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'''{{PAGENAME}}''', [[Microsoft]]'s patch for the faulty [[2006]], has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year. Notable for being the climax of meme-faggotry, producing several lulzy memes this year.
 
{{PAGENAME}} is also the year when the [[iPhone]] and [[The Big Bang Theory]] came out and therefore [[woman|women]] discover video games and [[GOTIS|the internets]] for the first time, beginning third-wave [[feminism]]'s start of [[this is why we can't have nice things|ruining what was nice]].
 
[[Don't taze me bro|Some end users were tazed]]. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, [[Andrew Erickson|children]], and even [[Ray Jones|cartoon mice]]. [[Chris Hansen|Others were arrested]] [[Pedophile|for being pedophiles]], [[To Catch A Predator|and for not taking a seat right over there.]] Some flew off the handle and killed [[Megan Meier|themselves]]. Many even died from [[Asa Coon|bullet]] [[Seppo Lehto|related]] [[Virginia Tech massacre|injuries]]. Yes, this glitchy release has caused [[Fox News|vans to explode off of their frames]], [[The Caturday Nap|monolithic meeting places to disappear]], and all the beautiful women either [[Anna Nicole Smith|died]] or were given [[2girls1cup|worse fates]]. [[CSIII|Leading scientists]] have traced these errors to an [[Jenkem|optional feature]] known to cause [[Chocolate Rain|unpleasant side effects]].
 
{{PAGENAME}} has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as [[2008]] comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.
 
Need a recap of what happened [[2006|last year]]? We've got you covered.
 
<center><youtube>iVqslgHKDuY</youtube><br>EDiots look back to {{PAGENAME}}.</center>
==Events==
===January===
[[Image:Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg|thumb|[[Andrew Erickson]]]]
*[[Andrew Erickson]] gets busted for [[child porn]].
*[[Duke Otterland]] gets ruined.
*[[Firedarkdragon]] gets raped.
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
*[[Greg Solomon]] vs. [[Renetto]] bullshit occurs.
*[[Hal Turner]] clais victory over [[Anonymous]].
*[[Knuffy]] becomes known.
*[[Lulzcast]] is born; the first episode in the entire series is released.
*[[Sektie]] drama occurs involving [[Girlvinyl]].
*[[TheRedSkull]] starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors.
*[[Microsoft]] releases [[Windows|Windows Vista]], a buggy piece of shit that led people to stay on Windows XP.
 
=== February ===
[[Image:RenZo7chan.jpg|thumb|It was Renzo, [[lol]].]]
*[[7chan]] is shut down from lack of [[Jew gold]].
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]] dies from a [[drug]] overdose.
*Audreynoland becomes known.
*[[Filthywhore]] sucks dick for money.
*[[Lostpedia]] drama ensues. Involves [[Wattage]], a former ED sysop from .com.
*The front page redesigned by [[Blu Aardvark]].
*Mass exodus of many [[butthurt]] pussies to [[LiveVideo]].
*[[My Immortal]] began its filming.
*[[Realm-Of-The-Shadows]] is born.
*[[Tumbles the Stairdragon]] becomes known.
*[[Warbears]] gets its shit ruined.
*[[Youtube Vigilantes]] head  [[CircaRigel]] and [[Irish282]].
 
=== March ===
[[Image:LWTFundies.jpg|thumb|[[Ray Jones]], one of the [[lulz]]iest articles you'll see]]
*[[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL]] becomes known.
*[[CaseyNunez]] becomes known.
*[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]] is murdered, and causes much drama on the Internets.
*[[Daxflame]] gets in a piss fight.
*[[Essjay]] is exposed as a fraud.
*[[The Great /B/lackout]] occurs.
*[[The Great Re/b/oot]] occurs and [[b/|/b/]] is no longer forced anon!
*[[Kenneth Eng]] writes a racist column about niggers, is pwned by everyone.
*[[Max day]] occurs for the first time.
*[[Michael Crook]] [http://blip.tv/file/get/10zenmonkeys-DearInternetImSorry675.flv apologizes to the internets].
*[[Poeticirony]] mongles her [[dog]].
 
=== April ===
[[Image:ChocolateRein34.jpg|thumb|[[Chocolate Rain]] society comes crashing through your veins]]
*Ben Vodden becomes known.
*[[Tay Zonday]] left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
*[[Computer Science III]] meme is born.
*[[Fatferaligatr]] is discovered.
*[[Kurtbatz]]
*[[Micha Armstrong]] becomes known.
*[[Rickroll]] phenomena gains notoriety.
*[[Todd Goldman]]
*[[Virginia Tech Massacre]] occurs.
 
===May===
[[Image:DJ-LazyEye1.jpg|thumb|ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching [[pigslop]] get ruined.]]
*[[The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
*[[My Immortal]] movie is [http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6B6C93A451B877A6 finished and published].
*[[Pigslop]] dies.
 
===June===
[[Image:TwoBirdsTyler.JPG|thumb|[[Tyler Dumstorf]] bags a couple]]
*[[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]] becomes more infamous.
*[[Chris Benoit]] experiences steroid-induced [[rage]].
*[[Dustin Diamond]] sex tape is found.
*[[Dying alone]] meme becomes popular.
*[[Johnnyr]] becomes known.
*[[Madeleine McCann]] is murdered by her parents.
*Shadowfox118 becomes known.
*[[SokiTwopaw]] becomes known.
*[[Synnergy]] drama becomes known.
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]] starts his YouTube career.
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]] kills a couple of cops.
 
