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[[Image:ReginaHill2022.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chicago]] <s>has</s> had competition]]


'''Regina Hill'''<sup><small>'''[[Nigger|N]]'''</small></sup> is the ''former'' city commissioner of [[Shit nobody cares about|District 5]] in [[Faggotry|Orlando, FL]]. On April 1st, 2024, Ron Desantis fired this [[Hillary Clinton|super]]-[[Joe Biden|predator]] from a [[Tubgirl|position]] she somehow managed to hold for 10+ years, and for reasons which could best be described as an [[LOLWUT|Uncle Tom's interpretation of acquiring power of attorney]]. Not only does this [[Dying alone|serve as military grade ammunition]] in terms of [[Check Your Privilege|confirmation bias]] for every other race on this god forsaken earth, it also shows just how deep and incurable the "nigs will nog" condition is: '''this ''58 year old nigger'' financially exploited a ''96 year old woman'' for at least two years straight'''.
== The Charges ==
With an extensive police record which begins only two years after AIDS was rightfully introduced into the black population and one year before Quaaludes were banned, a little bit of foreshadowing occurred along the way for our subjects so-called "character development": writing bad checks. Using said trivia alone, let's all read along together and pretend that "nobody could have saw this coming".
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{| class="wikitable" style="margin: .1em auto .1em auto;"
|-
!Guilty?
!Charge
|-
|✓✓✓
|Three counts of exploiting the elderly
|-
|✓
|One count of enacting a scheme to defraud someone of more than $50,000
|-
|✓
|One count of falsifying someone's identity to make a purchase exceeding $100,000
|-
|✓
|One count of fraudulently using the identity of a parent / caretaker / legal guardian / custodian
|-
|✓
|One count of mortgage fraud
|-
|✓✓✓✓✓
|Bonus: [[Fact|One non-legal, federally and / or municipally unrecognized count of being an absolute fucking nigger]]
|}
== Quotes ==
{{quote|It’s unfortunate that I have been thrust into these circumstances with these allegations. Unfortunate not just for me but for (the 96-year-old woman) , whom I’ve loved and cared for like my own family. I trust in God above all things, and I trust in the process. After ten years of service for the City of Orlando, I’ve illustrated my love and compassion for my constituents, my city, and my family. I know the truth; I know I’m entitled to due process, in which I trust, and I will await my day in court to prove my innocence.|Regina Hill, knowing damn well "due process" means "I ''am'' the system, itself"}}
== Videos ==
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|<youtube>o3Egabm9Ic8</youtube><br />Disgraceful
|<youtube>DZ87kr5_ofk</youtube><br />After posting bond
|<youtube>Z7b45q1bxt4</youtube><br />Before posting bond
}}}}
<h2>There Is No "See Also" Section</h2>
Instead, we are left with the reality of how the left and the right have always been one in the same. [[Autism|There is a word for those saying otherwise]].<br /><br /><br />
{{Politics}}

Latest revision as of 22:38, 8 April 2024