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[[File:Borel-family-1991.jpg|thumb|left|The Borel family in better times.]] | |||
Éric was born on December 11th 1978 to military parents but they separated and Éric was sent to live with his [[Old|grandparents]] for the first 5 years of his miserable existence. While living with his grandparents, his [[Whore|slut]] of a mom dated a new man named Yves Bichet, who had 2 sons. Then, Éric's mother came to take his ass to live with her and her new fuckbuddy along with his 2 worthless offspring. Throughout his childhood, Éric's mother, a devout [[Christfag]], beat and abused him, calling him "[[Liar|A child of sin]]". His asshole of a stepfather also did this, [[Liar|but his stepbrothers said otherwise]]. When Éric was 8, he broke his arm one day for unknown reasons, but instead of [[Child Abuse|being a man about it]], he decided to run away from home and was later found crying like a bitch. While growing up, he began developing an interest in the military, and told students about his biological father's heroic faggotry during the Indochina war. He also developed an interest an interest in firearms (like most school shooters) and [[Psycho|shot sparrows with an air gun]]. Throughout [[High School|secondary school]], he was said to be a behaved and [[Seung-Hui Cho|quiet student]]. But, in his last year at school in his life, he [[Robert Steinhäuser|started skipping classes without reason or explanation]]. He later told other students he could not [[Dick|take it]] at home because of his parents beating him and making him do [[Sex|chores]]. Throughout his [[Shit|shit-infested]] life, Éric barely had any friends, but during the last few years, he made one friend, Alan Guillemette, a 17 year old who was [[Jock|more popular and outgoing than Éric]], and whom he would hang out with after school. But lets face it we all know the real reason why he would [[Pr0n|hang out with him]]. | Éric was born on December 11th 1978 to military parents but they separated and Éric was sent to live with his [[Old|grandparents]] for the first 5 years of his miserable existence. While living with his grandparents, his [[Whore|slut]] of a mom dated a new man named Yves Bichet, who had 2 sons. Then, Éric's mother came to take his ass to live with her and her new fuckbuddy along with his 2 worthless offspring. Throughout his childhood, Éric's mother, a devout [[Christfag]], beat and abused him, calling him "[[Liar|A child of sin]]". His asshole of a stepfather also did this, [[Liar|but his stepbrothers said otherwise]]. When Éric was 8, he broke his arm one day for unknown reasons, but instead of [[Child Abuse|being a man about it]], he decided to run away from home and was later found crying like a bitch. While growing up, he began developing an interest in the military, and told students about his biological father's heroic faggotry during the Indochina war. He also developed an interest an interest in firearms (like most school shooters) and [[Psycho|shot sparrows with an air gun]]. Throughout [[High School|secondary school]], he was said to be a behaved and [[Seung-Hui Cho|quiet student]]. But, in his last year at school in his life, he [[Robert Steinhäuser|started skipping classes without reason or explanation]]. He later told other students he could not [[Dick|take it]] at home because of his parents beating him and making him do [[Sex|chores]]. Throughout his [[Shit|shit-infested]] life, Éric barely had any friends, but during the last few years, he made one friend, Alan Guillemette, a 17 year old who was [[Jock|more popular and outgoing than Éric]], and whom he would hang out with after school. But lets face it we all know the real reason why he would [[Pr0n|hang out with him]]. | ||
By September 1995, Éric was pissed with his life, and he decided he was going to carry out the [[Hatred|genocide crusade]], but not before [[Dumbass|telling a classmate he would kill 2 or 3 people]], while also saying he would [[Emo|commit suicide]]. | By September 1995, Éric was pissed with his life, and he decided he was going to carry out the [[Hatred|genocide crusade]], but not before [[Dumbass|telling a classmate he would kill 2 or 3 people]], while also saying he would [[Emo|commit suicide]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:17, 16 July 2022
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| Éric Borel | |
| Nationality: | Baguette 
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| Highscore | Killed 15, injured 4 |
| Top 50? | Yes, ranked 41. |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Éric Borel was a 16 year old edgelord and former high score holder from France who on the night of September 23rd 1995 decided that Allah put him on this Earth to do one thing....
