyScience PiratesScientologySokiTwopawSweet EvaPeppermintPattiPoeticironyXxPrincessPunkxxZeriara

PROTIPS:
ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHINGAn heroGoing Back To GaiaLURKING MOARProtect fucking everythingShutting The Fuck UpStopping posting