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[[File:Corkins.jpg|thumb|250px|What a complete and utter failure looks like.]] | [[File:Corkins.jpg|thumb|250px|What a complete and utter failure looks like.]] | ||
'''Floyd Lee Corkins II''' is | '''Floyd Lee Corkins II''' is a [[morbidly obese]] [[homosexual]] of [[The Rock|ambiguous ethnicity]] who, on August 15, [[2012]], committed one of the worst [[mass shooting]]s in [[United States]] history when he went to the [[Washington, D.C.]] headquarters of the '''Family Research Council'''—a [[Christfag]]inese organization that's [[pro-life|anti-choice]], anti-[[gay marriage]] and against [[Sweet Cakes|state-enforced cake-baking]]—armed with a [[gun]] and 15 Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that he intended to stuff into the mouths of [[Unrealistic Expectations|his victims]]. | ||
Corkins' ensuing [[Abortion|massacre]] has the dubious distinction of being even worse than the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting that was committed by [[ED]]'s very own [[William Atchison|Little Willy]] – as Corkins shot a security guard in the shoulder, killed [[noone]] and didn't even get a chance to [[Suicide|kill himself]] before [[Owned|the security guard that he had barely even injured tackled him to the ground and held him until the police arrived]]. Corkins also wasted over $40 of his own money on a bunch of delicious [[chicken]] [[sandwich]]es that he didn't even get to shove down the throats of his screaming [[victim]]s. | Corkins' ensuing [[Abortion|massacre]] has the dubious distinction of being even worse than the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting that was committed by [[ED]]'s very own [[William Atchison|Little Willy]] – as Corkins shot a security guard in the shoulder, killed [[noone]] and didn't even get a chance to [[Suicide|kill himself]] before [[Owned|the security guard that he had barely even injured tackled him to the ground and held him until the police arrived]]. Corkins also wasted over $40 of his own money on a bunch of delicious [[chicken]] [[sandwich]]es that he didn't even get to shove down the throats of his screaming [[victim]]s. | ||
It was later revealed that Corkins had | It was later revealed that Corkins had been [[Allahu Akbar|radicalized]] by the domestic [[terrorist]] organization known as the '''[[Southern Poverty Law Center]]''' or '''[[Acronym|SPLC]]''', a group of retarded [[leftist]]s who label practically everyone that they disagree with as a "hate group" and regularly publish lists of people that they believe [[Asking for it|deserve to be]] [[rape]]d. | ||
Corkins is currently serving a 25 year [[prison]] sentence. | |||
== FLC vs. FRC == | == FLC vs. FRC == | ||
[[File:LeoJohnson.jpg|thumb|220px|Leo Johnson, the hero of this story.]] | |||
{{quote|I don't like your politics.|Corkins, before opening fire and killing noone}} | {{quote|I don't like your politics.|Corkins, before opening fire and killing noone}} | ||
== High Score == | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count: | |||
| 0/20 ''ABSOLUTE ZERO'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
| 0/20 ''Shot a security guard in the shoulder and still got owned by him.'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
| 0/20 ''Brought 15 sandwiches and wasted all of them.'' | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
| 0/20 ''The MSM tried to cover him up since he was a SPLC radicalized lefty.'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
| 0/20 ''He literally couldn't do anything right.'' | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 0/100 ('''F''')</big> | |||
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<center>'''BEYOND EPIC FAIL'''</center> | |||
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | |||
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<span style="font-size:16pt;font-weight:bold">Wanted Level:</span> | |||
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Chick-Fil-LOLcow'''</span> | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:07, 18 January 2024
Floyd Lee Corkins II is a morbidly obese homosexual of ambiguous ethnicity who, on August 15, 2012, committed one of the worst mass shootings in United States history when he went to the Washington, D.C. headquarters of the Family Research Council—a Christfaginese organization that's anti-choice, anti-gay marriage and against state-enforced cake-baking—armed with a gun and 15 Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that he intended to stuff into the mouths of his victims.
Corkins' ensuing massacre has the dubious distinction of being even worse than the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting that was committed by ED's very own Little Willy – as Corkins shot a security guard in the shoulder, killed noone and didn't even get a chance to kill himself before the security guard that he had barely even injured tackled him to the ground and held him until the police arrived. Corkins also wasted over $40 of his own money on a bunch of delicious chicken sandwiches that he didn't even get to shove down the throats of his screaming victims.
It was later revealed that Corkins had been radicalized by the domestic terrorist organization known as the Southern Poverty Law Center or SPLC, a group of retarded leftists who label practically everyone that they disagree with as a "hate group" and regularly publish lists of people that they believe deserve to be raped.
Corkins is currently serving a 25 year prison sentence.
FLC vs. FRC
—Corkins, before opening fire and killing noone | ||
High Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 0/20 ABSOLUTE ZERO |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 Shot a security guard in the shoulder and still got owned by him. |
| Style: | 0/20 Brought 15 sandwiches and wasted all of them. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 The MSM tried to cover him up since he was a SPLC radicalized lefty. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 He literally couldn't do anything right. |
| Total score: 0/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
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Chick-Fil-LOLcow
See Also
- The Noid - The only person to ever get a worse score than Corkins.
- Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II - If Corkins weren't an incompetent fuckwit.
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