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[[Image:Fallen-i.jpg|right|thumb|Down from the [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|heavens]] they went.]]
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[[Image:Sith.jpg|right|thumb|Zaiger (right) & Girlvinyl (left): [[Star Wars|They fell to the dark side]].]]
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Just as angels fell down from heaven, dramacrats and sysops have failed the lulz and had their positions...terminated. Once trusted with the most important duties on the Wiki, their innate faggotry, fail, and unwarranted self-importance would always surface leading to bannation, or worse: exile to Wikipedia.
Just as angels fell down from heaven, dramacrats and sysops have failed the lulz and had their positions...terminated. Once trusted with the most important duties on the Wiki, their innate faggotry, fail, and unwarranted self-importance would always surface leading to bannation, or worse: exile to Wikipedia.


==Hall of Shame==
==Hall of [[DO NOT WANT|Shame]]==
All of the below were also disgraced [[ED Government|ED sysops]] except as noted:
All of the below were also disgraced [[ED Government|ED sysops]] except as noted:


===Ex-Leaders===
===Ex-Leaders===
*'''[[Girlvinyl]]''' - Shut down our beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica for [[Jew]] [[Whore|money]]. Also a fatass who won't play any game that requires the [[Nintendo|Wii-Fit]].
*'''[[Aediot]]''' - Fat Jew with a slippery asshole who put ED back up for "nostalgic reasons" and ended up trying to sell it to a darknet whore for [[Jew Gold]]. Also tried to put jannies in a criminal conspiracy.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - similar, but his plan consisted of scraping ED to produce a clone, so he could steal all the ad revenue and invest it in [[Hookers and Blow|personal projects]]
*'''[[Conrad Rockenhaus]]''' - A half-decent leader of ED who lasted only a few months before being arrested by the feds. Currently out on parole and can't use a computer for another 18 months.
*'''[[Girlvinyl]]''' - Shut down our beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica for [[Jew]] [[Whore|money]]. Also a fatass who won't play any game that requires the [[Nintendo|Wii Fit]].
*'''SeeBeen''' - This barely-known, useless Serbian piece of shit shared Zaiger's motto: "Backups, who needs those?". He didn't last very long and barely communicated with others, and when he ran away from his position, he apparently forgot to tell everyone that absolutely no active backups had been made for over 3+ years. Both ED and especially [[EDF2]] suffered immensely from this data loss, since Rockenhaus barely had any time to fix all the problems caused by Zaiger and SeeBeen before he was arrested.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Got caught asking a [[16-year-old girl]] to give him a [[footjob]] at [[Fast Food|Steak n' Shake]] in exchange for a [[dog]]
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Similar to Girlvinyl; except his plan consisted of scrapping ED to produce a clone so he could steal all the ad revenue and invest it in [[Hookers and Blow|personal projects]].


