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Revision as of 15:08, 22 March 2024
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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WARNING:
With Spics,
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—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing. | ||
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| Hugo Jackson | |
| Nationality: | Mixed Breed Swede   
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| Born | May 12, 2006 |
| Highscore | 1 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even a chance. |
| Style | London |
| An Hero? | No lol |
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Ahlfors Jackson卐, a 15-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi Mexican who took thought he was white and eligible as a Nazi after taking pol memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to become an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to suicide by cop as intended and got v& for not having a green card whilst he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.
He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton Tarrant but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another retard who also stabbed people at a school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizophrenic who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but rsadicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the the web who are obssessed with autists like these for some reason.
Background
The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.
Plan
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.
Hugo the Artist
If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more twisted this little fucker can be. Here's some of the "artwork" that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.
Stabbing
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Screencap of the stream -
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Map: CS_Eslöv -
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Photo of the P.E. teacher -
PWNED -
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Hugo trying to become an hero
Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would take action. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race . Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.
Loadout
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*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. |
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 1 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off. |
| Style: | 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Not even this can save him. |
Wanted Level:
Karen
Gallery
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Whitest Swede -
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Video of the spic
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Totally sane and healthy.
See Also
- Anders Breivik - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
- Autism - What he has.
- Brenton Tarrant - His hero.
- Stephan Balliet - Another hero of his.
- Laaiti Ekenstéen - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
- Spics
- Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
- pol
External links
Accounts
sephtisx - Instagram account of the sperg.
Solvent yeye - Balliet pfp
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