Jezebel

This logo is problematic in that it sexually objectifies womyn, and celebrates traditional and unrealistic standards of beauty.

Profound, as always.

Jezebel is the most overtly feminist branch of Gawker Media, originally edited by Jessica Coen^✡. It is widely regarded to be a horrid abomination and hugbox for feminist extremists that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of. While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with clickbait to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of Web 2.0; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even Buzzfeed and fellow Gawker sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness. The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take heart in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded social justice crusade.

General Cuntiness

Jezebel writers are cunts. This is disputed by precisely no one. When not bitching and moaning about patriarchy and stare rape, they enjoy whining about how so unfair it is that other women, generally those who are not insane, landwhale blog jockeys, are so much more beautiful than the staffers. In order to provide some sense of twisted vindication for this laughable jealousy, they have offered bounties for original, unretouched photos of models. When someone eventually decides that a few thousand dollars is worth risking their career, they offer up the pics; the writers then engage in the classic high school girl's game of "Look! She's not that pretty! Will you take me to dinner now?" To date, this tactic has proven unsuccessful. They are also known for declaring any action of any male as 'rape'.

"Writers"

Truth

Lindy West

• Lindy West Incredibly thin-skinned, which is a notable achievement for a woman of her girth. Got into a 'debate' with Jim Norton and got fucking owned.
• Isha Aran Smelly Indian that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead whines about cultural appropriation.
• Erin Gloria Ryan Used Paul Walker's death as an excuse to attention whore. Subsequently pwnt by old media whores.
• Mark Shrayber Token male homo to close that gender gap.
• Tracie Egan-Wrote an article about how she paid a male prostitute to rape her because she's too fat to find a man that would do it for free

Jezebel staff gets raped

OMFG GIF RAPE!

OMFG GIF RAPE!

OMFG GIF RAPE!

OMFG GIF RAPE!

OMFG GIF RAPE!

OMFG GIF RAPE!

OMFG GIF RAPE!

“	For months, an individual or individuals has been using anonymous, untraceable burner accounts to post gifs of violent pornography in the discussion section of stories on Jezebel. The images arrive in a barrage, and the only way to get rid of them from the website is if a staffer individually dismisses the comments and manually bans the commenter. But because IP addresses aren't recorded on burner accounts, literally nothing is stopping this individual or individuals from immediately signing up for another, and posting another wave of violent images (and then bragging about it on 4chan in conversations staffers here have followed, which we're not linking to here because fuck that garbage)	„

Literally untraceable

Videos

Holy shit, even other feminists hate Jezebel writers.

Journalism for the womenz

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See also

Hipocricy at its finest

• Gawker
• Kotaku
• Clickbait

External Links

• The raeping
• "There's a Penis on My Backpack"
• They fell for this

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