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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

As a young kid Joe could count to potato in gang signs.

They type of girl he supposedly "deserves" after so many years of loneliness.

Apparently,going to the gym,not looking like shit,and getting tons of pussy is being a douchebag.

Joseph8276(Joseph P. Strickland) was a 23-year old aspergian swag warrior from Sydney,Nova Scotia in the motherland of Canada. He is an unfortunate example of the bullshit cover up conspiracy known as Asperger's Syndrome. But he was mostly know for his Neck beard like behavior and notorious bitching of swag and how girls show lower their standards,dump their boyfriends,and date him because like many other lonely bastards,he's a Nice guy.

He would also be considered as one of the first Fat male activists' and like many Retards of the Fat Acceptance Movement has forced his views on many and expects women to accept him and his body constructed of processed gravy mix and pizza burgers. His hat of choice was the snap back because no fedora was capable of handling the levels of autism that made his head so damn big.

He is now part of many An Heroes and through the support of his family and friends makes videos from beyond the grave through lip dubbing,voice acting,animations,and posted time stamps to clarify that he is not dead and that all of the trolls who ever picked on him will pay.

Dances with swag

Joseph8276 got his start on youtube making fatty tantrums on swag and how girls should stop dating douche bags,date the nice guy,and get married IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!! But as many basement dwellers or possibly the very person who's reading this article,has never had a girlfriend. Yes,you're not alone because this sorry bastard has joined your ranks but you might have a slight chance of obtaining that Girlfriend you've heard stories about. Just wear clothing that's consistent with the time you're living in,have good hygiene,and clean the Doritos dust off your face and you'll be fine. But I digress.

Swaggy and the beast

Swaggy McHambeast,after gorging on some burger king and 2-liter pepsis',decided to make several youtube videos. He goes on to bore the masses with talking about that he's not a swag fag and that wearing a snap back doesn't constitute to being a total faggot like himself. Another set of videos that unfortunately exist were for a group called the Anti-swag corporation,a group that only consisted of himself,so he could make more shitty rants.

Unfortunate words that came out of his mouth:

	“	If Kurt Cobain were alive he'd wear supra high tops and still rock out on his guitar	„
	—Words of a land whale.

	“	You can't judge people who listen to certain types of musi..well I do a lot. I'll defend them if they at least listen to rock.	„
	—The autism is high in this one.

High levels of faggotry coming your way!

I may look like a swag fag but I'm not

Criscoe kid goes an A pointless rant on how certain articles of clothing doesn't make you a swag fag. In today's society where a certain style pertains to a certain stereotype,people are going to assume that one is of that stereotype. He most certainly matches that criteria which most fatties are in denial of everything.

The I love swag club

During a grease and pepsi filled rage,sir joseph of swag had a eureka moment and decided to make an organization (facebook group) called the anti swag corporation. The only noted member was himself because just as every other person does,they always ditch the fatty and leave them hanging.

The early 2000s' were definitely better times for music

This time he goes on about how music was so much better in the early 2000-2007 and then music hit a decline. Just like any other nostalgia fag,he's fixated on the past and can't accept that he lives a shitty life and can never experience those times of childhood obesity and eating paint chips.

Old school/New school who gives a shit?

No need to explain. He pretty much repeats the same shit from the early 2000s' video.

The word "Hype"

Joseph decides to claim back a word that was first invinted by the black youth of the 90's. But then he goes off topic to explain how certain artists are from the 90's and AGAIN mentions that snapbacks aren't for swag fags. Your life expectancy might shorten after viewing this video so consult your doctor before viewing such faggotry.

Joseph and girls

As mentioned before,he's never had a girlfriend. But despite his crippling loneliness he made several videos on how girls are the problem and that they should date him. As every other fatty does,he stresses and forces the fact that looks don't matter and that personality is what really matters. Every human being knows that there has to be a level of attraction between two people in order to fuck,but because this self important prick doesn't get how our bodies work and the logic of dating,he feels entitled to an attractive girl friend despite his grotesque body odor and cheeto fingers. He goes on to contradict himself multiple times and to slam other dudes because he can't get pussy. He's also familiar with the online dating scene and has made multiple accounts (refer to DOXED!!! article). His standards are like may other lonely losers and due to the amount of butt hurt received he blames women for not dating him and accepting him for his "Personality".

I AM LOYAL!

A commentary was done on the swag warrior and show cases a lot of his so called qualities. He stresses and I mean STRESSES that he is loyal and that if he were in a club and saw a girl dancing with a "douchebag" that he'd kidnap her and descend to his lair of solitude.

Quotes!

	“	I will make sure you girls don't go out with a douchebag	„
	—By stuffing you in the trunk of his car.

	“	You girls need to stop going out with these good looking guys!	„
	—Well now....

	“	If you're a tough girl,fight the guy that's bullying your guy	„
	—He really said this.

	“	I deserve a girlfriend!	„
	—You deserve a kick in the ass.

Dumb shit he's also said

	“	Date me! Try me out!	„
	—Pan handling for pussy.

	“	Music genres don't matter	„
	—Has nothing to do with dating.

	“	I'm not a fucking faggot who goes out looking for attractive women	„
	—But states in other videos that he does.

	“	It doesn't matter what us girls look like. I just called myself a girl. Fuck me sideways!!!	„
	—Failing hard.

Take notes,fellas!

Dating tips!

DATE ME!!!

As self delusion sets in,he makes another video on girls and how they need to stop being picky and lower their standards. The lulz ensues when he's spotted with rainbow colored wrist wamrers,snap back,a necklace from the 99 cent machine,and tarp. Wait a minute that's a shirt?......

But I'm a nice guy

In an attempt to sex up the ladies that want absolutely nothing to do with him,he puts crisco and probably his tears in his hair to appear more manlier when he looks like a totalbag of shit. He goes on to bring up the question "Where have all the nice guys gone?". The answer? They're too busy making youtube videos and getting some while he's drinking pepsi and stalking girls on face book. The amounts of autism are so high that you might want to consider re thinking your life after viewing this video.

I want to give up on relationships

Joseph seemed to be at the end of his rope on his love quest for an attractive thin female companion. So to gain sympathy he made a public facebook video in an attempt to make girls feel sorry for him which seemed to fail miserably.

Drive By Doxing

A random nobody,more than likely you, built the courage to locate all of his personal information and leaked it for every boy and girl,woman and child to see. It's glory floats some where on the interwebz and you can find it by googling his name or referring to this link.

http://pastebin.com/GEzqN0Ke

Along with the doxing, here are a series of pics of the hamplanet in it's natural habitat.

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Trollz in Da Hood

R.I.P Sweet swag prince

His farewell video :'(

On a sad january day, Big pimpin joe went to join his fellow an heroes by Ascending to the skies in a lowrider that would lead him to a place where many attractive thin females and swag free streets would welcome him in open arms. Many grieved my commenting R.I.P and expressing their sadness of losing the swag prince of nova scotia. But eventually his friends and family missed him so much that to keep his spirit alive he was reanimated through voice acting,CGI,and other technological advances to give the feeling that he's still with us. He will be missed by many and will be forever in our hearts.....or on facebook to avoid potential trolls.