Background
Éric was born on December 11th 1978 to military parents but they separated and Éric was sent to live with his grandparents for the first 5 years of his miserable existence. While living with his grandparents, his slut of a mom dated a new man named Yves Bichet, who had 2 sons. Then, Éric's mother came to take his ass to live with her and her new fuckbuddy along with his 2 worthless offspring. Throughout his childhood, Éric's mother, a devout Christfag, beat and abused him, calling him "A child of sin". His asshole of a stepfather also did this, but his stepbrothers said otherwise. When Éric was 8, he broke his arm one day for unknown reasons, but instead of being a man about it, he decided to run away from home and was later found crying like a bitch. While growing up, he began developing an interest in the military, and told students about his biological father's heroic faggotry during the Indochina war. He also developed an interest an interest in firearms (like most school shooters) and shot sparrows with an air gun. Throughout secondary school, he was said to be a behaved and quiet student. But, in his last year at school in his life, he started skipping classes without reason or explanation. He later told other students he could not take it at home because of his parents beating him and making him do chores. Throughout his shit-infested life, Éric barely had any friends, but during the last few years, he made one friend, Alan Guillemette, a 17 year old who was more popular and outgoing than Éric, and whom he would hang out with after school. But lets face it we all know the real reason why he would hang out with him. By September 1995, Éric was pissed with his life, and he decided he was going to carry out the genocide crusade, but not before telling a classmate he would kill 2 or 3 people, while also saying he would commit suicide.
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Level 1: Home
On the night of September 23rd 1995, our hero realizes he must do what has to be done. Éric first obtains his fathers shitty .22 caliber rifle, he heads downstairs to confront his abusive shit of a dad and it is assumed they have a quarrel where Yves tries to get the gun out of Éric's hands, but Yves is no match for our hero, as Éric manages to shoot him 4 times, before smashing his head in with a hammer. Next, Éric goes after his 11 year old half-brother Jean-Yves, who was watching TV, when he kills his brother with the exact same method same method he used on his step-father. Éric then cleans up the house full of blood, and waits for his mother to come home from Church. After waiting for 2 hours, his mother finally arrives home, but little does she know, Éric has a special surprise for her! Éric then once again cleans up the blood, though the media suggested he may have also beated his mothers face in as well, either with the hammer or a baseball bat. Our hero then closes all shutters and windows in the house, before picking up a bag and putting in Food, Money, a raincoat, a map of some French city, and some shitty BB pistol with rubber bullets. Armed with his fathers crappy .22 rifle, and his pockets stuffed with ammo, Éric will now from this point on embark on a mission of epic proportions and epic lulz. He leaves the house and takes one of his parents cars, and drives off to some shithole called "Cuers". However, during his drive, he crashes the car into a wall and proceeds to Cuers on foot. It was presumed he decided to rest before resuming, and spent the night between vine trees.
Level 2: Friends House
At 7:15 A.M, September 24th, while walking towards Cuers, he just so happened to be by his friend Alan's house, and decided to stop by. Upon knocking on the door, Alan's mom answered, and Éric asked her to wake him up. The two then had a discussion in Guillemette's garden, where Éric told him he wanted something back, probably Furry porn. But when Alan refused to give it back, the thought of him not being able to masturbate to his foxy waifu again enraged him, and he shot his gay lover in the back, killing him. But however, clearly Éric didn't think this through though, As Alan's mother started panicking like a Bitch and went to call police, forcing Éric to retreat to Cuers in order to avoid his one star wanted level.
Level 3: Village
By 7:30 A.M, Éric finally arrived in Cuers. Because it was hunting season, nobody was at first suspicious of Éric with his rifle. Then out of nowhere, Éric began shooting at people in the village, taking great care in his aiming, and shot most of his victims in the head, and shooting at people again if he missed. Throughout the rampage, Éric killed 11 faggots, while also injuring only 6! There was also a school in Cuers which he could have went Amok in, but didn't. By 8:00 A.M the cops had arrived on scene, leaving Éric no choice but to an hero under a cypress tree.
Aftermath
Once police searched Borel's household, they found the 3 bodies covered in sheets, the pigs also searched Éric's room, where they found Nazi insignia, a picture of Adolf Hitler cut out from a newspaper, graffiti of a swastika on his door, books on World War II, a documentary on the Waco Siege. About a month after the rampage, one wounded victim died in the hospital, while another victim died in March of the next year due to complications of the wound, Bringing the kill count up to 15.
Girlfriend?
Much like Cho, a girl from Cuers told media that Éric had dated her half-sister named Caroline who was pregnant. But it turns out the Bitch in question wasn't even fucking real and may be good evidence that Caroline was an imaginary girlfriend, and proof Éric was batshit crazy.
Gallery
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One of the victims, Alan Guillemette's shitty gay metal band -
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Dimitrios Pagourtzis in his past life -
Lookin like a Fag here
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 15/20 Impressive. |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 15 killed, 4 wounded! |
| Style: | 15/20 Manhunt mixed with GTA. |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 Was pretty shocking to the French, but less focused elsewhere. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Bonus for getting so many kills with just a .22! |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Derrick Bird - Another spree killer who used a .22 rifle.
- Dimitrios Pagourtzis - looks like him lmao
- Kip Kinkel - Another teenage shooter who used a .22 caliber rifle but did much shittier.
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen
- Matti Saari - Best mass shooter for highest amount of kills with just a .22 pistol.
- Noah Esbensen - Also used a .22 made by Anschutz, but did way worse. Maybe don't use a single-shot rifle next time, faggot.
