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[[Image:Big rigs box cover.png|thumb|right|The [[fail|best]] game since ''[[Superman 64]]'']]
[[Image:Big rigs box cover.png|thumb|right|150px|The [[fail|best]] game since ''[[Superman 64]]'']]
 
Like superb writings of [[Peter Chimaera]] or stunning art of [[Tori Sue Heck]], '''''Big Rigs''''' are considered to be [[Shit|top of its league]] and, by far, the most epic game evar since ''[[Halo|Halo 3]]'' and ''[[Bioshock]]'', with [[fail|amazing]] graphics and [[gay|superb]] gameplay and [[Over 9,000|over 4]] different levels to choose from, making it almost great as ''[[No|Battletoads]]''. [[Over 9,000|10,000+]] [[winrar|WINNERs]] bought [[Truck|Big Rigs]]. [[winrar|YOU'RE WINNER !]] <!--dont remove--> [[image:Big_Rig_Winner.png|18px]] <!--ty-->
 
==Storyline==
[[Image:Bigrigsgameplay.jpg|thumb|right|225px|[[fail|Stunning]] graphics]]
[[Image:Bigrigsgameplay.jpg|thumb|right|225px|[[fail|Stunning]] graphics]]


Like superb writings of [[Peter Chimaera]] or stunning art of [[Tori Sue Heck]], '''''Big Rigs''''' are considered to be [[Shit|top of its league]] and, by far, the most epic game evar since ''[[Halo|Halo 3]]'' and ''[[Bioshock]]'', with [[fail|amazing]] graphics and [[gay|superb]] gameplay and [[Over 9,000|over 4]] different levels to choose from, making it almost great as ''[[No|Battletoads]]''. [[Over 9,000|10,000+]] [[winrar|WINNERs]] bought [[Truck|Big Rigs]]. [[winrar|YOU'RE WINNER !]] [[image:Big_Rig_Winner.png|20px]]
== Gameplay/Storyline ==
''Big Rigs'' features variety of truck to choose from, like standard [[cock|Big Rig]] to, well, standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA]] meet ''[[Banjo Kazooie]]'' meet [[Pedobear]] in Arcade-style fighting adventure. Much like any amazing game, its control are [[Shit|flawless]] and smooth, with [[lie|well-designed levels to add]].
''Big Rigs'' features variety of truck to choose from, like standard [[cock|Big Rig]] to, well, standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA]] meet ''[[Banjo Kazooie]]'' meet [[Pedobear]] in Arcade-style fighting adventure. Much like any amazing game, its control are [[Shit|flawless]] and smooth, with [[lie|well-designed levels to add]].


It takes place in [[China]] during [[Russia|Cold War]], with main character being [[Gears of War|Ex-con who killed his own teammates]]. Your goal are to take down Chinese government using [[buttsecks|special tactics]] with [[cock|Big Rigs]] at hand, defeating evil emperor [[Jack Thompson|Ho-Chi Minh]], and saving world, all in one hour.
It takes place in [[China]] during [[Russia|Cold War]], with main character being [[Gears of War|Ex-con who killed his own teammates]]. Your goal are to take down Chinese government using [[buttsecks|special tactics]] with [[cock|Big Rigs]] at hand, defeating evil emperor [[Jack Thompson|Ho-Chi Minh]], and saving world, all in one hour.


'''Some of the game's [[epic]] gameplay:'''
===Alleged Gameplay===
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==YOU'RE WINNER !==
[[Image:Yourewinner.jpg|center|600px|If you play this game, then you will become a [[winnar]]]]


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==YOU'RE WINNER !==
''Big Rigs'' also spawned a [[mini meme]] that plenty of [[b|/b/-tards]] use, over fact that when you win game it says in [[ALL CAPS]] "[[A winner is you|YOU'RE WINNER]]". Although it were [[lie|the only flaw]] in game, many [[douchebag|douchebags]] used it whenever thought they won, which in [[reality]], they failed. Badly.
[[Image:Yourewinner.jpg|thumb|right|200px|If you play this game, then you will become a [[winnar]]]]
''Big Rigs'' also spawn [[mini meme]] that plenty of [[b|/b/-tards]] use, over fact that when you win game it says in [[ALL CAPS]] "[[A winner is you|YOU'RE WINNER]]". Although it were [[lie|the only flaw]] in game, many [[douchebag|douchebags]] used it whenever thought they won, which in [[reality]], they failed. Badly.
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== History ==
==History==
After being created with help of [[Epic Fail Guy|Sergey Titov]], ''Big Rigs'' became huge [[shit|(s)hit]] with gamer and [[tourneyfag|reviewers]] alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof in [[cum|pudding]]:
After being created with help of [[Epic Fail Guy|Sergey Titov]], ''Big Rigs'' became huge [[shit|(s)hit]] with gamer and [[tourneyfag|reviewers]] alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof in [[cum|pudding]]:


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== See also ==
== See also ==
*''[[Superman 64]]''
*''[[Superman 64]]''
*''[[Custer's Revenge]]''
*''[[Custer's Revenge]]''
*''[[The War Z]]''
*''[[The War Z]]''
*[[Fail]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Winnar]]  
*[[Winnar]]  
*[[Chadwardenn]]
*[[Chadwardenn]]


Revision as of 21:04, 6 July 2022

The best game since Superman 64

Like superb writings of Peter Chimaera or stunning art of Tori Sue Heck, Big Rigs are considered to be top of its league and, by far, the most epic game evar since Halo 3 and Bioshock, with amazing graphics and superb gameplay and over 4 different levels to choose from, making it almost great as Battletoads. 10,000+ WINNERs bought Big Rigs. YOU'RE WINNER ! 

Storyline

Stunning graphics

Big Rigs features variety of truck to choose from, like standard Big Rig to, well, standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like GTA meet Banjo Kazooie meet Pedobear in Arcade-style fighting adventure. Much like any amazing game, its control are flawless and smooth, with well-designed levels to add.

It takes place in China during Cold War, with main character being Ex-con who killed his own teammates. Your goal are to take down Chinese government using special tactics with Big Rigs at hand, defeating evil emperor Ho-Chi Minh, and saving world, all in one hour.

Alleged Gameplay

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YOU'RE WINNER !

If you play this game, then you will become a winnar
If you play this game, then you will become a winnar


Big Rigs also spawned a mini meme that plenty of /b/-tards use, over fact that when you win game it says in ALL CAPS "YOU'RE WINNER". Although it were the only flaw in game, many douchebags used it whenever thought they won, which in reality, they failed. Badly.

History

After being created with help of Sergey Titov, Big Rigs became huge (s)hit with gamer and reviewers alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof in pudding:

KICK REASON TO THE CURB. PLAY BIG RIGS!

Even Armake21 reviewed this cum rag!

Someone even made a patch to make this fantastic game even better!

Previous Video | Next Video

The high score given to game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had code re-written to allow a score of zero just for game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because even a 1/5 would be too high.

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