Cade Queen

Cade Queen is a young adolescent who has a temper if you make fun of his "Elite Parkour Skills". He also thinks he is an amazing "Elite Hacker" because he read the front page of a Programming for Dummies book.

Cade Queen has a very sad life in Asheville, North Carolina where he lives with is single mom and his sister. He "mentally abuses" his mom and kinda deserves to see a psychiatrist. Speaking of psychiatrist, he also diagnosed himself with being "sociopathic", which means he doesn't feel any emotion, even though he's pissed off 24/7, which means anger is an emotion; Cade however, thinks otherwise. He also plays Xbox live on his Xbox One where he makes over 9000 penis jokes despite him being "mature". He calls his friends stupid even though he fails all his academic classes. Also, if you prank call him, he will tell his mother and redirect your number to the police, despite him being an "elite hacker".

Cade thinks his "elite hacker" skills come from hands-on experience, despite his Google search history being full of "how to trace an IP through Xbox Live" or "how do I trace someone's ip from Skype". Cade's poor grammar comes from his lack of knowledge in English, as he fails every single one of his classes. Cade has taken a brake from playing games to getting "serious" about "parkour". He throws an autistic temper tantrum if you say that anyone can scale a wall. He thinks scaling a wall is a huge accomplishment in his life, though even I with no training can scale a wall.

He thinks or lies about him being German and British.