===July===
[[Image:Omginternetsfox.jpg|thumb|They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...]]
*[[Darkfox]] becomes known.
*[[Fox News|Fox 11]] depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast.
*[[GoddessMillenia]] becomes known.
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs. There is more drama this time than during [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]].
*[[Harry Potter]]'s [[The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
*[[InflatibleWolfi]] becomes known.
*[[Mary Moon]] becomes a camwhore.
*[[Sonic CulT]] gets taken down for hosting [[7chan|7chan's]] [[B|/b/]] section with rumored [[child porn]].
*[[xxPrincessPunkxx]]
 
===August===
[[Image:Nom bridge.jpg|thumb|Oh come on everyone on the [[internets]] lol'd at this one.]]
*[[2girls1cup]] becomes {{PAGENAME}}'s [[Funnelgirl]].
*[[Aeverine Nieves]] becomes known over a dispute relating to [[DMCA]].
*[[AngelofthyNight]] is exposed as an [[internet tough guy]].
*[[The Anti-ED-Club]] is shut down.
*[[BitingBeaver]] becomes known.
*[[Applemilk1988]] gets e-raped.
*[[HellionExciter]] gets pwned by ED... again.
*[[LittleCloud]] becomes known.
*[[Michelle Madigan]] goes to DEFCON {{PAGENAME}} undercover.
*[[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]].
*[[Owen Wilson]] attempts to kill himself.
*[[WHEN I WAS]] becomes known.
 
===September===
[[Image:Threatdown bears.jpg|thumb|[[KCFireplug]] on Colbert Report]]
*[[Britney Spears]] inadvertently launches a career of [[Chris Crocker]], an attention-whore trap.
*[[Don't taze me bro]] becomes known.
*[[East High School Salt Lake City]] rape case occurs.
*[[KCFireplug]] becomes known.
*Lulzcon {{PAGENAME}} occurs.
*[[Trey Burba]] threatens to blow up his school on September 11th.
*[[Vanessa Hudgens]]' nudes are spread.
 
===October===
[[Image:Church brb.jpg|thumb|[email protected] says: andsleep together every night<br>
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)<br>
[email protected] says: true<br>
[email protected] says: cause we would have sex every night]]
 
*[[Asa Coon]] enters a school and shoots 4 people; nobody dies, and he becomes [[an hero]].
*[[Chris Forcand]] becomes known for pedophilia.
*[[Chris-chan]] rises in notoriety.
*[[Cryptokids]] try to turn your kids not only into [[furries]] but also into [[the man]].
*[[Douglas L Payne Jr]] becomes known for pedophilia.
*[[Ernest Peters]] becomes known.
*[[Kendricks Redtail]] becomes known due to drama.
*[[NCC]] becomes more pupular.
*[[SFW Porn]] is invented. Considered to be this year's greatest invention.
*[[Swirl face]] meme becomes known.
 
===November===
[[Image:Bullingrabbit-x.jpg|thumb|[[Megan Meier]]'s parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.]]
*[[Anuebunnie]] becomes known.
*[[Battletoads]] GameStop raid occurs.
*[[Clementine]] Gaiafags learn to troll.
*Evel Knievel dies.
*[[Sean Taylor]] meets his end.
*[[Jeff Gerstmann]] gets fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game.
*[[Jenkem]] explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] ends up with a better kill ratio than [[The Blzn Azn]].
*[[Pull Your Pants Up]] becomes known.
*[[Yinepusayi]] is discovered.
 
===December===
[[Image:marcham.jpg|thumb|Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.]]
*[[brb, compromised|4chan]] was hacked for the very [[lulz]] of it, and [[B|/b/tards]] flocked to every other [[chan]] for safe haven.
*[[Andrew Greissman]] steals a bust of Martin Luther King from a library.
*[[Anonymuncule]] gives EDiots their very own imageboard.
*[[Benazir Bhutto]] is assassinated.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is three years old.
*[[GoddessMine]] becomes a "bottom" after Anonymous gives her 40 lashes.
*[[Google]] [[censorship|censors]] the [[Megan Meier]] and [[Matthew Murray]] articles.
*[[Jamie Lynn Spears]], Britney Spears' teenage sister, has an [[rape|immaculate conception]].
*[[Jarrad Willis]], an Aussie /b/tard gets v& for creating [[religion|false beliefs]].
*[[NinjaWeasel]] becomes known.
*[[Nghtmrchld26]] channels [[LOTR|Smeagol]].
*[[Robert Hawkins]] becomes known.
*[[Smugfag]] becomes known.
*[[SnowVhite]] becomes known.
*[[The Great LiveJournal Buyout of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]] eats [[Carlos Sousa Jr]] to death for Christmas.
*[[To Catch A Predator]] comes to an end after 3 years.
 
==See Also==
*[[ED5]]
 
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2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year. Notable for being the climax of meme-faggotry, producing several lulzy memes this year.

2007 is also the year when the iPhone and The Big Bang Theory came out and therefore women discover video games and the internets for the first time, beginning third-wave feminism's start of ruining what was nice.

Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, children, and even cartoon mice. Others were arrested for being pedophiles, and for not taking a seat right over there. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries. Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates. Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.

2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.


EDiots look back to 2007.

Events

January

Andrew Erickson

February

It was Renzo, lol.

March

Ray Jones, one of the lulziest articles you'll see

April

Chocolate Rain society comes crashing through your veins

May

ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching pigslop get ruined.

June

Tyler Dumstorf bags a couple

July

They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...

August

Oh come on everyone on the internets lol'd at this one.

September

KCFireplug on Colbert Report

October

[email protected] says: andsleep together every night
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)
[email protected] says: true
[email protected] says: cause we would have sex every night

November

Megan Meier's parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.

December

Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.

See Also
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