===Ex-Sysops===
===Ex-Sysops===
*'''[[User:AlGore|AlGore]]''' aka '''William Atchison''' decided to take a <s>stab</s> shot at winning the [[High Score]] only getting 2 measly kills before ending himself.
*'''[[A RAPE SPIDER]]''' aka '''Sokevinsays''' - Pissing off [[Girlvinyl]] via [[ED:Lulzcon 07 planning|Lulzcon 07]].
*'''[[A RAPE SPIDER]]''' aka '''Sokevinsays''' - Pissing off [[Girlvinyl]] via [[ED:Lulzcon 07 planning|Lulzcon 07]].
*'''[[The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge|Arguecat]]''' - "An [[Hypocrisy|annoying, entitled, whiny, self-righteous cunt]]." - Girlvinyl
*'''[[The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge|Arguecat]]''' - "An [[Hypocrisy|annoying, entitled, whiny, self-righteous cunt]]." - Girlvinyl
*'''Aussieintn''' - Being [[Jacknstock]], see below
*'''Aussieintn''' - Being [[Jacknstock]], see below
*'''[[user:Bastardman|Bastardman]]''' - Fell deeply in love with the [[delete fucking everything|delete button]].
*'''[[user:Bastardman|Bastardman]]''' - Fell deeply in love with the [[delete fucking everything|delete button]].
*'''[[ByAppointmentTo]]''' - [[Facefag]]ging other sysops on the [[Wikipedia Review]], threatening to get on a plane and fight Ajt and being a chubby chaser.  
*'''[[ByAppointmentTo]]''' - [[Facefag]]ging other sysops on the [[Wikipedia Review]], threatening to get on a plane and fight Ajt and being a chubby chaser.
*'''[[User:Divx-Mongool|Divx-Mongool]]''' - (For objecting when other mods opted only "good writers" should be allowed to edit on ED)
*'''[[User:Divx-Mongool|Divx-Mongool]]''' - (For objecting when other mods opted only "good writers" should be allowed to edit on ED)
*'''[[Jacknstock]]''' - Attempted [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|coup of the wiki]].
*'''[[Jacknstock]]''' - Attempted [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|coup of the wiki]].
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*'''[[The Missing Talk Page Of VandalFucker|VandalFucker]]''' - Being a faggot and acting like a hybrid of Jacknstock and [[Miltopia]], instead of the cool way he was when he was Voronic where he had [[moonspeak|the most wonderful way of talking]].
*'''[[The Missing Talk Page Of VandalFucker|VandalFucker]]''' - Being a faggot and acting like a hybrid of Jacknstock and [[Miltopia]], instead of the cool way he was when he was Voronic where he had [[moonspeak|the most wonderful way of talking]].
*'''[[User:TKN|TKN]]''' - Being a snitch.
*'''[[User:TKN|TKN]]''' - Being a snitch.
*'''[[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]]''' - Joined [[ISIS]] LOL
*'''[[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]]''' - Retarded [[downie]] who constantly argued with other admins, and being a massive, hypocritical, pain in the ass. Accused everyone he didn't like of being a "[[newfag]]", even though he was a total n00b himself. Deleted an [[Berry And Friends|entire article]] and it's images, after [[hypocrite|preaching against article deletion in the first place]]. Obsessed with [[ISIS]] and the Middle East, and even [[RP|roleplayed]] as a supposed "ISIS member" on ED for a while, even though it was obvious that he's just a fat [[Americunt]] kid living in the suburbs of some shithole American city.
*'''[[Vermin]]''' - For being an absolute pain in the ass and never taking a fucking shower.  
*'''[[Vermin]] (aka Sickpuppy)''' - For being an absolute pain in the ass and never taking a fucking shower.
*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - A mental defective and welfare recipient, VX almost destroyed ED with his technical incompetence, exposed the entire userbase's emails once, and tried to ban SeeBeen and lock him out of the server. He has a suicidal breakdown at least once a month (too pussy to ever do it though).
*'''[[weev]]''' - Went full [[Neo-Nazi]] retard after finding out that members of the Aryan Brotherhood were the only people who were actually willing to [[rape|fuck]] him in [[prison]].
*'''[[WKD]]''' - [[Pool's closed]] due to [[Yiri]].
*'''[[WKD]]''' - [[Pool's closed]] due to [[Yiri]].
*'''[[William Atchison|William "AlGore" Atchison]]''' - Extremely autistic, unfunny, and obsessed with [[school shootings]]. Went on a shooting spree at his former [[high school]], in Aztec, [[New Mexico]], and killed all of two people before being thwarted by a fucking couch, and then killing himself. [[fail|Despite being obsessed with shootings, he couldn't even pull one off correctly]]. [[some argue|Truth be told]], ED was much better off without this retard editing it.


