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Revision as of 12:30, 23 May 2015

This article needs a serious clean up

Somebody should do something about it.

The taste of Freedom.

McDonald's is a children's restaurant where poor people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of American gluttony. McDonald's has established many cells (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent Chinese kids with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as Happy Meals.

It should also be noted that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date, you Jew.

Super Size Me

Note how well the dicks were shopped out of his mouth.

Long ago, Morgan Spurlock made a shit movie called "Super Size Me" about him being a fatass and eating nothing but super sized McDonald's food for a month. Immediately after seeing that, if eaten without moderation, McDonald's food is more unhealthy than it usually is, they immediately removed super sizing from the menu. Much butthurt was had by fat people worldwide, while simultaneously lulz were had by master troll Spurlock.

They love niggers

Moar info: 365Black.com.

Seriously McDonalds
   
 
Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its community with its leaves and fruit, McDonald's has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.
 

 
 

McD's PR shithead

McDonald's actually decided to celebrate its contribution to the 60% higher rate of McDiabeetus in black communities by making this fucktarded website.

Videos

Ronald was originally a pedophile hobo clown

Because when you think McDonald's, the first thing that comes to mind is shitty dancing

You know something's badass if it's advertised on shitty E.T. ripoffs

A tranny is fucked up in a McDonald's

People fuck in the bathroom of another McDonald's - and the manager is soo butthurt! "that bathroom smell like pussy, I'm callin' the cops to have you locked up for indecent exposure"

Gallery

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See Also

A Tasteful Hello Kitty Happy Meal toy.
McDonald's
is part of a series on
Food and Drink

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