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==Teh Band==
==Teh Band==
'''Mőtley Crűe''' are shitty band of dirty Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to [[heroin]], porn, [[in the kitchen|domestic violence]], and vehicular homicide.  
'''Mőtley Crűe''' are shitty band of dirty Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to [[heroin]], porn, [[in the kitchen|domestic violence]], and vehicular homicide. They appeal to pansy edgelord kids because "herr durr they is into like Satan and drugs and stuff". Women's clothing, makeup, hairspray, and semen help make up the band's trademark look: That of a quintet of cross-dressing kids with an eating disorder. The last time we saw a group of pussies of this caliber was during the French surrender during World War II.  
 
==Fuck Ups==
The Mőtley Crűe fame was attributed to their being cartoons, however, they take longer to finish a project than [[Zone]], make lies about crappy movies that were supposed to happen five years ago, [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|and play it off like it didn't happen]], while simultaneously hinting at stuff that may or may not happen in the [[shit nobody cares about|storyline]], even though that shit wont happen either. And now that the [[Dethklok|cartoon band]] genre is not a new one, Gorillaz is pretty much the most epic cock tease in fanboy history, and is now as dead as [[zippocat]].


=="Members"==
=="Members"==


[[File:Vince-NeilFat.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Is he singing or is he having a stroke?]]
=== Vince "I'm totally OK to drive" Neil ===
=== Vince "I'm totally OK to drive" Neil ===
[[File:Vince-NeilFat.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Is he singing or is he having a stroke?]]
Vince Neil (powerword Vincent Neil Wharton) is the band's singer. Typical blonde-haired, lipstick-wearing, Glam Band type, he sings like an epileptic chicken with its ass on fire. His looks were a cross between a bulimic Axl Rose and Axl Rose's lesbian sister, who also happens to be bulimic. As the years have gotten the best of him, he now looks like the human personification of too many Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts. I guess that's what happens when you quit the [[cocaine|yayo]] diet. Known largely for killing his friend by driving like the drunken, drug addled dipshit he is, somehow between Vince, a real musican, and a sports car, he was the only one to survive. Neil, taking a play out of Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee's book, he's been charged with various forms of battery several times, at times one of his 4 ex-wives. He was temporarily replaced by John Corabi giving the band it's only chance to make any good music, but lo and behold the band took him back. Also had a kid that died.  
Vince Neil (powerword Vincent Neil Wharton) is the band's singer. Typical blonde-haired, lipstick-wearing, Glam Band type, he sings like an epileptic chicken with its ass on fire. His looks were a cross between a bulimic Axl Rose and Axl Rose's lesbian sister, who also happens to be bulimic. As the years have gotten the best of him, he now looks like the human personification of too many Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts. I guess that's what happens when you quit the [[cocaine|yayo]] diet. Known largely for killing his friend by driving like the drunken, drug addled dipshit he is, somehow between Vince, a real musican, and a sports car, he was the only one to survive. Neil, taking a play out of Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee's book, he's been charged with various forms of battery several times, at times one of his 4 ex-wives. Also had a kid that died.  


[[File:NikkiSixxOld.jpg|thumb|left|175px|Nikki Sixx, also known as Johnny Depp.]]
=== Nikki "Got some H?" Sixx ===
=== Nikki "Got some H?" Sixx ===
[[File:NikkiSixxOld.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nikki Sixx, also known as Johnny Depp.]]
Nikki Sixx, (powerword Frank Feranna Jr.) is the band's Bass player and token [[emo]]. He never really learned to play any instrument so like most bass players, he is totally fucking useless. He is known for terrible music, even worse songwriting, and several recoveries from heroin overdoses. Like Vince, he too has given a just and caring god ample opportunity to snuff him out, but apparently god is neither. Instead the world has been forced to endure decades of the band's antics, music, and soaking up of the drugs the public needs in order to handle said antics and music. Seems that for some, all that Satan-worshipping really paid off.
Nikki Sixx, the band's Bass player and token [[emo]], never really learned to play any instrumentso, like most bass players, is totally fucking useless.  


