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{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]]. 卐 |Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}


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In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Jackson''', a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at a local [[school]]. Being a 5'6  [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] and [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher.
Almost 2 years after the last [[Tarrant]]-inspired [[Mass murder|lulzfest]] ([[Halle synagogue shooting|that was a failure BTW]]), In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS</span>: '''Hugo Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a 5'6  [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to [[an hero]] by suicide by cop and got [[v&]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]] whilst he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].  
 
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by [[Salvador Ramos|ICE]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]]. This faggot tried to [[Brenton Tarrant|live-stream the attack]] but forgot that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “[[fail|attack]]” was, and got enrolled at [[jail|Nigger University]] for 26 months. Also got fined [[jew gold|52k]] that he doesn’t have for his attendance. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].


[[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of [[special education]].]]
He livestreamed the “[[fail|attack]]” like [[Brenton]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a schizo who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting [[Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but radicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.


==The retard==
==Background==


[[File:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg|thumb|Saviour of Evropa.]]
The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in Europe until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on the video game [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason.


'''Hugo Jackson''' is a [[spics|dirty spic]] who resides in the “[[muslims|white]]” nation of [[Sweden]]. Being a complete [[Aspie|autistic retard]], he immediately tried to cope with his existence by pretending that he is white and definitely not [[Mexican]]. Hugo made tons of fan art of [[Brenton Tarrant]] despite Brenton probably killing him if he got the chance to. The fag found a home on [[Discord]] and joined some [[fbi|FBI-sponsored groups]] to learn how to save the [[whites|white race]] by hating his own people and preparing to be [[an hero]].
Oh yeah, 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.


===Plan===
===Plan===
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[13-year-old boys|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[13-year-old boys|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].


[[File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg]]
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[[File:Hugojacksonplan2.jpeg]]
File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonplan2.jpeg
file:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg
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==Eslöv Spergout==
==Stabbing==


[[File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg]]
{{cg|Livestream|Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg|Screencap of the stream
File:Hugojacksonstream.jpeg|👍🏽👍🏽
File:Hugojacksonmap.jpeg|Map: CS_Eslöv
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[anhero]]
</gallery>|}}
</center>
 
Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become [[an hero]]. Armed with only a [[knife]] and a skull mask, he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would [[high score|go postal]]. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]]. Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill hom, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].
 
==Loadout==
 
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
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|-<!--TEH LAAEETEE-->
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': 4 knives
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
|
*Only one used though. <br> '''Does 10-15 damage'''
|-
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
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*Took forever for police to arrive.'''
''Invisible to police helicopters.''
|-
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|*'''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
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Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become [[an hero]]. Armed with only a [[knife]] and a skull mask, he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would [[high score|go postal]]. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]]. Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try to scare them away, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].


==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest swede
File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest swede
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|Video of spic
File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|Video of the spic
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
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File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
File:Hugojacksonstream.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonmap.jpeg|Map: CS_Eslöv
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the real Stabbed teacher. Probably a P.E teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED (notice the COVID-19 social distance tape there)
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[anhero]]
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</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jewish IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school
 
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
* [[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Stephan Balliet]]
 
*[[Patrick Crusius]]
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
*[[Autism]]
 
*[[An hero]]
* [[Autism]]
*[[Spics]]
 
*[[London]]
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[/pol/]]
 
* [[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.
 
* [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
 
* [[Spics]]
 
* [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
 
* [[/pol/]]


==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 16:36, 20 November 2023

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“ 		 
I’ll go down in history, better than Hitler. 卐
  		„
  		 

—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.

Hugo Jackson
Nationality: Mixed Breed Swede      
High score 1 injured
Top 50? Not even a chance.
Style London
An Hero? No lol


Almost 2 years after the last Tarrant-inspired lulzfest (that was a failure BTW), In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: Hugo Jackson卐, a 15-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi Mexican who took pol memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to an hero by suicide by cop and got v& for not having a green card whilst he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.

He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizo who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but radicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.

Background

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on the video game ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason.

Oh yeah, 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

Plan

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.

Stabbing

  • Screencap of the stream
    Screencap of the stream
  • 👍🏽👍🏽
    👍🏽👍🏽
  • Map: CS_Eslöv
    Map: CS_Eslöv
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only a knife and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would go postal. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race. Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill hom, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: 4 knives
  • Only one used though.
    Does 10-15 damage
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Took forever for police to arrive.

Invisible to police helicopters.

  • Spell: Nazi
 *Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.


Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off.
Style: 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.
Butthurt: 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL
Bonus: 0/20 Not even this can save him.
Total Score: 7/100 (F- -)
Fail Of The Year (FOTY)
See full ranking


Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________

Kindergarten Crossing Guard

Gallery

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Totally sane and healthy.
    Totally sane and healthy.

See Also

  • Anders Breivik - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.

External links

Accounts


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