User talk:Aardvarx

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PræsidentMudkip 13:58, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

• Why thank you, Mr. President. It is an honor to return to this bastion of lulzidamia of ED.--Aardvarx 14:00, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

A word from Meepsheep

	“	I'm a dedicated father.	„

Can I please bathe with your children?

Meepsheep

03:17, 4 June 2011 (UTC)

• Sure! I'll even make sure you're nice and squeaky clean, too - stop struggling now, I'm only holding you underwater for a few minutes... Meepsheep's trying to talk underwater, kids! Isn't he funny?--Aardvarx 03:24, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

You sir, have the potential to be a really great writer for obscure hentai videos.

Meepsheep

03:40, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

You

	“	Through my travels, I have found two distinct sorts of lulz fans - and it seems people can move back and forth depending on the mood. Those who are angry at the world and don't care who they piss off or give a bad day to.Those who are at peace with things and are really nice folks who just have an incredibly warped sense of humor. I'm the latter. (That's the second one, numbskull!) I actually love people, life and everything - though I have my days like everyone. I'm a dedicated father. I have a strong respect for other people. I also have an incredibly fucked up sense of humor (which, if you're reading this, we probably share). I get that humor is just humor. Making fun of something isn't belittling it, it's just blowing off steam.	„

You give me hope in humanity.--Shika 12:59, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

• Ah, shit.--Aardvarx 21:59, 14 August 2011 (UTC)