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Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]] | Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]] | ||
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]]. | Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]]. | ||
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps his pants. | Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants. | ||
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money. | Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money. | ||
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater | Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater | ||
Revision as of 09:00, 18 October 2022
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Tom Pearl looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Thomas Patrick Pearl (a.k.a. Tom Pearl) is a 63-year-old registered sex offender masochist from Lawrenceville, Georgia who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos & antics.
Biography
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing child pornography, his collaboration with MuchoZucko, and appearing on various random porn websites. There is a possible an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a Redditfag on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:
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—Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl | ||
This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish. Tom Pearl's own words
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl who is from Ecuador. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a possible brother named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a rennaisance man who opts to not have social media.
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Tom Pearl, reformed turdmuncher and full time family man -
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Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants. -
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Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater -
AND PROUD OF IT
Videos
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Location
1392 Dodger Way
Lawrenceville, GA 30045 phone number: (678) 442-0083 (for possible prank calls)
Tom Pearl lives here, send him endless amounts of pizza, free qurans, mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, Gay Niggers, da j00s, gamer girl bath water, freshly made homebrewed Jenkem, and just about anything lulzy you can possibly muster to his house as the possibilities are infinite, the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those. note to those reading this, Coppercab the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be something real bad in the water around those parts.
