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McDonald's is hated by [[vegetarians]] everywhere due to the fact that adding a cheap salad with dressing that is essentially sugar paste to the menu makes it [[awwright]].
McDonald's is hated by [[vegetarians]] everywhere due to the fact that adding a cheap salad with dressing that is essentially sugar paste to the menu makes it [[awwright]].
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Revision as of 18:43, 20 September 2014

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Somebody should do something about it.

The taste of Freedom.

McDonald's is a children's restaurant where poor people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of American gluttony. McDonald's has established many cells (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent Chinese kids with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as McRibs.

It should also be noted that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date, you Jew.

The Food

McDonald's is known for cheap, shitty food, and cheap, shitty people, which is why they rely on fat fucks to ram burger after burger into their gaping maw day after day to make a profit. It's an obvious fact that without fat, sweaty americunts such as yourself growing addicted to the ground up cat entrails they call "beef", they would have gone out of business long ago.

Controversy

McDonald's is hated by vegetarians everywhere due to the fact that adding a cheap salad with dressing that is essentially sugar paste to the menu makes it awwright.

Videos

Ronald was originally a pedophile hobo clown

Because when you think McDonald's, the first thing that comes to mind is shitty dancing

You know something's badass if it's advertised on shitty E.T. ripoffs

A tranny is fucked up in a McDonald's

People fuck in the bathroom of another McDonald's - and the manager is soo butthurt! "that bathroom smell like pussy, I'm callin' the cops to have you locked up for indecent exposure"

Gallery

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See Also

A Tasteful Hello Kitty Happy Meal toy.
McDonald's
is part of a series on
Food and Drink

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