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After a relatively shitty year for the [[High Score]], with mediocre attempts like the [[Grand 16 Shooting]], [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]], Someone besides [[Dylann Roof]] managed to rack up some good | After a relatively shitty year for the [[High Score]], with mediocre attempts like the [[Grand 16 Shooting]], [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]], Someone besides [[Dylann Roof]] managed to rack up some good kills. Meet, <Shooter's name here>, who decided the [[Oregon]] real estate and cost of [[college]] was too high, and decided to make an [[school shooting|artistic statement]] opposing the corruption of America perpetrated by the jews. Of course, being an American, it was only natural he would use the power of hollow points. | ||
This shooting, as of typing, is brand spankin' new! The reported casualties are on par with [[Columbine]], with at least 10 dead, along with over 20 injured. Unfortunately, the shooter did not [[an hero]], so he will spend the rest of his life [[buttsecks|putting from the rough]]. | On October 1st, [[2015]], after taking a few moments to relax and contemplate his life, our hero got possessed by the spirit of [[Cho Seung Hui]] who used him as a puppet to aim for the high score again. This shooting, as of typing, is brand spankin' new! The reported casualties are on par with [[Columbine]], with at least 10 dead, along with over 20 injured. Unfortunately, the shooter did not [[an hero]], so he will spend the rest of his life [[buttsecks|putting from the rough]]. | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
As of now, we do know the shooter is a man in his late 20s. He told people of his intentions over the internet like a complete idiot, but fortunately didn't get snitched out. "We arrived to find multiple patients in multiple classrooms. Law enforcement was on scene and had the shooter neutralized". Two patients died while being v& to the hospital. The building started 1 building before he snuck into the science building. He turned two classrooms into bloodbaths. | |||
== Graded Score == | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" | | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | |||
|'''9'''/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|20/20 "9 kills and only 1 injury" <br /> | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|19/20 ''Shooting up a nigger church after a dramatic speech.'' | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|18/20 ''<strike>About to</strike> Caused a severe shitstorm <strike>and spark many riots!</strike> no chimpout :('' | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|17/20 ''Bonus for specifically killing [[niggers]].''<br /> | |||
|- | |||
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 83/100 ('''B''')</big> | |||
|} | |||
<center>'''Thank you, based Genepool Purifier'''</center> | |||
== Quotes == | |||
It is just beyond my comprehension that we are seeing these mass murders happen again and again and again... We have got to get the political will to do everything we can to keep people safe. | |||
== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
{{cg|'''Shooter Name Here'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
10 pics here | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Rest of the pics here | |||
</gallery>|}} | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Kimveer Gill]] | |||
* [[Aaron Alexis]] | |||
* [[Elliot Rodger]] | |||
* [[Cho Seung Hui]] | |||
* [[Adam Lanza]] | |||
* [[Chris Dorner]] | |||
* [[School Shooting]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
{{gun control}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Psychopaths}} | |||
Revision as of 21:17, 1 October 2015
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BREAKING NEWS!! Another mass shooting! Time to report on it as fast as possible and muddy up the facts! |
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| Shooter's Name | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 10+, injured 20+ |
| Top 25? | ?, is a ?? at #XX. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
After a relatively shitty year for the High Score, with mediocre attempts like the Grand 16 Shooting, Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, Someone besides Dylann Roof managed to rack up some good kills. Meet, <Shooter's name here>, who decided the Oregon real estate and cost of college was too high, and decided to make an artistic statement opposing the corruption of America perpetrated by the jews. Of course, being an American, it was only natural he would use the power of hollow points.
On October 1st, 2015, after taking a few moments to relax and contemplate his life, our hero got possessed by the spirit of Cho Seung Hui who used him as a puppet to aim for the high score again. This shooting, as of typing, is brand spankin' new! The reported casualties are on par with Columbine, with at least 10 dead, along with over 20 injured. Unfortunately, the shooter did not an hero, so he will spend the rest of his life putting from the rough.
Background
As of now, we do know the shooter is a man in his late 20s. He told people of his intentions over the internet like a complete idiot, but fortunately didn't get snitched out. "We arrived to find multiple patients in multiple classrooms. Law enforcement was on scene and had the shooter neutralized". Two patients died while being v& to the hospital. The building started 1 building before he snuck into the science building. He turned two classrooms into bloodbaths.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kills: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 "9 kills and only 1 injury" |
| Style: | 19/20 Shooting up a nigger church after a dramatic speech. |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 |
| Bonus: | 17/20 Bonus for specifically killing niggers. |
| Total score: 83/100 (B) | |
Quotes
It is just beyond my comprehension that we are seeing these mass murders happen again and again and again... We have got to get the political will to do everything we can to keep people safe.
Videos
Gallery
See Also
External Links
