User:DevTrooper

MicTheMicrophone

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MicTheMicrophonepenis or Krizzle, is a known diaper cub furry and brony. He spare time is spent creating a pitiful cringe worthy music career on youtube and masturbating furiously to various brony fanfics. In February of 2012 he decided to degrade himself even further by booting up Livesteam and desperately wept on camera for monies to cure his hideously disfigured eyeball. He presented people with his paypal account to hoover up the jewgolds, then proceeding to have a sex chat with his internet boyfriend whilst fondling his sweaty balls.

While doing this he earned around $3000 USD, and proceeded to spend the money on a plane ticket to go to BroNYcon while making plans to go Shopping and rent a hotel room to fuck his toy, while livestreaming to the fans who gave him money who continued to throw money at the screen. Seriously, these guys must have worse eyesight than the half-blind guy they were giving money too. The next day a large group of "Musicians" in the brony community took it to themselves to talk to him. The community was totally not mad about the previous nights events, and persuaded Mic to give the money back. He ended up stating over livestream who would refund his "Hard earned cash" back, but failed to do so, already having reserved a spot at his long awaited BroNYcon.

Mic is actually a shapeshifting reptile from the Triassic era brought forward in time by Zionist Jews to undermine the sexuality of the white CIS scum by attempting to make his fans fall in love with imaginary horses, and those who are not his fans to commit ritual suicide. Mic can not survive for more than a week without devouring the flesh of an innocent aryan female. He usually spends his off time preforming illegal late term abortions with a shop-vac and an egg beater, so he can better understand the human race for its eventual enslavement by Isreali bankers. This was covered up by an extreeme lawn-mowing accident, resulting in the loss of his eye.