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Where men take their penises and stroke. Who ever cums first wins, like a pissing contest. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate; therefore, they are inferior to men.

Circle jerks IRL

In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more 13 year old boys masturbating each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high Dungeons & Dragons sleep-overs, a circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking kill you in the face. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with lube and a gay porno on. A more advanced version has neither lube nor porn. Instead, the participants spooge on something edible, e.g. a Danish roll. He who shoots last must eat it.

Circle jerks OTI

Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre internets ritual which involves 13 year old boys or atheists gathering on BBS, AOL, and chat to banter with fervor about their particular fandom. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the fanboys with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.

An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any Linux articles submitted to Slashdot.

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 [[Image:Bara50 circlejerk.jpg|thumb|left|Congratulations, you're now hardcore!]]
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-Where [[Fag|men]] take their [[cock|penises]] and stroke. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first [[Win|wins]], like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because [[you are doing it wrong|women can't ejaculate;]] therefore, they are [[Fail|inferior]] to men.
+Where [[Fag|men]] take their [[cock|penises]] and stroke. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first [[win]]s, like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because [[you are doing it wrong|women can't ejaculate;]] therefore, they are [[Fail|inferior]] to men.
 ==Circle jerks [[IRL]]==
-In real life, a [[circle jerk]] is a sex act consisting of three or more [[13 year old boys]] [[Masturbation|masturbating]] each other in a circle.  A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high [[Dungeons & Dragons]] sleep-overs, a circle jerk is [[not gay]]. Nope, not at all.  Seriously, 100% [[heterosexual]], but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking [[kill them in the face|kill you in the face]]. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with [[Oil|lube]] and a [[gay]] [[Porn|porno]] on. A more [[Leet|advanced version]] has neither lube nor [[pr0n|porn]]. Instead, [[Homosexual|the participants]] spooge on something edible, e.g. a [[Cake|danish roll]]. He who [[Loser|shoots last]] [[NOM NOM NOM|must eat it]].
+In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more [[13 year old boys]] [[Masturbation|masturbating]] each other in a circle.  A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high [[Dungeons & Dragons]] sleep-overs, a circle jerk is [[not gay]]. Nope, not at all.  Seriously, 100% [[heterosexual]], but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking [[kill them in the face|kill you in the face]]. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with [[Oil|lube]] and a [[gay]] [[porn|porno]] on. A more [[Leet|advanced version]] has neither lube nor [[pr0n|porn]]. Instead, [[Homosexual|the participants]] spooge on something edible, e.g. a [[Cake|Danish roll]]. He who [[Loser|shoots last]] [[NOM NOM NOM|must eat it]].
 ==Circle jerks [[OTI]]==
-Online, a [[circle jerk]] is a bizarre [[internets]] ritual which involves [[13 year old boys]] or [[atheists]] gathering on [[BBS]], [[AOL]], and [[chat]] to banter with fervor about their particular [[fandom]]. When witnessing a  circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the [[fanboy]]s with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.
+Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre [[internets]] ritual which involves [[13 year old boys]] or [[atheists]] gathering on [[BBS]], [[AOL]], and [[chat]] to banter with fervor about their particular [[fandom]]. When witnessing a  circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the [[fanboy]]s with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.
 An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any [[Lunix|Linux]] articles submitted to [[Slashdot]].
-==See Also==
+==See also==
 * [[The LiveJournal Circle Jerk]]
 * [[Soggy biscuits]]
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 * [[Asalieri]] (and his inner circle)
 * [[Special:ListAdmins|ED's most notorious circle jerk]]
-[[Category: Sex]]  [[Category: Faggotry]]
+[[Category:Sex]]  [[Category:Faggotry]]
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