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{{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images}} | {{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images}} | ||
[[concerned mother|Mrs Crowter]] has now contacted the [[cyber police]] and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who [[jewgle|Google]] searched for a random Down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another Advice Dog spinoff. The entire internet [[:File:Skeletonparty.jpg|waits with baited breath]] for [[lawsuit|justice to be delivered]] and Heidi can gain some form of [[Jew gold|closure]] from this ''horrifying'' ordeal. | [[concerned mother|Mrs Crowter]] has now contacted the [[cyber police]] and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who [[jewgle|Google]] searched for a random Down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another Advice Dog spinoff. The entire internet [[:File:Skeletonparty.jpg|waits with baited breath]] for [[lawsuit|justice to be delivered]] and Heidi can gain some form of [[Jew gold|closure]] from this ''horrifying'' ordeal. | ||
===[[Then who was phone?|But Who Is Responsible?]]=== | ===[[Then who was phone?|But Who Is Responsible?]]=== | ||
The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock. | The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock. | ||
At one point, the name '''[[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|Jimmy Rustles]]''' was put forward as the culprit, leading Heidi and her mother to take to the Internet, demanding that whoever Jimmy Rustles was, that he was swiftly brought to [[for great justice|justice]] and made to answer for his vile hatred. Despite this, [[lol|Jimmy Rustles was never apprehended and, presumably, remains at large]]. | At one point, the name '''[[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|Jimmy Rustles]]''' was put forward as the culprit, leading Heidi and her mother to take to the Internet, demanding that whoever Jimmy Rustles was, that he was swiftly brought to [[for great justice|justice]] and made to answer for his vile hatred. Despite this, [[lol|Jimmy Rustles was never apprehended and, presumably, remains at large]]. | ||
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File:Rustling Potatoes.jpg|[[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|You just rustled the wrong potato, faggot.]] | File:Rustling Potatoes.jpg|[[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|You just rustled the wrong potato, faggot.]] | ||
File:The sun tries it's hand at captions.jpg|[[hypocrite |'''ATTENTION SEEKING EDITORS PUT INFLAMMATORY CAPTION ON PICTURE OF RETARD''']] | File:The sun tries it's hand at captions.jpg|[[hypocrite |'''ATTENTION SEEKING EDITORS PUT INFLAMMATORY CAPTION ON PICTURE OF RETARD''']] | ||
File:She can count to mushroom.jpg | File:She can count to mushroom.jpg | ||
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File: | File:Potato girl censored internet.jpg | ||
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File:Heidi Crowter's Facebook.png|Some enterprising troll managed to hack Heidi's Facebook account. | File:Heidi Crowter's Facebook.png|Some enterprising troll managed to hack Heidi's Facebook account. | ||
File:Wikipedia_potato_article.jpg|The image caption [[irony|really works here]]. | File:Wikipedia_potato_article.jpg|The image caption [[irony|really works here]]. | ||
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File:Newspaper_article_on_potato_girl.jpg|"I feel violated on her behalf." More is revealed in that one quote than in the rest of the article. | File:Newspaper_article_on_potato_girl.jpg|"I feel violated on her behalf." More is revealed in that one quote than in the rest of the article. | ||
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File:Motherfucking_Potato.png|You think this is a motherfucking potato? | File:Motherfucking_Potato.png|You think this is a motherfucking potato? | ||
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File:The_Internet_Really_Rustled_My_Potato.jpg | File:The_Internet_Really_Rustled_My_Potato.jpg | ||
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File:4chanAttackPlan.png|4chan hatches an [[retarded|ingenious]] plan | |||
File:Potatofresh.png|The inevitable [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]] | |||
File:Heidi_Crowter_-_Potato_And_Registration_Plz.png|[[Retarded|Special]] Interwebs Forces are now investigating the case! | |||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Heidi Crowter is a British Down syndrome girl who, a long time ago, as a child became an Advice Dog meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed wholeheartedly at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato."
The Internet masses lol'd for a brief nano-second before returning to their furious masturbating. Fast forward roughly three billion Internet-years to the present, where this image macro has been reposted ad infinitum, the young girl's disproportioned front-face now burned into the retina of every memefag that has spread it throughout the Interbutts and some drama has suddenly been aroused.
Heidi, now a chubby tween, was shown the image by her mother, Liz Crowter, years after she stumbled across it and immediately decided it was her, despite the fact that all Down syndrome people look the same. Suffice to say, Liz was shocked and appalled. Liz and her husband, Steve Crowter, successfully hid the images from Heidi for nearly 3 years, until they sensed an opportunity to become e-famous for fifteen minutes, so Liz showed the images to Heidi, and then promptly called in the old media.
The Reaction
| BBC News smells a story |
—BBC, on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images | ||
Mrs Crowter has now contacted the cyber police and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who Google searched for a random Down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another Advice Dog spinoff. The entire internet waits with baited breath for justice to be delivered and Heidi can gain some form of closure from this horrifying ordeal.
But Who Is Responsible?
The original meme was spurted out at unfunnyJunk, but 4chan decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on cancer ridden cock-site 9gag. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the YouTube videos and created Facebook pages in an ill-advised attempt to get the old media to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the tubes a flurry of fat giggling newfags slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, hilariously claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock.
At one point, the name Jimmy Rustles was put forward as the culprit, leading Heidi and her mother to take to the Internet, demanding that whoever Jimmy Rustles was, that he was swiftly brought to justice and made to answer for his vile hatred. Despite this, Jimmy Rustles was never apprehended and, presumably, remains at large.
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"I feel violated on her behalf." More is revealed in that one quote than in the rest of the article. -
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Downy, now in Potato flavor -
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Rule 34 -
An Angry Tater-Tard
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4chan hatches an ingenious plan -
The inevitable Bel-Air -
Special Interwebs Forces are now investigating the case! -
See Also
- 9gag
- Advice Dog
- Mary Alice Altorfer
- Mershed Perderder
- Retard
- Streisand effect
- X is now a meme
- Xzibit - Another mentally disabled person who doesn't appreciate being made into a meme.
External Links
- The BBC reports on the case
- A sterling bit of journalism from The Sun
- That bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Fail wades in
- "Retard Girl" at Memegenerator
- The Down syndrome discussion board where Liz Crowter posted the original image at archive.org
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| Featured article April 27 & 28, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by w0rmer |
Heidi Crowter | Succeeded by Gingerslap |