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Note that Matt (ghostlog) is 37 at the time, and Triptych is 15. (still underage)
Note that Matt (ghostlog) is 37 at the time, and Triptych is 15. (still underage)
Though ironically at 15, Triptych used to flirt with a guy called Leo Vegas (known form the Bannedforlifeshow, who also later used SuperNegro even though he is 100% white and not at all black). (Triptych is a Canadian immigrant from India in the farmer-caste, a low caste that's shameful to be from in India). Only revealed much later was it that Leo Vegas flew up from Florida to Canada and took her virginity when she was 15. Legally this was rape.  Leo Vegas also had a wife and two kids.  During the sex he also snuck his condom off without her knowledge.  Triptych said allowing him to meet for this was a "[[shit]] decision".  On Tinychan since then she has made various threads about how she now [http://www.tinychan.org/topic/37568 sleeps around with random people] all the time and on Scatchan she once said, "This is disgusting. I mean really, who eats [[poop]]? I tried it one time and [[2 Girls 1 Cup|I threw up like twenty times]]. Quit being gross."  Well so Matt somehow interpretted this in his own way to mean: When Leo Vegas and Triptych met for sex, they had [[Funnelgirl|scatsex]] and [[2 Girls 1 Cup|ate each other's poop]]!
So yeah she's a slut!


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Revision as of 22:16, 6 June 2015

<Caveatipse

Proof that Matt is a pedo

[10:03 PM] ghostlog: you are trying to entrap me lol
[10:03 PM] triptych: Into what?
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: jail or public mockery
[10:03 PM] triptych: Entrapment is illegal
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: no it is not lol
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: to prove you are serious, show me one boob first
[10:03 PM] triptych: Nope. You first.
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:04 PM] triptych: If anything, me showing you anything would be entrapment.
[10:04 PM] triptych: Considering that would be child porn.
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: it works both ways
[10:04 PM] triptych: Claim you didn't know I was underage.
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: you do not actually want to see my cock..this is some sort of trap
[10:05 PM] triptych: Honestly, I don't care one way or the other.
[10:05 PM] triptych: I'm just bored.
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: if I show cock, will you show open leg vulva?
[10:05 PM] triptych: Dude, no.
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: then no deal
[10:05 PM] triptych: Faggot.
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: what would Ihave to do to see whole, spread vulva?
[10:06 PM] triptych: That's child porn.
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: you are a "child"?
[10:07 PM] triptych: I am underage.
[10:07 PM] ghostlog: how old are you?
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: ?
[10:08 PM] triptych: 15
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: oh..well, I guess I will be good and avoid feeral prison
[10:08 PM] triptych: Yeah. So show butthole.
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: no lol that is illegal
[10:09 PM] triptych: But someone has to complain~
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: you would ensnare me
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: send me to prison
[10:09 PM] triptych: Why?
[10:09 PM] triptych: I don't like talking to people.
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: no idea, but you would
[10:09 PM] triptych: The police are even worse.
[10:09 PM] triptych: Fuck no.
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: well, what is difference between butthole, and full vulva then?
[10:10 PM] triptych: Everything, man.
[10:10 PM] triptych: I am illegal, you are not.
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol I mean legallt
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally they are the same
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: either way, I go go prison
[10:10 PM] triptych: Butthole first~
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol no
[10:10 PM] triptych: How do I know you'll show, then?
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: if I show butthole, will you show gaping butthole?
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I will show
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I really will
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: you go first
[10:11 PM] triptych: You have a history of lying.
[10:11 PM] triptych: How can I believe you?
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I dunno...I swear it
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: for the record, you are 18, RIGHT?
[10:12 PM] triptych: I can't believe you.
[10:12 PM] triptych: ....Sure
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: ok so, show vulva please, and I will show anything you want
[10:12 PM] triptych: Nope. How do I know you'll actually show?
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: I will...I really will..I am a horny guy.you know that
[10:13 PM] triptych: I can't believe you, Matt. I want to but I can't.
[10:13 PM] ghostlog: sure you can...I am horny. ok just show clit, then when I show cock, then you show whole v
[10:14 PM] triptych: But I don't want to see your cock.
[10:14 PM] triptych: Just your butthole
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: ok show vulva, I will show butthole
[10:14 PM] triptych: ...Wait, what's a vulva?
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: seriously??
[10:15 PM] triptych: Yes.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: it is your "pussy"..the lips that you can see on the outside, the clit, etc.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: the outside part of the pussy
[10:15 PM] triptych: ...So you really are a pedo. ._.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: no
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: I am not
[10:16 PM] ghostlog: I am not sexually attracted to children 12 and under
[10:16 PM] ghostlog: fine, just show butthole then
[10:16 PM] triptych: ._.
...
[10:26 PM] ghostlog: please show butthole?
[10:28 PM] ghostlog: will you show butthole?
[10:29 PM] triptych: ...Haven't you figured out by now that I won't?
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: no
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: please in private?
[10:29 PM] triptych: ...Stop asking for child porn. Thanks.
[10:30 PM] ghostlog: lol dammit it is not child porn, but feh
[10:30 PM] triptych: It is child pornography.

[10:30 PM] ghostlog: you are not a :"child" but whatever

Note that Matt (ghostlog) is 37 at the time, and Triptych is 15. (still underage)

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