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'''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]]. | '''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]]. | ||
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* Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter. | * Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter. | ||
* Simply say "[[Your body, my choice.]]" and watch them chimp out. | * Simply say "[[Your body, my choice.]]" and watch them chimp out. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Twitter]] | * [[Twitter]] | ||
* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for pedophiles. | * [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for pedophiles. | ||
* [[Child pornography]] | * [[Child pornography]] | ||
* [[Libtard]] | * [[Libtard]] | ||
== External Links == | |||
*{{Twitter|Libsofbluesky|Libs of Bluesky}} | |||
*{{Kf|204745|Kiwi Farms thread on Bluesky}} | |||
*{{Wikilink|Bluesky|Bluesky on Wikipedia}} | |||
{{sites}} | {{sites}} | ||
{{pedoseries}} | {{pedoseries}} |
Revision as of 05:50, 22 November 2024
Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, Retarded Butterfly App and Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter) is a liberal internet hugbox and child pornography distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.
Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore child porn and crashed their servers.
How To Troll Bluesky Users
- Tell them children cant consent.
- Tell them animals cant consent.
- Remind them they'll never be woman.
- Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter.
- Simply say "Your body, my choice." and watch them chimp out.
See Also
- Mastodon - Another Twitter knock-off for pedophiles.
- Child pornography
- Libtard
External Links
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