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Of course it didn't take long for dozens of ronery neckbearded white knights to flood on into her feed offering up their support. The game review circle-journalists of course wasted no time jumping onto the bandwagon, practically frothing in anticipation for another opportunity to tilt at the GamerGate windmill. Apparently logic and reason didn't much enter the wee little brains at the time, not realizing their master plan was to essentially try and kill the captain by sinking the ship they were on. In using Ms. Rapp as a proverbial soap box to try and bitch and bellyache about their continual, unending GamerGate ass hurt they inadvertently aligned themselves as supporters of pedophilia and child rape. | |||
Most of the lesser shill outlets were so quick to copy and paste the originating narratives that they didn't even bother to fact check at all, which led to making all sorts of absolutely asinine mistakes and assumptions. Many of them didn't even bother to look at the 100 page pro-pedo thesis she wrote, let alone the ever increasing myriad of pedo-related posts that are being slowly mined up from the dredges of the tubes. That in turn led to hilarity filled comment sections with staffers desperately doing damage control, trying to backpedal their way out of the fact that they had just aligned themselves with child molesters. | |||
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Revision as of 10:02, 4 March 2016
Alison Rapp, aka mnemosynekurai or shimo389, a Nintendo public relations employee, was recently discovered to not only be a raging Regressive legbeard, but likewise has a thing for molesting children which inspired her to write a 100 page thesis entitled...
Yeeeaaah... but of course, since being a female pedophile is A-OKAY all the major and minor game review shills began fumbling all over themselves for damage control trying to claim that "GamerGate" (their proverbial boogeyman) is trying to attack her and harass/slander her... yeah, because openly exposing yourself as supporting pedophilia certainly isn't slandering YOURSELF in the least bit... *crickets chirping*
"STOP PEDO-SHAMING ME! I'M A V-V-VICTIM!"
Once the shit hit the fan Alison began furiously side-stepping, busier than a cat tryin to cover up shit on a marble floor, she desperately tried pinning the blame of her self-inflicted life ruination on imaginary white supremacists and GamerGaters, painting herself up as a victim of muh-soggy-knees rather than the truth of the matter; being a victim of her own sheer stupidity.
White Knights To The Rescue
Of course it didn't take long for dozens of ronery neckbearded white knights to flood on into her feed offering up their support. The game review circle-journalists of course wasted no time jumping onto the bandwagon, practically frothing in anticipation for another opportunity to tilt at the GamerGate windmill. Apparently logic and reason didn't much enter the wee little brains at the time, not realizing their master plan was to essentially try and kill the captain by sinking the ship they were on. In using Ms. Rapp as a proverbial soap box to try and bitch and bellyache about their continual, unending GamerGate ass hurt they inadvertently aligned themselves as supporters of pedophilia and child rape.
Most of the lesser shill outlets were so quick to copy and paste the originating narratives that they didn't even bother to fact check at all, which led to making all sorts of absolutely asinine mistakes and assumptions. Many of them didn't even bother to look at the 100 page pro-pedo thesis she wrote, let alone the ever increasing myriad of pedo-related posts that are being slowly mined up from the dredges of the tubes. That in turn led to hilarity filled comment sections with staffers desperately doing damage control, trying to backpedal their way out of the fact that they had just aligned themselves with child molesters.
