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[[File:Jezebel_mozart.png|thumb| Profound as always]]
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'''Jezebel''' is yet another horrid abomination that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is next to unheard of.While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of [[clickbait]] sites to fill the void.Taking the cake for being the most inane and downright unprofessional is no small feat in the age of [[Web 2.0]],this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on,surpassing even [[Buzzfeed]] and fellow [[Gawker]] sites when it comes to pure shittiness.The big difference however is that while these sites can at least take shelter in being light-hearted or "humor" sites, Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to carry out a hilariously retarded feminist crusade.
'''Isha Aran'''-Smelly [[Indian]] that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead [http://jezebel.com/take-that-dot-off-your-forehead-and-quit-trying-to-make-1563531208 whines about cultural appropriation.]<br />
'''Erin Gloria Ryan'''-Used Scott Walker's death as an excuse to [[attention whore]].Subsequently pwnt by [[old media]]<br />
{{squote|For months, an individual or individuals has been using anonymous, untraceable burner accounts to post gifs of violent pornography in the discussion section of stories on Jezebel. The images arrive in a barrage, and the only way to get rid of them from the website is if a staffer individually dismisses the comments and manually bans the commenter. But because IP addresses aren't recorded on burner accounts, literally nothing is stopping this individual or individuals from immediately signing up for another, and posting another wave of violent images (and then bragging about it on 4chan in conversations staffers here have followed, which we're not linking to here because fuck that garbage)}}
[[Literally]] untraceable
GAWKER MEDIA IS FUNDED BY ADVERTISING
==Videos==
GAWKER WRITERS ARE PAID BY PAGEVIEWS
<center>'''Holy shit, even other feminists hate Jezebel writers'''</center>
<center><youtube>13Y6aHtOPbE</youtube></center>
ADBLOCK AND NOSCRIPT DO NOT AFFECT THE WAGES OF WRITERS
USE MIRRORS SUCH AS ARCHIVE.TODAY FOR LINKS WHEN POSSIBLE
==External Links==
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*[http://jezebel.com/we-have-a-rape-gif-problem-and-gawker-media-wont-do-any-1619384265/all The raeping]
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[[File:Jezebel logo.png|thumb|This logo is problematic in that it sexually objectifies womyn, and celebrates traditional and unrealistic standards of beauty.]]
[[File:Jezebel_mozart.png|thumb| Profound, as always.]]
<span class="plainlinks">[http://anonym.to/http://jezebel.com '''Jezebel'''] is a horrid abomination and hugbox for [[feminism]] that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of. While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with [[clickbait]] to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of [[Web 2.0]]; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even [[Buzzfeed]] and fellow [[Gawker]] sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness. The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take heart in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded [[feminist]] crusade.
*'''[[Fat|Lindy West]]''' Incredibly [[thin skin|thin-skinned]], which is a notable achievement for a woman of her girth.
*'''Isha Aran''' Smelly [[Indian]] that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead [http://anonym.to/http://jezebel.com/take-that-dot-off-your-forehead-and-quit-trying-to-make-1563531208 whines about cultural appropriation.]
*'''Erin Gloria Ryan''' Used Scott Walker's death as an excuse to [[attention whore]]. Subsequently pwnt by [[old media]].
{{squote|For months, an individual or individuals has been using anonymous, untraceable burner accounts to post gifs of violent pornography in the discussion section of stories on Jezebel. The images arrive in a barrage, and the only way to get rid of them from the website is if a staffer individually dismisses the comments and manually bans the commenter. But because IP addresses aren't recorded on burner accounts, literally nothing is stopping this individual or individuals from immediately signing up for another, and posting another wave of violent images (and then bragging about it on 4chan in conversations staffers here have followed, which we're not linking to here because fuck that garbage)}}
[[Literally]] untraceable
==Videos==
<div align="center">'''Holy shit, even other feminists hate Jezebel writers.'''
<youtube>13Y6aHtOPbE</youtube></div>
==See also==
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*[[Clickbait]]
==External Links==
*[https://archive.today/zxRvD The raeping]
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Revision as of 08:47, 23 October 2014
This logo is problematic in that it sexually objectifies womyn, and celebrates traditional and unrealistic standards of beauty.Profound, as always.
Jezebel is a horrid abomination and hugbox for feminism that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of. While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with clickbait to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of Web 2.0; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even Buzzfeed and fellow Gawker sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness. The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take heart in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded feminist crusade.
Erin Gloria Ryan Used Scott Walker's death as an excuse to attention whore. Subsequently pwnt by old media.
Jezebel staff gets raped
OMFG GIF RAPE!
OMFG GIF RAPE!
OMFG GIF RAPE!
OMFG GIF RAPE!
OMFG GIF RAPE!
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OMFG GIF RAPE!
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For months, an individual or individuals has been using anonymous, untraceable burner accounts to post gifs of violent pornography in the discussion section of stories on Jezebel. The images arrive in a barrage, and the only way to get rid of them from the website is if a staffer individually dismisses the comments and manually bans the commenter. But because IP addresses aren't recorded on burner accounts, literally nothing is stopping this individual or individuals from immediately signing up for another, and posting another wave of violent images (and then bragging about it on 4chan in conversations staffers here have followed, which we're not linking to here because fuck that garbage)
