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Article of the Now

Fundamental Paper Education

Each and every day, a random YouTube video sporadically blows up in views due to YouTube's FUBAR algorithm, and Fundamental Paper Education (FPE) is no exception. FPE is a shitty YouTube animation that not a SINGLE person cares about, created by some kike named Kaaatie. It's a rehash of Baldi's Basics except with shitty tweening animation and big tiddied teachers for all of the coomers to lust over.

~~Oh, and btw, this is becoming a series. That's great! Just fucking GREAT.~~ FUGGIN CANNED

(( Minus 70 million views! Smoking that FPE pack tonight! ))


What have I missed?	Playstation 5 2 days ago	Thanksgiving 4 days ago	Suicide 6 days ago

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Quote of the Now

	“	Sometimes a loss is the best thing that can happen. It teaches you what you should have done next time.	„
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