User:Caku

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Hi :^) I FUCKING CAME INSIDE EVERY TEMPLATE ON THIS WIKI. THEY ARE ALL USED GOODS, THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU TYPE THOSE CURLY BRACKETS I PUT MY PENIS IN ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

Happeh kit-kat

About me

Ha ha pee pee poo poo!!

Shit I am

• Far-Right
• Frost Warrior
• Ghost

Awards and Citations

Citations

Operation Rebuild ED

	“	Tested every template, and did a non-negligable work on fixing the wanted templates. I'm probably going to rape you but i'll kiss you first.	„
	—Tabs

Icelandic Order of the Falcon

	“	For chivalry beyond the call of pee pee Caku our greatest national treasure put out 136 fires with just his piss and took part in 652 rescue missions with ICE-SAR where he pooped on every single tourist who got stuck in the snow during a blizzard, the Knight's cross order of the Falcon Iceland's greatest order of merit.	„
	— Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson, King of Iceland

Gay Nigger AIDS

ASCII/mIRCart

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Articles I Started

• Pingu
• Cooking With Jack Show
• Berd

Templates That Don't work correctly

So I've been looking at templates for a while that have toggle texts for collapsible content. Some of the older templates use classes hiddentext and showtext. From the looks of things it may be an old script we dont have anymore but a possible fix bassed on Template:Acronyms that uses a different class: data-collapsetext and data-expandtext might be the fix we need. Current objective is to note down all the templates that use hiddentext and convert them. Fuck that try a version of common.js that was on .rs

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Template	Toggletext Works?	Bug Notes	Other Notes	Fixed
Template:4chanarchive	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Advice	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Barneybunch	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Blizzard	Yes	None.	This one just needs to be collapsible.	No.
Template:Chanarchive	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Cults	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Culture	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Drugs	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Education	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Elaw	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Emoseries	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:EQ2Flames	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Evilunveiled	No	Morphing Object script not working	None.	No.
Template:Fanfic	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Fatfurry	Yes	Hiddentext. Missaligned	None.	Yes
Template:Finalfantasy	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Finalsolutions	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Foods	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Foolz	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Freeweb	No	Morphing Object script not working	None.	No.
Template:Gaiaonline	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Gayrepublicans	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Goodguys	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Goth	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Gun control	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Habbo	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Haxor	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:High Scores	No.	Is uncollapsed at page load	None.	Yes.
Template:History	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Indie	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Ircseries	No.	Morphing Object script not working	None	No.
Template:Islam	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Jewseries	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Killers	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Life	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Lulzgames	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Lulzhistory	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:MinistryofLOL	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Mmoseries	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Myimmortal	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Oldweb	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Pedoseries	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:PIR	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Pokedex	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Politics	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Psychology	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Otherkin	No.	Morphing Object script not working	None.	No.
Template:Race	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Rap	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Religions	No.	Morphing Object script not working	None.	No.
Template:Science	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Scientology	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Shock	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Sonic	No.	Miss aligned.	None.	Yes.
Template:Top16	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Tumblr Series	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:TV Tropes	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Usenet	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Webcomics	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Weeaboo	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Wiccanseries	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Wikis	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Worldcup	No.	Miss aligned	None.	No.
Template:YouTube Ranters	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes
Template:Ytmnd	Yes	Hiddentext.	None	Yes

Old ED Laws

• User:Caku/The Weeb and Furvert equality Act
• User:Caku/The Harlot Observance Transaction (THOT)
• User:Caku/Prevent Erections Due to Orphans(PEDO)
• User:Caku/Lewd Offspring Legislation of Illustration (LOLI)

Contributions

• Iceland
• Joeysworldtour
• FPSRussia
• Other

Templates reworked

Nice sexy table.

Template	Wayback import?	Works?	Bug note	Other notes
Template:FakeNews	No	Yes.	None.	Made up because i couldn't find the original.
Template:Highscorelist	No	Sort of.	Miss aligned text, has to be updated manually.	On back burner for now.
Template:DAshit	Yes	Yes	None.	None.
Template:Ewhore	Yes	Yes	None.	None.
Template:Rap	Yes	Yes	Fixed	Don't ask Kaizen.
Template:Maddox	Yes	Yes	Fixed	Don't ask Kaizen.
Template:Germany	Yes	Yes	None.	None.
Template:Webcite	No	Yes	None.	Based on {{archive}}.
Template:Waybackvid	No	Yes	None	Based on {{archive}}
Template:Qing	Yes	Yes	None.	None.
Template:Anti-SJW YouTube	Yes	Yes	Fixed	Don't ask Kaizen.
Template:Doopie	Yes	Yes	Fixed	Don't ask Kaizen.
Template:Wrestling	Yes	Yes	None.	None.
Template:Comics	Yes	Yes	Fixed	Don't ask Kaizen.
Template:Dediot	No	No	None.	Only found on user pages left blank due to it not being found on wayback.
Template:Lulcowboard	No	No	None.	Only found on user pages left blank due to it not being found on wayback.
Template:Spics	Yes	Yes	None.	None.
Template:Putinhack	Yes	Yes	Fixed	Don't ask Kaizen.
Template:SEO/Tags	No	No	None	Tabs sperged out when we deleted this from pages. So I blanked it.
Template:Catalog lookup link	No	No	None.	Blank.
Template:Disease	No	No	None	Blank
Template:Lang	No	No	None.	Wikimedia template that's used on a protected page, Blanked.
Template:Reflist	No	No	None.	Blank.

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Caku is part of the Decade Restoration Squad

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