Talk:Hearthstone

VX is underpowered. —  VX  00:56, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

It's not my fault. For balancing reasons VX had to have the stats he's got since Lotheab is a 5 mana 5/5 as well. He may look bad now but if the meta became filled with faggots like it is now then he'd be seeing more play. --LoverOfBats 15:44, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

I can't do shit for damage but I got a crap load of health. Sounds like the perfect card to weasel out of any situation. A+ ^reply 13:00, 8 June 2015 (EDT)

I meant to do this earlier, which is why I left the comment above. It's gratuitous autofellatio at this point, and I don't know how many will recognize the pasta, but none of that ever stopped me before.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Hatemonger" bullshit that's going on in Hearthstone right now. VX deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself gained the attention of VX by ritually murdering 300 Jews (that's about $20 in damages) and have been practicing with him for almost 2 years now. He can even cut slabs of solid steel with his ethnic slurs.

Filthy minorities spent years irritating this lone bigot and annoy him up to a million times to produce the finest hateful bastard known to mankind.

VX is thrice as sharp as European whites and thrice as angry for that matter too. Anything a skinhead can persecute, VX can persecute better. I'm pretty sure VX could easily bisect an African warlord in a full ballistic vest with a simple sneer.

Ever wonder why niggers never bothered conquering VX's neighborhood? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined VX and his drunken rages of destruction. Even at American Blackshirts rallies, SJWs targeted VX first because his killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? VX is simply the best hatemonger that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires better stats in Hearthstone. Here is the stat block I propose for VX:

• 50 mana
• 50/50
• Ability - Slurred Battlecry: Remove all faggotry from play

Now that seems a lot more representative of the killing power of VX in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = VX needs to be better in Hearthstone, see my new stat block.

btw —  VX  15:35, 8 June 2015 (EDT)