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'''j/k''' stands for "[[jew|just kiking]]" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of [[israel|shekels]], [[injuns|land]], or [[sex]].
'''j/k''' stands for "[[jew|just kiking]]" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of [[israel|shekels]], [[injuns|land]], or [[sex]].


==Usage==
==Usage==


'''[[jew|Ariel Sharon]]''': I hate [[muslim|mudslimes]]
'''[[jew|Ariel Sharon]]''': I hate [[muslim|mudslimes]]
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'''[[jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]]''': Lol yeah me too!  
'''[[jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]]''': Lol yeah me too!  


'''[[jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]]''': j/k lol they're important to our economy.
'''Benjamin Netanyahu''': j/k lol they're important to our economy.
 
'''Ariel Sharon''': [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Bulldoze their homes.]]


'''[[Jew|Ariel Sharon]]''': [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Bulldoze their homes.]]


==J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique==
==J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique==
*Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby placing any potential blame squarely upon the jews, '''[[jews did 9/11|WHERE IT BELONGS]]'''
*Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby placing any potential blame squarely upon the jews, '''[[jews did 9/11|WHERE IT BELONGS]]'''


Example:
Example:
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'''OP:''' chill out [[goy]], I said j/k!
'''OP:''' chill out [[goy]], I said j/k!


==Alternate Spellings==
==Alternate Spellings==
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* jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
* jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
* just kidding
* just kidding


==Alternate Meanings==
==Alternate Meanings==

Revision as of 07:04, 6 April 2015



j/k stands for "just kiking" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of shekels, land, or sex.


Usage

Ariel Sharon: I hate mudslimes

Benjamin Netanyahu: Lol yeah me too!

Benjamin Netanyahu: j/k lol they're important to our economy.

Ariel Sharon: Bulldoze their homes.


J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique

  • Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby placing any potential blame squarely upon the jews, WHERE IT BELONGS


Example:

OP posts in amipregnant: "I hate everyone who isn't circumcised! You are all whores. j/k"

pregnant bitch: wtf that's not cool.

OP: chill out goy, I said j/k!


Alternate Spellings

Traditional spelling of j/k
  • j/k
  • jk
  • JK
  • j\k
  • just kaying
  • jking
  • joshing
  • jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
  • just kidding


Alternate Meanings

  • Jay Kay is also lead singer for pop-house band Jamiroquai[1].
  • JK can also stand for Jedi Knight
  • JK can also stand for John Kerry
  • JK can also stand for Jewish Konspiracy
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