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So, you know the character Maria from Doki Doki Majo Shinpan? She's a normal human being according to SNK canon and the Japanese Wikipedia page for the game. But for some reason, in Doki Majo Plus, they ''gave her a witch mark''. THEY GAVE HER A WITCH MARK. '''''<big><big>THEY GAVE HER A FUCKING WITCH MARK.</big></big>''''' What the FUCK, SNK? YOU KNEW SHE WAS A NORMAL PERSON TO BEGIN WITH, SO '''''WHY DID YOU GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO PLUS?!''''' I am LIVID. SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON, GODDAMMIT! SHE DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING '''''WITCH MARK'''''! | So, you know the character Maria from Doki Doki Majo Shinpan? She's a normal human being according to SNK canon and the Japanese Wikipedia page for the game. But for some reason, in Doki Majo Plus, they ''gave her a witch mark''. THEY GAVE HER A WITCH MARK. '''''<big><big>THEY GAVE HER A FUCKING WITCH MARK.</big></big>''''' What the FUCK, SNK? YOU KNEW SHE WAS A NORMAL PERSON TO BEGIN WITH, SO '''''WHY DID YOU GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO PLUS?!''''' I am LIVID. SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON, GODDAMMIT! SHE DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING '''''WITCH MARK'''''! | ||
She. <big>Doesn't.</big> <big><big>NEED.</big></big> <big><big><big>A.</big></big></big> <big><big><big><big>FUCKING.</big></big></big></big> <big><big><big><big><big>WITCH.</big></big></big></big></big> <big><big><big><big><big><big>MARK!!!</big></big></big></big></big></big> | She. <big>Doesn't.</big> <big><big>NEED.</big></big> <big><big><big>A.</big></big></big> <big><big><big><big>FUCKING.</big></big></big></big> <big><big><big><big><big>WITCH.</big></big></big></big></big> <big><big><big><big><big><big>MARK!!!</big></big></big></big></big></big> | ||
Now listen to me, SNK; if you're going to make a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3 on the Nintendo Switch, make sure to localize it in English, and '''''MAKE SURE NOT TO GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK OR ELSE I'M NOT BUYING IT!''''' | Now listen to me, SNK; if you're going to make a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3 on the Nintendo Switch, make sure to localize it in English, and '''''MAKE SURE NOT TO GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK OR ELSE I'M NOT BUYING IT!''''' | ||
You SNK guys don't seem to realize that IF YOU GIVE MARIA A WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO 3 IF IT EVER COMES OUT, '''''YOU'LL THROW THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS!!! YOU COULD CAUSE WORLD WAR 3!!! YOU MIGHT MAKE ME PEPPER-SPRAY AN EB-GAMES EMPLOYEE!''''' | You SNK guys don't seem to realize that IF YOU GIVE MARIA A WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO 3 IF IT EVER COMES OUT, '''''YOU'LL THROW THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS!!! YOU COULD CAUSE WORLD WAR 3!!! YOU MIGHT MAKE ME PEPPER-SPRAY AN EB-GAMES EMPLOYEE!''''' | ||
This is for your own good, SNK. Make sure not to give Maria a witch mark in Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3; that is, if it ever releases. | This is for your own good, SNK. Make sure not to give Maria a witch mark in Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3; that is, if it ever releases. | ||
And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. None of that "shin-ye-ha-me-ha" bullshit, we're going for the original. Just for the fact that SNK gave Maria a witch mark in Doki Majo Plus. ''Hmmm...'' | And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. None of that "shin-ye-ha-me-ha" bullshit, we're going for the original. Just for the fact that SNK gave Maria a witch mark in Doki Majo Plus. ''Hmmm...'' | ||
'''''<big>Curse-ye-ha-me-</big>''''' | '''''<big>Curse-ye-ha-me-</big>''''' | ||
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'''''<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>''''' | |||
Have a nice day. | Have a nice day. | ||
[[Category:Lolcows]] | [[Category:Lolcows]] | ||
Revision as of 10:38, 6 March 2022
Playing Doki Doki Majo Shinpan makes me so horny~!
I am desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of fapping to Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, or through fucking characters from the game. I also like Puyo Puyo.
Random paragraph
So, you know the character Maria from Doki Doki Majo Shinpan? She's a normal human being according to SNK canon and the Japanese Wikipedia page for the game. But for some reason, in Doki Majo Plus, they gave her a witch mark. THEY GAVE HER A WITCH MARK. THEY GAVE HER A FUCKING WITCH MARK. What the FUCK, SNK? YOU KNEW SHE WAS A NORMAL PERSON TO BEGIN WITH, SO WHY DID YOU GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO PLUS?! I am LIVID. SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON, GODDAMMIT! SHE DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING WITCH MARK!
She. Doesn't. NEED. A. FUCKING. WITCH. MARK!!!
Now listen to me, SNK; if you're going to make a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3 on the Nintendo Switch, make sure to localize it in English, and MAKE SURE NOT TO GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK OR ELSE I'M NOT BUYING IT!
You SNK guys don't seem to realize that IF YOU GIVE MARIA A WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO 3 IF IT EVER COMES OUT, YOU'LL THROW THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS!!! YOU COULD CAUSE WORLD WAR 3!!! YOU MIGHT MAKE ME PEPPER-SPRAY AN EB-GAMES EMPLOYEE!
This is for your own good, SNK. Make sure not to give Maria a witch mark in Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3; that is, if it ever releases.
And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. None of that "shin-ye-ha-me-ha" bullshit, we're going for the original. Just for the fact that SNK gave Maria a witch mark in Doki Majo Plus. Hmmm...
Curse-ye-ha-me-
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Have a nice day.