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Revision as of 13:41, 31 January 2023
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With 2020 and 2021 being THE WORST YEARS EVER due to the Kung Flu making everything hell, and 2022 being the year the scamdemic was forgotten about, we hope 2023 will be an actually good year, but we can only wait and see. If you need a recap on 2022, click here.
Dramatic Events of 2023
January 2023
- Croatia fully enters the EU via €urozone and Schengen, mass wave of scamming due to currency switch begins instantly.
- The ED Twatter gets B&. We'll be back on there, eventually...
- A Basketball-American nignog player collapses on the NFL field and Schizoposters blame the VAXX
- MediaFan2008 gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which we believe "might be" cancer, and if he does die, then thank fuck we won't deal with his ass anymore.
- Retard Tate gets arrested by the Romanian police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking.
- Umkemesik gets ousted from ED after Discord logs featuring him lusting after underage feet are dropped.
- Brazilians invade their country's Congress over Jair Bolsonaro losing to Lula, similar to Donald Trump losing the election to Joe Biden.
- "DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH"
- Microsoft kills off support for Windows 8.1 and the Extended Security Updates for Windows 7, forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, shitty operating systems.
- Lisa Marie Presley dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.
- "Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways...
- Logan Paul tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a NFT business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.
- Alec Baldwin is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.
- Google Stadia finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.
- A 6-year-old Basketball-American child shoots up their teacher in Virginia, USA.
- It's probably some kinda world record!
- 7ols returns to Skype for only a few days until his mother took away his Windows laptop he got from college.
- Peacock makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.
- Some 72-year-old Vietnamese blazn azn named Huu Can Tran man shoots up 10 people California during a Lunar New Year festival.
- A 26-year-old former YTP maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend Chris get heavily injured via a car crash accident in Pennsylvania. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive.
February 2023
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2022
- The "Years" category here on ED
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2023 | Succeeded by 2024 |