===Lifetime Non-Achievement award===
===Lifetime Non-Achievement award===
[[File:Jabba the matt and zailagous crumb.jpg|right|thumb|230px|The Fat-Tummed Menace and his pet]]
*'''[[Onideus Mad Hatter|Onideus Mad Faggot]]''' - Autistic, delusional and unfunny. Constantly getting banned and returning on ridiculously obvious socks, as he lacks the ability to hide his personality. Accidentally exposed that for 5 years he been regularly paying Zaiger protection money and to be allowed to edit the wiki.
*'''[[Onideus Mad Hatter|Onideus Mad Faggot]]''' - sysopped, de-sysoped, banned, sockpuppeted, rebanned, and then resysopped in a never-ending spin-cycle of spasticity, so many times that even he has lost count. Abused sysop powers while acting like a retarded kid for over two years, pissed off every wiki and forum user by ~not knowing~ *modern syntax* and for using "^__^" and CAPITALIZED words a lot, to the point of sounding like a [[12 year old girls|12 year old girl]], responding to any accusation with huge, rambling walls of text, tried blanking many articles and talk pages, went ballistic when [[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] came to power due to Onideus going full babyfur retard, and tried framing Likeicare for using money from drug sales to help keep the site running (when most people think he reported ED to Paypal to begin with). Essentially, Onideus did everything a member of ED staff shouldn't do under threat of being labelled an eternal [[Faggot|faggot]].  