[[File:MickMarsDeadInside.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Mick Mars after having his soul eaten, probably by that fat fuck Vince]]
=== Mick "I'm too old for this shit" Mars ===
=== Mick "I'm too old for this shit" Mars ===
[[File:MickMarsDeadInside.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Mick Mars after having his soul eaten, probably by that fat fuck Vince]]
Mick Mars, is the band's lead guitarist. The only member with even a modicum of musical talent, why his old ass is hanging around with these retards is anyone's guess. Also the only member of the band that doesn't have a extensive arrest record, his having black hair, tattoos, and an abundance of [[ugly]] are the only things that make him fit in. Despite being horrible disabled he has been romantically linked to some hot chicks, further proving supernatural meddling in everyday life.  
The band's guitar.
 


[[File:TommyLeeDisco.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Not rapey at all.]]
=== Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee ===
=== Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee ===
[[File:TommyLeeDisco.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Not rapey at all.
Tommy Lee is the band's drummer. He is known for playing his drums upside-down, weighing less than one of the Olsen twins when they were 12, and beating women. He has been romantically linked to several [[cumdumpster| women]] who Ediots would likely fap to, once again proving women are [[dumb]]. When he isn't using his babymomma as a punching bag, he spends his time being a [[aids|disease]] ridden junky. He is also known for making Pr0n with  sperm-sponge [[whore|Pamela Anderson]] and having sex with a boat. Both Pamela and the boat contrcted Hepatitus from said encounter.
The band's drummer.
 
Noodle apparently [[almost died|died]] during the filming of the music video for [[Muppets|Manah Manah]]. But that story was made up to cover up the death of Jimmy Manson. This caused much [[angst]] among the fans. As it turns out, she actually escapes in a parachute, leaving Jimmy Manson to be blown up. In a strange turn of events, it's actually revealed that she did die, and the was rescued from hell by Murdoc. Though this would sound like some kinda faggotry to keep the fanbase happy, it turns out the entire rescue was a drunken delusion of Murdoc. This makes The Gorillaz one of the first trolls to be featured on MTV. They build a robot Noodle but [[noone]] cares.


== "Musical Style" ==
== "Musical Style" ==
As mentioned above, Gorillaz doesn't really seem to know exactly what genre they are. Some songs have a techno sound to them, others have a more classic rock feel, and some sound like classical music. [[Truth|Actually, you can usually find ''all'' the aforementioned styles in one song.]] Some fans like to excuse this art-fag nonsense by claiming the band plays [[Shit|"experimental"]] music.
Their style is 5% heavy Metal, 5% Satanic droning, and the rest a cacophony of shit and fail. Amazing basslines, rythmic percussion, harmonic guitar riffs, they have none of those, relying solely on Vince Neil's cat-torturing vocals to drown the rest of it out. If AIDS and Cancer had an illegitimate crackbaby, it's cries would immediately be recorded so Nikki Sixx could start on the lyrics to accompany it on a slow, arduous trip to the lower levels of purgatory. Unfortunately the band would likely not follow suit.


We would be doing you a disservice if we didn't also mention another notable aspect of the Gorillaz' "music": Many songs also have a section sung by a guest rapper, a trope which many members of the fanbase seem split on. Many like to scream that if you dislike the rapping parts, you're a "poser," "not a real fan," and all the usual nonsense that retards like to say when someone voices an opinion they disagree with.  
== Albums ==
*Too Fast for Love: Emo love songs and hate.
*Shout at the Devil: 23% MORE EMO, also a bunch of Satanic shit.
*Theater of Pain: It's flagship song was someone else's.
*Girls, Girls, Girls: Yep, that's what they're trying to be.
*Dr. Feelgood: The band is supposedly sober during this time, it didn't help them.
*Mőtley Crűe: They fired Vince, made this turd, and begged him to come back.
Nothing further to note.


