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[[Grammar Nazi]]s will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to '''STFU'''. | [[Grammar Nazi]]s will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to '''STFU'''. | ||
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Revision as of 19:39, 13 May 2018
Shut The Fuck Up is a command used to inform an internet user that they need to be quiet, stop posting or stop talking on IRC. Also used as a way of expressing disbelief.† Also used on a message board to express the fact that the person you are replying to is a fucking idiot.††
Targaryen
[[1]] WIKIPEDIA JUST TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN
†Ex. "She said I was a bitch so I told her to STFU"
††Ex. Message Subject: "Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that"
Message Body: "STFU."
The correct pronunciation of STFU is "stoofoo" (see here).
Grammar
Grammar Nazis will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to STFU.
STFU in spoken language
To prove how 1337 they are, fucktards will often choose IRL to say "Ess tea eff you" instead of just "shut the fuck up." They somehow believe that this is less offensive or not counted as swearing, which is handy because naughty words makes baby Jesus cry. Some retards also believe that saying STFU is quicker than shut the fuck up, which ignores the lulzy fact that they are both four syllables. But they are still going to hell because most dumbasses who act like this are furrys. Still others like to pronounce it like a real word, by saying, "Stuh-foo." They are obviously a faggot and should promptly be told to STFU. But really they are just saying 'stuff you'.
The big STFU
Eventually God will get sick of furrys, midgets, unbirthed fucktards, pedophiles, your mom and other sick fucks. When this happens, the Apocalypse will happen, allowing God to finally make the human race STFU. God will descend to Earth in the form of an 80 year old Chinese man in panties, give the finger to W and then explode, killing all but Chuck Norris. Stephen Colbert.
Forms of STFU in nature
STFU is know to exist in three main forms: Fist, foot, and liquid. How to administer STFU:
- FALCON PUNCH! for the fist variety.
- Cunt Punt for the foot variety.
- One cup administered orally for the liquid variety
... or STFU
Replacing the old "...or bust" catchphrase, "... or STFU" is quickly gaining popularity. Usage examples:
| They say... | Proper Response |
| "Hi, I'm a 16 year old girl" | "Tits or stfu." |
| "I think I have scurvy" | "Orange juice or stfu." |
On TOW
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Guess What, NOONE GIVES A SHIT -
The end of all great arguments, a great Image Macro -
Monochrome version -
A variation -
You can ask for help
See Also
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