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==[[Bullshit|Gameplay]]==
You wander around an [[bullshit|expansive world]] finding boring little things to do. Sometimes you can find little [[tldr|factoids]] [[shit nobody cares about|about some animal or plant or something like that]]. There are places where you can [[yiff|hang out]] with [[dying alone|friends]] until you [[an hero|kill yourself]] out of boredom.

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National Geographic Animal Jam (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time)is Is some bull shit garbage yiffing MMO launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become Overpopulated by sonic loving furry neckbeards who wanna play with children, already has millions of registered autists, and is one of the fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide.

Animal Jam takes place in some back asswords world were dogs and shit fuck in the streets, autists can go to various locations such as grass place, tree spot, and forsaken sand nigger gulch. Each generic area features different activities such as fucking in the streets, sand masturbation, castration, and other general mutilation. Autists are represented in the game with customizable Fursonas. Players can accessorize by tying ribbons around theirs dicks or shoving giant rubber fists into their urethras. They also have giant shit fucking orgy holes (virtual houses)and can enslave (dominate) other dogs and shit in this fucked up weird universe. Players interact with fellow autists through text, trading/gifting, or any of the other cyber yiff interactions like gnawing wolfjobs, or IRL lobotomies and are rewarded with new sexual actions and genital accessories like the "hot dog bun". Players also earn the in-game currency, New Israeli Shekels, by making new and inventive sex combos (Yiffies as they are know in game). Shekels enable players to overthrow the proletariat by purchasing additional saves (natives), cock rings, rape dungeons, and rape dungeon accessories.


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Autism in its purest form



Gameplay

You wander around an expansive world finding boring little things to do. Sometimes you can find little factoids about some animal or plant or something like that. There are places where you can hang out with friends until you kill yourself out of boredom.