* Eventually, Onideus returned under one of several of his alts and managed to land Sysop again, due to complacent staff, only to get b& later for sperging out and spamming the site with unfunny pics he fetched off 9gag and Facebook. Despite his universally loathed persona, Onideus seems to be incapable of moving on with his life, or lack thereof, and seems to persist on stalking the wiki, even in {{CURRENTYEAR}}, easily re-gaining his privileges due to being one of the only few autists still contributing to the site. Each time he gains his powers back and is allowed to sperg out without restriction, he usually kills the site, until the lazy ass admins get around to banning his sorry ass again. In January 2018, he is currently seen blogging in #ed and making useless and unfunny edits to the wiki. (As these words are typed, the year 2018 is not yet one month old, and Onideus has already been banned temporarily, de-banned temporarily, re-banned permanently, and ''re''-de-banned.)
* During his entire time engaged with ED, he has scored only one substantial victory. This was when he bribed Zaiger to delete the [[Onideus Mad Hatter|Onideus Mad Hatter article]] and keep it deleted, and kept it secret so no-one else could figure out what was going on. Well, we say "bribed" but since Zaiger is fiending for his [[Drugs|next fix]] 24/7, it was more like "blackmail" and it didn't even cost Onideus very much. Any reputational boost that might have accrued to the Hatter from this nefarious scheme was, however, completely cancelled out when he [[Self-pwn|posted evidence of what he had been up to.]]
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===Never Sysops===
===Never Sysops===
*'''[[Anglo_Pyramidologist]]''' - [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:JuniusThaddeus/Archive6&diff=820214 A self-professed "victim"] who [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Kromite&diff=713607 doesn't appreciated the lulz] and who [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:JuniusThaddeus/Archive6&diff=820268 confessed to only using ED as a revenge tool].
*'''Anglo_Pyramidologist''' - [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:JuniusThaddeus/Archive6&diff=820214 A self-professed "victim"] who [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Kromite&diff=713607 doesn't appreciated the lulz] and who [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:JuniusThaddeus/Archive6&diff=820268 confessed to only using ED as a revenge tool].
*'''[[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]]''' - Blocked from [[Uncyclopedia]] and every other online community, Another_n00b tried out ED where, at best, he was marked off as another whiny cunt. Everything was "OMG LULZ POST MOAR GOATSE" till someone rightfully put him in his place, and ED witnessed the most rage-filled tl;dr leaving message ever.
*'''[[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]]''' - Blocked from [[Uncyclopedia]] and every other online community, Another_n00b tried out ED where, at best, he was marked off as another whiny cunt. Everything was "OMG LULZ POST MOAR GOATSE" till someone rightfully put him in his place, and ED witnessed the most rage-filled tl;dr leaving message ever.
*'''[[User:BDSee|BDSee]]/[[Starkiller88]]''' - Vandalizing all the templates with his Wikipedia crap.
*'''[[User:BDSee|BDSee]]/[[Starkiller88]]''' - Vandalizing all the templates with his Wikipedia crap.
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*'''Matty''' - Pretended to be superior to everyone else, was a total [[trying too hard|sycophant]] to every sysop ever, faked being drunk on the IRC channel, and tried too hard to become a sysop. Also shitted up a fuck tonne of [[talk page]]s with bored rantings.  Also, on a weekly, or sometimes daily, basis, attempted to have cybersex with several members of [[ED irc]], including [[yiri]], which got old pretty fast.
*'''Matty''' - Pretended to be superior to everyone else, was a total [[trying too hard|sycophant]] to every sysop ever, faked being drunk on the IRC channel, and tried too hard to become a sysop. Also shitted up a fuck tonne of [[talk page]]s with bored rantings.  Also, on a weekly, or sometimes daily, basis, attempted to have cybersex with several members of [[ED irc]], including [[yiri]], which got old pretty fast.
*'''[[Miltopia]]'''  - Deported to his homeland of [[Wikipedia]], where he was executed [[:File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG|for treason]] by [[Jimbo Wales]].
*'''[[Miltopia]]'''  - Deported to his homeland of [[Wikipedia]], where he was executed [[:File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG|for treason]] by [[Jimbo Wales]].
*'''[[PirateSmackK]]''' - Did something that was kind of sort of almost funny on [[TOW]] once and it went straight to his head. Constantly autofellated on ED and eventually went mad when [[no one cares|no one cared]] about him. Provides real sysops with hundreds of proxies to ban.
*'''Leonard267''' - Paid $200 to Zaiger [[The_Great_ED_Civil_War_of_2018|(which Zaiger promptly wasted on hardcore drugs)]] for admin powers on Encyclopedia Dramatica's Discord server. However, only two months into his power-trip, multiple disgruntled server users and moderators ousted him from his shekeled-rank for, ''of all things --'' hurting their fee-fees and picking favorites with annoying and unfunny users.
*'''PirateSmackK''' - Did something that was kind of sort of almost funny on [[TOW]] once and it went straight to his head. Constantly autofellated on ED and eventually went mad when [[no one cares|no one cared]] about him. Provides real sysops with hundreds of proxies to ban.
*'''[[RedMachineD]]''' - Threatened to machinegun [[Lulzcon]] ([[Srs|Seriously]]). {{ytlink|4yk-ESYl7Bc|This is him doing DDR}}
*'''[[RedMachineD]]''' - Threatened to machinegun [[Lulzcon]] ([[Srs|Seriously]]). {{ytlink|4yk-ESYl7Bc|This is him doing DDR}}
*'''[[Samsara]]''' - Not laughing at [[loldongs]].
*'''[[Samsara]]''' - Not laughing at [[loldongs]].
*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - Sperging on ED, getting trolled hard, and acting like a baby, and crying to Mantequilla whenever he gets really butthurt.
*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - A massive retard, obsessed with [[Transformers]], who sperged out on ED after [[phobos|an admin]] deleted his userpage. Soon afterwards, an article on him was created, after he threatened to [[flounce|quit ED]] if that very thing took place. And just like clockwork, he vanished. Turned up months later on a different website, under the pseudonym [[sock|"BrokenRecords"]], and ranted about just [[lulz|"how 'evil' ED is"]].
*'''[[User:TroLOLOLMFAO|TroLOLOLMFAO]]''' - Being [[unfunny]].
*'''[[User:TroLOLOLMFAO|TroLOLOLMFAO]]''' - Being [[unfunny]].
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Extremely autistic faggot from [[Nebraska]], got banned [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Log/block?page=User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd 3 times] before being permabanned for [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blanking an article]]. Like [[Onideus]], he returns on very obvious sockpuppets. [[Pedo|Also asks 15 year olds for dick pics "ironically"]].
*'''Zen444''' - Being [[unfunny]].
*'''Zen444''' - Being [[unfunny]].
*'''[[User:3ebop|3ebop]]''' - Useless retard who got caught with his pants down after asking a [[sixteen year old girl]] for nudes on [[Discord]].


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]  
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[Done with ED]]
*[[Done with ED]]
*[[Dramacunts]]
*[[Dramacunts]]
*[[MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] - The people we ''do'' miss
*[[MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] - The people we actually ''do'' miss. [[never|If you do find yourself on this list]], then pat yourself on the back, faggot, [[lie|''we miss you'']].
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
Down from the heavens they went.
Zaiger (right) & Girlvinyl (left): They fell to the dark side.
   