Other fans are quite vocal about the fact that the rapping segments suck. For example, many of these fans will tell you that [[Shit nobody cares about|"''Feel Good, Inc.''  would be so much better if it didn't have De La Soul's autistic scream-laughing and shit rapping in it."]]
== Typical Mőtley Crűe Faggotry ==
 
Noted as "The world's most notorious band", they have inflicted their [[shit|"music"]] upon an unsuspecting world for several decades. Their normal routine is make shitty music, tour playing shitty music, do drugs by the truckload and somehow survive, beat women, piss off everyone outside [[America]], rinse, repeat. No four people have contributed more reasons for the civilized world to hate America, Americans, and everything American then these four idiots (five if you include Corabi).  
== Typical Gorillaz Faggotry ==
 
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==Plastic Beach==
After 4 years of silence from the band a new album hits the [[torrent|shelfs]] called Plastic Beach. It is a vain attempt for them to reinvent them selfs after completely falling out of the public spotlight. The main difference in the new album is that Noodle (the band's resident Jailbait) has finaly hit puberty, much to the [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|chargin' of many Fanbois lazerz]]. Of course more fictional history has been invented for the band that most believe to have actually happened.


==Fans==
==Fans==
The band's audience are [[typical]]ly [[fag]]s in that period between sex with their [[friend]]s and [[Masturbation|masturbating]]. Most of them only like this [[shit]] band because they want to [[fuck]] them or think that any Japanese person in a band is a good band to [[Poser|wear the band's shirt from Hot Topic to prove that they love Japanese culture]]. And [[Branca|fangirls]].
They suck.


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Image:Byfanines.jpg|Moar fan art. The [[Doing it wrong|popsicle]] [[Branca|the bitch]] is holding is for future fantasies, and 2D's arms are short because she [[Castration|chopped them off by mistake]] instead of the penis.
Image:Shoop Da Woop.jpg|Russel [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|SHOOPS DA WOOP]] as well.
Image:Noodle_Loli.jpg|How perverted the [[Japan|Japanese]] fans can be.
[[File:Gorillaz_comic_pg4_eng_by_Gatty8]]
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</gallery></center>


===Ways to piss off the Mőtley Crűe [[fandom]]===
===Ways to piss off the Mőtley Crűe [[fandom]]===
*Tell them Axl Rose could kick Vince Neil's ass.
*Tell them Axl Rose DID in fact kick Vince Neil's ass.
*Tell them you don't like the way those chicks dress.
*Spell the band's name Motly Crew.
*Continuously mistake them for the band Poison.
*Tell them how Vince should still be in prison and he didn't get nearly enough time.
*Tell them the band's best work was with John Corabi.
*Say things like "Anyone can play the drums upside-down, but can Tommy Lee refrain from beating his women?"
*Tell them Home Sweet Home is the theme song for an all-gay prom.
*Argue that Nikki Sixx used to be in The Village People.
*Ask when they're going to play "Karma Chameleon".
*Ask how Tommy Lee's T-cell count is doing.
*Point at a picture of Mick Mars and ask if it is his funeral photo.
*Say they stole their style from Slayer.
*Ask them which one wrote "Smokin' in the Boys Room".




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Typical Mőtley Crűe practice session. Totally not gay..

Teh Band

Mőtley Crűe are shitty band of dirty Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to heroin, porn, domestic violence, and vehicular homicide. They appeal to pansy edgelord kids because "herr durr they is into like Satan and drugs and stuff". Women's clothing, makeup, hairspray, and semen help make up the band's trademark look: That of a quintet of cross-dressing kids with an eating disorder. The last time we saw a group of pussies of this caliber was during the French surrender during World War II.

"Members"

Is he singing or is he having a stroke?

Vince "I'm totally OK to drive" Neil

Vince Neil (powerword Vincent Neil Wharton) is the band's singer. Typical blonde-haired, lipstick-wearing, Glam Band type, he sings like an epileptic chicken with its ass on fire. His looks were a cross between a bulimic Axl Rose and Axl Rose's lesbian sister, who also happens to be bulimic. As the years have gotten the best of him, he now looks like the human personification of too many Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts. I guess that's what happens when you quit the yayo diet. Known largely for killing his friend by driving like the drunken, drug addled dipshit he is, somehow between Vince, a real musican, and a sports car, he was the only one to survive. Neil, taking a play out of Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee's book, he's been charged with various forms of battery several times, at times one of his 4 ex-wives. He was temporarily replaced by John Corabi giving the band it's only chance to make any good music, but lo and behold the band took him back. Also had a kid that died.

