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[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]] | [[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]] | ||
'''Jasmine Richardson''' is a [[13 year old girl]] who knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At | '''Jasmine Richardson''' is a [[13 year old girl|12 year old girl]] who knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Canadia|Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, [http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=ce5c240d-8254-4e64-a757-d00e501d5fea Jeremy Steinke] who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer. | ||
==The Aftermath== | ==The Aftermath== | ||
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]] | [[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]] | ||
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. | The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. | ||
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{{GradedScore|3||20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0||43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}} | |||
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== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] == | == Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] == | ||
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*[[FYIAD]] | *[[FYIAD]] | ||
*[[Serious Business]] | *[[Serious Business]] | ||
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page] | *[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page] | ||
Revision as of 17:22, 16 November 2024
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| Jasmine Richardson | |
| Born | ca. 1994 |
| Nationality: | Canuck 
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| Highscore | 3 kills |
| Top 50? | Fuck No |
| Style | Co-op (manipulative), Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
—Jasmine Richardson, who gets free HBO in prison | ||
—Jeremy Steinke, preparing for the next full moon | ||
Jasmine Richardson is a 12 year old girl who knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 12, she is the youngest killer in Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, Jeremy Steinke who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.
The Aftermath
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree IRL permabannage to the fullest extent of the lol for a minor, which means 10 solid years of Pruno and hairy-lipped cunnilingus from Tori Sue Heck's extended family. It is unknown whether or not the fursuits will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Got the best aim, although it was a family killing |
| Style: | 10/20 Emofags on love |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Still being recalled on the "Kids who killed" section |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery of a VF
Trivia and Conjecture
- Over 9000 Jews were absent from Israel when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
- Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! Coincidence? You decide.
- Charlie ManSON - Jasmine RichardSON - Jeremy is some guy's SON. Coincidence? You decide.
- Jasmine's nexopia account ended the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
- She has not yet become an hero.
- Released from prison in 2011, Jasmine is currently attending Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
- Like Kimveer Gill, was on VampireFreaks during 2006. She got better high score than the pussy of Kim
See Also
- Loli
- FYIAD
- Serious Business
- Kimveer Gill - VF luser who also sperg out.
External Links
- The bitch's Nexopia page
- Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page
- Police press release
- Fox News Canadia article
- Another article
- MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue
- There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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