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You do not quit ED. ED quits you.
  		„
  		 

—Drunkenlazybastard

Just as angels fell down from heaven, dramacrats and sysops have failed the lulz and had their positions...terminated. Once trusted with the most important duties on the Wiki, their innate faggotry, fail, and unwarranted self-importance would always surface leading to bannation, or worse: exile to Wikipedia.

Hall of Shame

All of the below were also disgraced ED sysops except as noted:

Ex-Leaders

  • Aediot - Fat Jew with a slippery asshole who put ED back up for "nostalgic reasons" and ended up trying to sell it to a darknet whore for Jew Gold. Also tried to put jannies in a criminal conspiracy.
  • Conrad Rockenhaus - A half-decent leader of ED who lasted only a few months before being arrested by the feds. Currently out on parole and can't use a computer for another 18 months.
  • Girlvinyl - Shut down our beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica for Jew money. Also a fatass who won't play any game that requires the Wii Fit.
  • SeeBeen - This barely-known, useless Serbian piece of shit shared Zaiger's motto: "Backups, who needs those?". He didn't last very long and barely communicated with others, and when he ran away from his position, he apparently forgot to tell everyone that absolutely no active backups had been made for over 3+ years. Both ED and especially EDF2 suffered immensely from this data loss, since Rockenhaus barely had any time to fix all the problems caused by Zaiger and SeeBeen before he was arrested.
  • Umkemesik - Got caught asking a 16-year-old girl to give him a footjob at Steak n' Shake in exchange for a dog
  • Zaiger - Similar to Girlvinyl; except his plan consisted of scrapping ED to produce a clone so he could steal all the ad revenue and invest it in personal projects.

Ex-Sysops

Lifetime Non-Achievement award

  • Onideus Mad Faggot - Autistic, delusional and unfunny. Constantly getting banned and returning on ridiculously obvious socks, as he lacks the ability to hide his personality. Accidentally exposed that for 5 years he been regularly paying Zaiger protection money and to be allowed to edit the wiki.

Never Sysops

See Also

Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
is part of a series on
ED Government

Executive Command Founder Joseph Evers • Lulz Incarnate Ae-tan • Codified Likeness Utility CLU
Theocratic Branch Spiritual Advancement Guru Meepsheep • Brother Hipcrime • Our Dear Leader GloriousReader • Hardchat Royalty Likeicare
Judicial Branch Judge Boudica • Drama Detective GirlOnInternet • Arbchat • Internet court
Intelligence Division Arctic Research Scientist Caku • Chanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit • Kentucky Colonel Fleacollerindustry • Cordial Cyborg Jacket • Kaptein-Commandant Conciërge Tabs • E-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKER • Logistics Expert Scumhook • Maysam • Professor A Fucking Box • Commissar MegaManly • Memetic Warfare Director Chimplord • Real Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense "Old Bone" Kleetus • Catalogue Cleaning Crew Cobaltcat • Gooner Killer NEVER GOON
Founding Documents ED:Help • ED:101 • ED:LULZ • ED:OATH


Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
is part of a series on
the former regimes

Corporate Shill Branch Girlvinyl • Jacknstock • Killhamster • Pink Poodle • Sheneequa • Thedreadedkettle • Zaiger • Conrad Alan Rockenhaus • Aediot • Umkemesik • MarioMario456
Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu Aardvark • BURK • Crazyconan • Ed Lolington • kale • Kazantzakis • Onideus • OtterWhiskers • Quasidan • Riboflavin • Schnookums • Tfo • ShardDax • vanff • Vermin • wattage • weev • WKD • WhiteMystery • Zenophile
Angry Patriot Ghost Branch AlGore • Andrewpants • OldDirtyBtard • Rubberduc • yiri
See Also Encyclopedia Dramatica • Epic Battle • Joseph Evers • MysteryBot • OhInternet • Sellout • Sheneequa Turns Four • The War of Zaiger Aggression
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