Kimmsanity

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Kimmsanity (a.k.a Kimm Elizabeth Putzke or Kimm de Vriesmay) may be one of the greatest lulcows of our time, not only does she resemble a living troll doll that fucked a Walrus, a self-proclaimed Furry and a Weaboo she also is Bipolar and claims to be a Camgirl while actually being an Attention Whore and an actual Whore. She can be found spreading her horrible, quivering neon greaseflesh primarily on Facebook, which is plastered with pictures of her rat and her own disgusting face where she acts like a 16-year-old girl despite being 23 years old, and the fact nobody would touch her IRL with a ten-foot cattle prod for risk of catching venereal diseases, simply due to the power of being a girl on the internet she has amassed over 9000 facebook likes. Whatever she hasn't deleted can still be found all over the Internets like oh so much smegma smeared over a Cum rag.

Muh Art

She can't even trace very well.

Kimm considers herself to be an artist unfortunately her 1337 are even worse then your average dA Artist and like all Deviantartlets she will break down in an all-consuming fit of tard rage if you so much as suggest that she traced her amazing Art

fortunately the last time this happened, she ended up getting completely rekt she decided to go up against what would soon become the unstoppable juggernaut of triggering known as Ludalaluna. Clearly she did not know what she was getting into.

Kimmsanity VS Ludalaluna & Jennsanity

The real drama started when Kimm decided it would be a good idea to post her art on her Jewbook account, despite it's undeniably shit quality, she still had plenty of beta faggots sucking her cock over her art, she pulled off this apparent miracle through her judicious abuse of the banhammer on anybody who dares criticiser her, causing an enormous self-sustaining circle jerk like a snake continuously eating it's own shit. Despite being an unashamed art thief she decided to accuse Luda of stealing her art, this led to a massive shitstorm as Kimm's legion of White knights to rush in and defend their Queen [1].

Luda naturally called her out on her painfully obvious bullshit. Despite the valiant effort the post did not get the reach that Luda wanted; so in a stroke of geniusshe created the page , tracing, Kimm's traced art causing much keks and butthurt when Kimm inevitably found the page.

Having a rare congenital disease that leaves her with no sense of humour she soon sent her legion of white knights after the page, under the presumption that Jennsanity actually was stealing Kimm's art despite being an obvious parody page. Jennsanity then used this as an excuse to post clear proof that Kimm was indeed stealing art from other people. However being retarded, Kimm's fanbase they called shooped. This led Luda with no other choice but to purge Jennsanity. Despite some moderate success the page eventually died out, and people slowly but surely relised Kimm was full of shit, like the all-devouring, four-stomached cow that she is, the only "Friends" that remained being thirsty Indians and scene kids. Kimm in the meantime BAWWWleted her Facebook accounts and accused Luda of hacking her accounts. She also accused Luda of photoshopping Kimm's head on naked bodies despite this being considered a war crime in most civilized nations, in a bizzare twist she accused Luda of using her own naked body for this, which is probably wishful thinking as Luda is actually hot as fuck and doesn't have the consistency of a bean bag chair. Of course, being a living train-wreck this is not how the story ends.

Kimmsanity II: Rise of Luda

Eventually things died down, and Luda started her now mildly infamous, like Grendel holed away in her cave she couldn't bare the sight of someone else getting attention on the Internet. But Luda had now amassed her own army of faggots and faggot provocateurs and started her own Facebook page of the same name, to which she posted much kekworthy stuff about the Great White Whale; such as the time Kimm posted pictures of her dead chinchilla with #a #tonne #of #insipid #hashtags.

Died of suffocation after Kimm queefed.

Eventually Luda got into a fight with another retard, Shelbait over yet more tracing, in her soft, bashed-in mongoloid head Kimm clearly thought this was the best time to strike from the shadows, in reality it was like a sausage dog with Down's Syndrome scheming against a prowling tiger. She told Shelbitch that Luda had been harassing her too. Obviously being a sweet little angel Kimm told Shelbait a bunch of lies about how she had cause three people to an hero complete with dox despite this Luda was never Vanned probably because like everything Kimm touches it turned out to be bullshit, even so this resulted in no small amount of death threats sent against Luda. What a lovely, completely sane person kimm is, eh?

Luda sent her newly assembled special forces up against Kimm and Shellbatshit, It did not take long for Shelbutthurt to finally break, give up and suck Luda's dick and beg her to make Luda's fans stop harassing her. In one last depserate Hail Mary, Kimm attempted to trigger Luda over her Mother's death, Luda simply reminded Kimm that she is a whore because her Daddy issues decided to pull a Nigger and leave her, Kimm immediately made a bizarre ranting post bragging about her AWESUM 34 year old boyfriend who is a literal eunuch, before retreating to her tank at Sea World, crying blubbery tears the whole time, thus keeping both the whaling and oil industries afloat for another year.

Kimmsanity III: The Cunt Strikes Back

Months later Kimm decided to create a Ask.FM account, being a furry and thus naturally drawn to drama it took all of five minutes for Luda and her fans to raid Kimm's ASK. Kimm spilled the beans and said that she was preggo with her cuckold's baby, yes, once again, he is castrated. So Kimm whored herself out (nothing unusual there). Everybody was spamming her Ask.FM by asking her when the lovely, shining cherub was going to be born. Kimm said she did not have to because she was truly pregnant with Satan's baby, because obviously nobody else would fuck her.

Apparently having turned over a new leaf, Kimm decided to be honest about everything and finally admit to being a lying slut. Luda and Kimm became fuckbuddies on Facebook again and everything went back to normal. For about five minutes, then Kimm decided to create a fake account and create a private conversation between her and 10 other people. She was telling people that Luda and her friends beat the living shit out of Kimm and that they not only broke her ribs but also caused head trauma; this was obviously false as Kimm could not possibly become any more brain damaged then she already is. Luda also apparently made Kimm's spawn an hero. Of course nobody asked for proof and everybody flew into a tard rage. Kimm also said that the police refused to do anything, likely because it never happened. One of them added one of Luda's friends into the conversation because he wanted them to talk it out. Kimm fucking threw a fit, insulted Luda's friend and then pussied out of the conversation as fast as she could once actual consequences might arise.

Moral of the story; go and fuck with kimm and call her out for tracing right now, shit's hilarious.

Gallery

"Artist"

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And now the minute you've all been dreading... Kimm's nudes.

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  How hideous can a single vagina be?

H.P. Lovecraft himself could not have come up with a body more eldritch.

External Links

 Lewdalaluna Queen of Meme's Page
 Jennssanity
 KimmsanityOfficial The Hideous Beasts's Lair

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