Coffee--Pot

Coffee--Pot is a, special, british bitch, sugoikawaiidesu, womanchild who has a Japanese boyfriend and then all of a sudden, she has a Mexican husband WTF. She draws animu and calls anyone who draws animez a weeaboo . She'll make fun of anyone who has any other religion then atheism.

DeviantFART life

This is her first account on DeviantART before she decided to abandon it and needed a "fresh start" at art and design for her white knights LOL IT GOT DEACTIVATED WOW WHAT A PUSSY

Her super Kawaii account on DA

Her first drama started out with this long lovely Complaint Forum about 2 "young" Weeaboo's from DA- "Hypocrite much?" (Oh no but there's MORE!)

Her "white knight" named "Crystalisa" got all butt hurt for asking questions about a so-called "Weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot, "I mean, Coffee--Pot"- (Complaint Forum)

"Boo hoo! How about save up some money for an actual bed then?" Some other stupid Complaint Forums from Crack--Pot

she wants cheap abortions ev'ry body! (Annnnnnnnd the forum comment got hidden) She only moved to Japan just to have bukake parties, SUCK ALL THE ASIAN DICKS

Here she denies that she ever started the drama and tries to make herself an "sweet little angel"

Telling people who draw animez to get a job and pay rent.

It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking internet stalker too. Her white knights do it as well.

But First, Let her take a selfie.

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Things aren't always what they seem.

This is what you get for causing drama.

Her Constant Whining and Crying

Basically, the complaint forums is her birth place where she cries about basically EVERYTHING from backaches to thinking people are doxxing her. She's a huge bottle of wine that's so delicious to the taste.

It's hysterical that they think someone else is a "major attention whore" other than themselves. XD talk about lol.

	“	Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.	„
	—-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)

OMG! Crack--Pot LOVES COCK! GIVE HER SOME CUM!~ (Give that attention whore some Chris-Chan recycled sperm!) Hey Chris-Chan! This woman wants to date you and be her "baby-mama!" :D

Here is some proof that she complains about everything.

WAAAAA THEY'RE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Discovery- (Her finding out she has a ED page)

Her recent journal thinking that she's Sugoi popularz (LOL IT GOT DELETED) It's super funny that she's "praising" herself that she's "famous" on DA just for comments and the "page views". Aren't you so popularz? Here is her current Complaint forum where her white knights are praising her at for this super Kawaii ED PAGE She won't be happy for long

Her original account, as said in her journals' she comes from England , but moved to Japan. she sometimes speaks in Japanese!

White Knights of Coffee--Pot

• DestinyMew
• StarsThatSing Oh god she's back with her faggoty ass
• andlighet (They comment on Crack--Pot's every post. They also must love her attention whoring as well.)
• your-first-boyfriend
• DinoRib "Congrats on being famous"
• Pikafy
• CaninePrince
• Werewolfferret96
• Crystalisa
• MidnightCheshire (Toka)
• MissMaddox- "Oh my god, me too. My life is complete."
• MechaKiryu
• ToucheElfeAphrodite
• EbolaBears
• Agent-Sarah
• Valzeras
• rhapsodna
• Reptonic
• RottenPocket (Apparently this dude loves Coffee--Pot so much that she gives her the in sites that Coffee--Pot might have a interest in from her researching on other forums or other artist profiles. "Like people really give a damn?)
• TheWolfHunter
• PuzzledHeartBox- http://puzzledheartbox.deviantart.com/ - "Oh my god, Rot-Chan your gallery is so kawaii!!

But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.

• vanuinfiltrator (Evidence of them being a complete @$$ of a white knight)

Personal Life-

She works as a teacher in Japan, then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- If you're trying your best to not be identified as a weeaboo yourself, this ain't helping.

In other related news, her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that when he laughed about it, he choked on his own shit-dipped pocky. Way to go showing that you're okay with your "English" girlfriend getting "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. We'll add that to your resume when you get cucked in the future.

Her first drama rampage- (This will be a work in progress)

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Look at this shit About missing Pics

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  Your reaction to her.
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  Her Trolling skillz suck ass
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  Uggh She doesn't even know the meaning of "infamous"

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  NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UPPPP!
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  She admits being an Atheist

Animez 4 teacherzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Her Trolling Skillz

Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a lolcow. Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan. The person she claims to be her "rival/evil twin" has "let it go" of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't "let it go", like your typical aspie. She is also spazzing out about being "stalked" by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with "screenshots" of her "stalking" her DA page in an attempt to prove it, but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them "screenshots" of abuse or "stalking" to get banned as far as reports go.

The person that she called a "weeaboo" seems to have had more sense to "let it go" and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.

Ways To Piss Her Off

• Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
• Call her a Jap
• Tell her that she's a attention whore.
• Question her.
• Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
• Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
• Tell her if she really lives in Japan, request to show some pics.
• Make fun of her hypocrisy.
• Tell her that her boyfriend has a micro penis.
• Say something about loving anime.
• Tell her that she's a weeaboo herself.
• Remind her that's she a womanchild.
• Say that you LOVE yaoi. Like really love it.

See Also

• DestinyMew aka Coffee--Pot's deaf fuckbuddy ( PROOF 1 ; PROOF 2 )

• Her puppet account It's pretty much a dead giveaway...

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