Nikki Sixx, also known as Johnny Depp.

Nikki "Got some H?" Sixx

Nikki Sixx, (powerword Frank Feranna Jr.) is the band's Bass player and token emo. He never really learned to play any instrument so like most bass players, he is totally fucking useless. He is known for terrible music, even worse songwriting, and several recoveries from heroin overdoses. Like Vince, he too has given a just and caring god ample opportunity to snuff him out, but apparently god is neither. Instead the world has been forced to endure decades of the band's antics, music, and soaking up of the drugs the public needs in order to handle said antics and music. Seems that for some, all that Satan-worshipping really paid off.

Mick Mars after having his soul eaten, probably by that fat fuck Vince

Mick "I'm too old for this shit" Mars

Mick Mars, is the band's lead guitarist. The only member with even a modicum of musical talent, why his old ass is hanging around with these retards is anyone's guess. Also the only member of the band that doesn't have a extensive arrest record, his having black hair, tattoos, and an abundance of ugly are the only things that make him fit in. Despite being horrible disabled he has been romantically linked to some hot chicks, further proving supernatural meddling in everyday life.

Not rapey at all.

Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee

Tommy Lee is the band's drummer. He is known for playing his drums upside-down, weighing less than one of the Olsen twins when they were 12, and beating women. He has been romantically linked to several women who Ediots would likely fap to, once again proving women are dumb. When he isn't using his babymomma as a punching bag, he spends his time being a disease ridden junky. He is also known for making Pr0n with sperm-sponge Pamela Anderson and having sex with a boat. Both Pamela and the boat contrcted Hepatitus from said encounter.

"Musical Style"

Their style is 5% heavy Metal, 5% Satanic droning, and the rest a cacophony of shit and fail. Amazing basslines, rythmic percussion, harmonic guitar riffs, they have none of those, relying solely on Vince Neil's cat-torturing vocals to drown the rest of it out. If AIDS and Cancer had an illegitimate crackbaby, it's cries would immediately be recorded so Nikki Sixx could start on the lyrics to accompany it on a slow, arduous trip to the lower levels of purgatory. Unfortunately the band would likely not follow suit.

Albums

  • Too Fast for Love: Emo love songs and hate.
  • Shout at the Devil: 23% MORE EMO, also a bunch of Satanic shit.
  • Theater of Pain: It's flagship song was someone else's.
  • Girls, Girls, Girls: Yep, that's what they're trying to be.
  • Dr. Feelgood: The band is supposedly sober during this time, it didn't help them.
  • Mőtley Crűe: They fired Vince, made this turd, and begged him to come back.

Nothing further to note.

Typical Mőtley Crűe Faggotry

Noted as "The world's most notorious band", they have inflicted their "music" upon an unsuspecting world for several decades. Their normal routine is make shitty music, tour playing shitty music, do drugs by the truckload and somehow survive, beat women, piss off everyone outside America, rinse, repeat. No four people have contributed more reasons for the civilized world to hate America, Americans, and everything American then these four idiots (five if you include Corabi).

Fans

They suck.


Ways to piss off the Mőtley Crűe fandom

  • Tell them Axl Rose could kick Vince Neil's ass.
  • Tell them Axl Rose DID in fact kick Vince Neil's ass.
  • Tell them you don't like the way those chicks dress.
  • Spell the band's name Motly Crew.
  • Continuously mistake them for the band Poison.
  • Tell them how Vince should still be in prison and he didn't get nearly enough time.
  • Tell them the band's best work was with John Corabi.
  • Say things like "Anyone can play the drums upside-down, but can Tommy Lee refrain from beating his women?"
  • Tell them Home Sweet Home is the theme song for an all-gay prom.
  • Argue that Nikki Sixx used to be in The Village People.
  • Ask when they're going to play "Karma Chameleon".
  • Ask how Tommy Lee's T-cell count is doing.
  • Point at a picture of Mick Mars and ask if it is his funeral photo.
  • Say they stole their style from Slayer.
  • Ask them which one wrote "Smokin' in the Boys Room".


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