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[[File:Jezebel logo.png|thumb|This logo is problematic in that it sexually objectifies womyn, and celebrates traditional and unrealistic standards of beauty.]] | [[File:Jezebel logo.png|thumb|This logo is problematic in that it sexually objectifies womyn, and celebrates traditional and unrealistic standards of beauty.]] | ||
[[File:Jezebel_mozart.png|thumb| Profound, as always.]] | [[File:Jezebel_mozart.png|thumb| Profound, as always.]] | ||
<span class="plainlinks">[http://anonym.to/http://jezebel.com '''Jezebel'''] is a horrid abomination and hugbox for [[ | <span class="plainlinks">[http://anonym.to/http://jezebel.com '''Jezebel'''] is the most overtly [[feminism|feminist]] branch of [[Gawker Media]], originally edited by Jessica Coen{{jew}}. It is [[some argue|widely regarded]] to be a horrid abomination and hugbox for [[feminist]]s that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of. While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with [[clickbait]] to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of [[Web 2.0]]; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even [[Buzzfeed]] and fellow [[Gawker]] sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness. The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take heart in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded [[social justice]] crusade. | ||
== General Cuntiness == | |||
Jezebel writers are [[cunt]]s. This is disputed by precisely no one. When not bitching and moaning about [[patriarchy]] and stare rape, they enjoy whining about how so unfair it is that other women, generally those who are not insane, landwhale blog jockeys, are so much more beautiful than the staffers. In order to provide some sense of twisted vindication for this laughable jealousy, they have offered bounties for original, unretouched photos of models. When someone eventually decides that a few thousand dollars is worth risking their career, they offer up the pics; the writers then engage in the classic high school girl's game of "Look! She's not ''that'' pretty! Will you take me to dinner now?" To date, this tactic has proven unsuccessful. | |||
=="Writers"== | =="Writers"== | ||
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[[File:Lindy_west_not_shooped.png|thumb| Lindy West]] | [[File:Lindy_west_not_shooped.png|thumb| Lindy West]] | ||
*'''[[Fat|Lindy West]]''' Incredibly [[thin skin|thin-skinned]], which is a notable achievement for a woman of her girth. | *'''[[Fat|Lindy West]]''' Incredibly [[thin skin|thin-skinned]], which is a notable achievement for a woman of her girth. | ||
*'''Isha Aran''' Smelly [[Indian]] that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead [ | *'''Isha Aran''' Smelly [[Indian]] that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead [https://archive.today/m8ELG whines about cultural appropriation.] | ||
*'''Erin Gloria Ryan''' Used Scott Walker's death as an excuse to [[attention whore]]. Subsequently pwnt by [[old media]]. | *'''Erin Gloria Ryan''' Used Scott Walker's death as an excuse to [[attention whore]]. Subsequently pwnt by [[old media]]. | ||
*'''Mark Shrayber''' Token male homo to close that [[hypocrisy|gender gap]]. | *'''Mark Shrayber''' Token male homo to close that [[hypocrisy|gender gap]]. | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://archive.today/zxRvD The raeping] | *[https://archive.today/zxRvD The raeping] | ||
*[https://archive.today/VfWa8 The modern epic:There's a Penis on My Backpack] | *[https://archive.today/VfWa8 The modern epic: "There's a Penis on My Backpack"] | ||
{{whores}} | {{whores}} | ||
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{{Sites}} | {{Sites}} | ||
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Revision as of 21:35, 24 October 2014
Jezebel is the most overtly feminist branch of Gawker Media, originally edited by Jessica Coen✡. It is widely regarded to be a horrid abomination and hugbox for feminists that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of. While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with clickbait to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of Web 2.0; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even Buzzfeed and fellow Gawker sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness. The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take heart in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded social justice crusade.
General Cuntiness
Jezebel writers are cunts. This is disputed by precisely no one. When not bitching and moaning about patriarchy and stare rape, they enjoy whining about how so unfair it is that other women, generally those who are not insane, landwhale blog jockeys, are so much more beautiful than the staffers. In order to provide some sense of twisted vindication for this laughable jealousy, they have offered bounties for original, unretouched photos of models. When someone eventually decides that a few thousand dollars is worth risking their career, they offer up the pics; the writers then engage in the classic high school girl's game of "Look! She's not that pretty! Will you take me to dinner now?" To date, this tactic has proven unsuccessful.
"Writers"
- Lindy West Incredibly thin-skinned, which is a notable achievement for a woman of her girth.
- Isha Aran Smelly Indian that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead whines about cultural appropriation.
- Erin Gloria Ryan Used Scott Walker's death as an excuse to attention whore. Subsequently pwnt by old media.
- Mark Shrayber Token male homo to close that gender gap.
Jezebel staff gets raped
Literally untraceable
Videos
See also
External Links
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Jezebel is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
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Jezebel is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
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Jezebel is part of a series on Visit the Sites Portal for complete coverage. |