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*Some 72-year-old [[Vietnam]]ese blazn azn man shoots up 10 people [[California]] during a [[China|Lunar New Year]] festival. | *Some 72-year-old [[Vietnam]]ese blazn azn named [[Powerword|Huu Can Tran]] man shoots up 10 people [[California]] during a [[China|Lunar New Year]] festival. | ||
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Revision as of 20:57, 24 January 2023
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2023 is the third reich of 2020. Jack shit will obviously happen this year like with the previous year. If you need a recap on 2022, click here.
Dramatic Events of 2023
January 2023
- Croatia fully enters the EU via €urozone and Schengen, mass wave of scamming due to currency switch begins instantly.
- The ED Twatter gets B&. We'll be back on there, eventually...
- A Basketball-American nignog player collapses on the NFL field and Schizoposters blame the VAXX
- MediaFan2008 gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which we believe "might be" cancer, and if he does die, then thank fuck we won't deal with his ass anymore.
- Retard Tate gets arrested by the Romanian police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking.
- Umkemesik gets ousted from ED after Discord logs featuring him lusting after underage feet are dropped.
- Brazilians invade their country's Congress over Jair Bolsonaro losing to Lula, similar to Donald Trump losing the election to Joe Biden.
- "DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH"
- Microsoft kills off support for Windows 8.1 and the Extended Security Updates for Windows 7, forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, shitty operating systems.
- Lisa Marie Presley dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.
- "Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways...
- Logan Paul tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a NFT business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.
- Alec Baldwin is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.
- Google Stadia finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.
- A 6-year-old Basketball-American child shoots up their teacher in Virginia, USA.
- It's probably some kinda world record!
- 7ols returns to Skype for only a few days until his mother took away his Windows laptop he got from college.
- Peacock makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.
- Some 72-year-old Vietnamese blazn azn named Huu Can Tran man shoots up 10 people California during a Lunar New Year festival.
- ED goes down temporarily for maintenance.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2022
- The "Years" category here on ED
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2022 |
2023 | Succeeded by 2024 |