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'''[[lolita|Lolita]] Complex''', ''lolicon'' for short, describes someone who masturbates to feminine [[hentai]] child pornography, whereas the [[child pornography|subject matter itself]] is referred to as '''loli''' (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we ''do'' know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Recently the Otaku FaceBook group was grilled a bit on the subject and the loli image posters of the group explained that they were born with the sexuality of wanting to fuck animated Japanese children and that they couldn't help it as a result of this elusive "PedoGene". Most lolicons fans defense themselves by saying that they like lolis because they're [[lies| cute rather than being sexually attracted to it.]]
'''[[Lolita]] Complex''', ''lolicon'' for short, describes someone who masturbates to feminine [[hentai]] child pornography, whereas the [[Child pornography|subject matter itself]] is referred to as '''loli''' (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we ''do'' know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Recently the Otaku FaceBook group was grilled a bit on the subject and the loli image posters of the group explained that they were born with the sexuality of wanting to fuck animated Japanese children and that they couldn't help it as a result of this elusive "PedoGene". Most lolicons fans defense themselves by saying that they like lolis because they're [[Lies|cute rather than being sexually attracted to it]].


== Facts ==
== Facts ==
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[[Image:Lolicon_-_Too_much!.jpg|thumb|right|[[Old people]] love lolicon.]]
[[Image:Lolicon_-_Too_much!.jpg|thumb|right|[[Old people]] love lolicon.]]


* There are more [[pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are WOW players
* There are more [[Pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are [[WoW]] players
* If there are [[tits]] it <u>usually</u> isn't loli.
* If there are [[tits]] it <u>usually</u> isn't loli.
* The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]].  
* The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]].  
*If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]].
* If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]].
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
* It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota, but that is very unlikely since real shota aren't interested in sex.
* It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota, but that is very unlikely since real shota aren't interested in sex.
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[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|A real life loli]]]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|A real life loli]]]]


For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]]. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of [sick] expression thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]], then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone [[pussy|beaver]] shot. On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:
For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]]. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of [sick] expression thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]], then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone [[pussy|beaver]] shot. On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[Asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:


* [[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
* [[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous anti-logic brainfart: "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene".
* [[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (Yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tarring through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls.]]
* [[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tarring through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[Lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls]].
* Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
* Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
* It's illegal in [[Poland]].
* It's illegal in [[Poland]].
* It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
* It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
* We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
* We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
** ... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Power Word|Agnes Chan]] of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.
** ...Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Power Word|Agnes Chan]] of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.
 
=== On image boorus ===
 
* Gelbooru = OK
* Rule34.paheal.net = banned
* rule34.xxx = banned
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=81


== Galleries ==
== Galleries ==


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File:Motivational Lolicon.jpg
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[[Pedophiles|Loli-lovers]]' national anthem
[[Pedophiles|Loli-lovers]]' national anthem
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
It's OK if [[you]] just [[sick fuck|lick a loli]].
It's OK if [[you]] just [[Sick fuck|lick a loli]].
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
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* [[404 Girl]]
* [[404 Girl]]
* [[Accidental Nudity]]
* [[Accidental Nudity]]
* [[Beako]] - The mascot of loli-hatred
* [[Beako]] &ndash; The mascot of loli-hatred
* [[Bleedman]] - Loli lover.
* [[Bleedman]] &ndash; Loli lover.
* [[ButLova]] - Big butt fart/scat loli lover.
* [[ButLova]] &ndash; Big butt fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Chris Hansen]] - He wants you to take a seat over there.
* [[Chris Hansen]] &ndash; He wants you to take a seat over there.
* [[Ed Poor]] - Another loli lover.
* [[Ed Poor]] &ndash; Another loli lover.
* [[FBI redirection]]
* [[FBI redirection]]
* [[girlfartlover]] - Another fart/scat loli lover.
* [[girlfartlover]] &ndash; Another fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Girl Scouts]]
* [[Girl Scouts]]
* [[Hinako Series]]
* [[Hinako Series]]
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* [[Pedo Baiting]]
* [[Pedo Baiting]]
* [[Teruchan]]
* [[Teruchan]]
* [[Toddlercon]] - In case you like them ''real'' young.
* [[Toddlercon]] &ndash; In case you like them ''real'' young.
* [[Waha]]
* [[Waha]]


== External links ==
== External Links ==


* [http://freeonlinearcade.org/Shooting/600/Zombears.html Zombears] Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
* [http://freeonlinearcade.org/Shooting/600/Zombears.html Zombears] Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover

Revision as of 08:01, 22 July 2015

Lolita Complex, lolicon for short, describes someone who masturbates to feminine hentai child pornography, whereas the subject matter itself is referred to as loli (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we do know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved Internet to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Recently the Otaku FaceBook group was grilled a bit on the subject and the loli image posters of the group explained that they were born with the sexuality of wanting to fuck animated Japanese children and that they couldn't help it as a result of this elusive "PedoGene". Most lolicons fans defense themselves by saying that they like lolis because they're cute rather than being sexually attracted to it.

Facts

Old people love lolicon.
  • There are more lolicon fans than there are WoW players
  • If there are tits it usually isn't loli.
  • The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as shotacon, but you already know that, you sick fuck.
  • If there is penis it still might be loli (see: Dickgirl), but it's most likely shota.
  • The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
  • It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota, but that is very unlikely since real shota aren't interested in sex.

Legality

There's no escaping your fate, you sick fuck.
A real life loli

For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the United States. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of [sick] expression thereby precluding it from censorship. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against war, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone beaver shot. On the other hand, some say that the only reason Supreme Court ruled this way was so that Antonin Scalia could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:

  • Crikey! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine over 9000 dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself (fap, fap, fap) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women based on a tenuous anti-logic brainfart: "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene".
  • George W Bush banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the United States during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tarring through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist Dwight Whorley was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, making them susceptible to trolls.
  • Under Africa laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to Zimbabwe where you can rape and kill a girl and get two years.
  • It's illegal in Poland.
  • It'll get you v& in The Land of Milk Bags.
  • We all know anything goes hentai wise in Japan.
    • ...Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But Agnes Chan of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.

On image boorus

  • Gelbooru = OK
  • Rule34.paheal.net = banned
  • rule34.xxx = banned

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=81

Galleries

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Videos

This is completely not sexual, you pedo.

Loli-lovers' national anthem

It's OK if you just lick a loli.

Don't lie, you know you have a boner you pedo.

Rather have the loli, you say? Why don't you take a seat, right over there?

See Also

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