Coffee--Pot

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Coffee--Pot is an attention whore in training who is using devianArt as a way of increasing her e-fame,surprisingly she managed to attract a number of whiteknights even on ED who are trying to get their hands on the coffee.

	“	the reason it has so many hits is because the person they're attempting to attack is actually a semi-decent artist with a very large following	„
	—Onideus, on why this article got so many views

DevianTART life

She made her first devianArt account and started asking for attention. Unfortunately, some bad guys drove her into leaving her first account and make another. The whole story started with this post, which somehow became a big deal. Her whiteknight named "Crystalisa" got all butthurt for asking questions about a so-called "weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot. Some other stupid Complaint Forums came from Coffee--Pot after she was Harassed. She then moved to Japan just to party.

It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking internet stalker, too. Her whiteknights do it as well.

Her Constant Whining and Crying

Basically, the complaint forums is her birth place where she cries about basically EVERYTHING from backaches to thinking people are doxxing her. She's a huge bottle of whine that is delicious like orphan tears.

It's hysterical that they think someone else is a major attention whore other than themselves. talk about lol.

	“	Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.	„
	—-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)

[1] Give that attention whore some sperm. Hey, Chris-Chan! This woman wants to date you and be her baby-mama!

BAAAAAAWWWING about her kiki artz isn't animez enough]

Discovery (Her finding out she has an ED page)

Her recent journal. (BALEETED) Apparently, having an ED article about you makes you famous these days.

Personal Life

She works as a teacher in Japan, then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- If you're trying your best to not be identified as a weeaboo yourself, this ain't helping.

In other related news, her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that when he laughed about it, he choked on his own shit-dipped pocky. Way to go showing that you're okay with your "English" girlfriend getting "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. We'll add that to your resume when you get cucked in the future.

Her first drama rampage- (This will be a work in progress)

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Her Trolling Skills

Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a lolcow. Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan. The person she claims to be her rival/evil twin has let it go of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't let it go, like your typical aspie. She is also spazzing out about being stalked by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with screenshots of her stalking her DA page in an attempt to prove it, but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them screenshots of abuse or stalking to get banned as far as reports go.

The person that she called a weeaboo seems to have had more sense to let it go and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.

Ways To Piss Her Off

• Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
• Call her a Jap
• Tell her that she's an attention whore.
• Question her.
• Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
• Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
• Ask her if she really lives in Japan, then request for her to show some pics.
• Make fun of her hypocrisy.
• Tell her that her boyfriend has a micropenis.
• Say something about loving anime.
• Tell her that she's a weeaboo herself.
• Remind her that's she a womanchild.
• Say that you LOVE yaoi. Like really love it.
• Call her out on her attention whoring
• Call her out on her hypocrisy
• Do those things above

Did You Know...

• If you're a minor, ur a luser!
• She can't handle critiques, she's too much of a Tru artist u guise
• If you're a friend of hers, you are her white knight. Literally, she doesn't know what a white knight really is
• If u don party ur gros.
• She said she hates ramen, only to not blend in as a weeb.
• She rarely goes beyond the complaint forums. Remember dats her birth place.
• She one time sent her whiteknights to personally attack her haterz
• She doesn't know how to tumblr or twitter
• She likes to rant about why you should care about Japan and how it went through shit.
• If you want to know how much she weighs, you're a pervert!
• They easily fall for bait.
• Her [Tag Journal] says that she's hetero, but on this forum she admits she scared of sexual desires [PROOF!]

Whiteknights of Coffee--Pot

About Half of These are StarsThatSing's accounts.

• DestinyMew
• StarsThatSing GONE. AGAIN.
• andlighet (They comment on Crack--Pot's every post. They also must love her attention whoring as well.)
• your-first-boyfriend
• DinoRib "Congrats on being famous"
• Pikafy
• CaninePrince
• Werewolfferret96
• Crystalisa (BAHLEETED)
• MidnightCheshire (Toka)
• MissMaddox - "Oh my god, me too. My life is complete."
• MechaKiryu
• ToucheElfeAphrodite
• EbolaBears
• Agent-Sarah
• Valzeras
• rhapsodna
• Reptonic
• RottenPocket (Apparently this dude loves Coffee--Pot so much that she gives her the in sites that Coffee--Pot might have a interest in from her researching on other forums or other artist profiles. Like people really give a damn?)
• TheWolfHunter
• PuzzledHeartBox-

	“	Oh my god, Rot-Chan your gallery is so kawaii!! But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.	„
	— PHB

• vanuinfiltrator (Evidence of them being a complete ass of a whightknight
• DannyMechanist Coffee's Muslim Bae. He fell for bait.

See Also

• DestinyMew aka Coffee--Pot's deaf fuckbuddy ( PROOF 1 ; PROOF 2 )

• Her puppet account It's Oni-Chan trying to scare people away from the bad coffee

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