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[[Image:Amie_gabrielsen.jpg| |thumb|center|240px|[[Typical]] Amie Gabrielsen who cakefarted on Opie&Anthony]]
[[Image:Amie_gabrielsen.png||thumb|right|240px|[[Typical]] Amie Gabrielsen getting ready 4 cake!]]
[[Image:Amie_gabrielsen4.png||thumb|left|240px|[[Typical]] Amie Gabrielsen before farting on the cake!]]
[[Image:Amie_gabrielsen8.png||thumb|center|240px|[[Typical]] Amie Gabrielsen passing stinky gas on the cake!]]
The cakefarts website was set up by SomethingAwful forum members. Within hours hundreds of thousands of people have watched it and it became the new viral phenomenon after 2G1C.Star's name is Lisa Wogen from Sycamore, Illinois.
[[Image:Tubbyfartingretardcrap.jpg|thumb|right|240px|[[Typical]] Eproctophile]]
[[Image:Tubbyfartingretardcrap.jpg|thumb|right|240px|[[Typical]] Eproctophile]]
[[Image:Thermal camera fart.gif|thumb|right|Thermal camera ftw]]
[[Image:Girl-fart-fetish.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[japan|jap]] school girls are doin' it.]]
[[Image:Girl-fart-fetish.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[japan|jap]] school girls are doin' it.]]
[[Image:Fartality.jpg|thumb|right|Eproctophile on DeviantART combined with [[macrophilia]].]]
[[Image:Fartality.jpg|thumb|right|Eproctophile on DeviantART combined with [[macrophilia]].]]
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[[Image:IMG 1533.jpg|thumb|right|[[nigra]] farts DO smell worse.]]
[[Image:IMG 1533.jpg|thumb|right|[[nigra]] farts DO smell worse.]]
[[Image:Wariowaft.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wario]] just does it for [[lulz]].]]
[[Image:Wariowaft.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wario]] just does it for [[lulz]].]]
'''Eproctophilia''' is a [[fetish]] that involves sexual arousal with flatulence.  Much like [[scat]], only the sickest of [[sick fucks]] enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of [[coprophilia]] and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on [[cakefarts|cakes]] and other food items.
[[File:Ponyfarts.png|thumb|right|[[Lauren Faust]], educating [[MLP]] fart fetishists.]]
'''Eproctophilia''' is a [[fetish]] that involves sexual arousal with flatulence.  Much like [[scat]], only the sickest of [[sick fucks]] enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of [[coprophilia]] and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on [[cakefarts|cakes]] and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6.


==List of Eproctophiles==
==List of Eproctophiles==
*Martha Stewart
*Martha Stewart
*An assload of fags on deviantART
*An assload of fags on [[DeviantArt]] (Example: [http://butlova.deviantart.com/gallery/ A untalented fart eating failure name Butlova])
*Every Republican
*Every Republican
*Everyone on [[/co/]].
*[[Jews]], as they love [[holocaust|gas ovens]].
*[[Jews]], as they love [[holocaust|gas ovens]].
*All [[coprophiles]], including but not limited to [[Torindarkflight]], [[Alexreynard]], and so forth
*All [[coprophiles]], including but not limited to Torindarkflight, [[Alexreynard]], and so forth
*[[cakefarts|Betty Crocker]]
*[[Cakefarts|Betty Crocker]]
*[[Faggots|Smug people]] living in [[San Francisco]].
*[[Faggots|Smug people]] living in [[San Francisco]].


==You Can Put It On JewTube?==
==You Can Put It On JewTube?==
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:Fantasyfart.jpg|No shit.
Image:Fantasyfart.jpg|No shit.
Image:Love-to-fart.jpg|O RLY?
Image:Love-to-fart.jpg|O RLY?
Image:Cakefarts_4ALL.jpg|Cake Flatulation on Stern Show.
Image:Fart_Cake.jpg|A lovely bouquet!
Image:Fart-40825.jpg|[[Engrish|plz to be not passing gas.]]
Image:Fart-40825.jpg|[[Engrish|plz to be not passing gas.]]
Image:FartFire.jpg|who DOESN'T want some of this?
Image:FartFire.jpg|who DOESN'T want some of this?
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Image:Toiletsienna copy.jpg|Fart [[pron]] at it's best.
Image:Toiletsienna copy.jpg|Fart [[pron]] at it's best.
Image:caek.jpg|Delicious [[cake]]?
Image:caek.jpg|Delicious [[cake]]?
Image:caek2.jpg|With a face like that, is it any wonder she farts into cakes for a living?
Image:caek2.jpg|With a face like that, is it any wonder Tanya Zanette farts into cakes for a living?  
Image:caek3.jpg|What do you mean this isn't from Brazil?
Image:caek3.jpg|What do you mean this isn't from Brazil? No, she's from Canada
Image:caek4.jpg|How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
Image:caek4.jpg|How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
 
Image:ButlovaSonicGirlsFart.jpg|Only in Deviant(f)ART. Tanya literally taking da (fart) cake...
Image:Shitting_Rainbows_-_21.gif|Odoriferous Denial
Image:Rouge toilet.jpg|Fucking furniggers have to use it for their shit, of course.
Image:Rouge fart.jpg|This was inspired by a notable faggot, i.e. [[Rockosocko]]. Because when people think of him, what obviously comes to mind is shit.
Image:Gardevoir fart.png|Fart fags are the most major of autists.
Image:Eproctophilia_-_Blazin_Butt.gif|Can't be killed with fire!
Image:Eproctophilia_-_Smelly_Treats.jpg|Smelly butt treats!
Image:Eproctophilia_-_Hybrid_Bike.jpg
Image:Eproctophilia_-_Cologne.jpg
Image:SecretFeministWeapon.jpg|[https://www.xojane.com/fun/my-secret-feminist-weapon Feminists do have chemical weapons]!
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==External Links==
==External Links==


*[http://www.cakefarts.com/meatloaf/ The official meatloaf farts sequel]
*[https://vimeo.com/124174674 The official meatloaf farts sequel]
*[http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=61WGPNJ8 From the makers of 2girls1cup]
*[http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=61WGPNJ8 From the makers of 2girls1cup]
*[http://sternbuzz.com/daily-rundown/cake-farts-for-all-the-howard-stern-show/ Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show]
*[http://sternbuzz.com/daily-rundown/cake-farts-for-all-the-howard-stern-show/ Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show]
*[http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displayheadline.cfm/id/12927/page/show_headline_number_12927.html/ O&A presents 'cake farts']
*[http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displayheadline.cfm/id/12927/page/show_headline_number_12927.html/ O&A presents 'cake farts']
*[http://www.cakefarts.com/ Cakefarts]
*[http://archive.fo/c8VYP Cakefarts]
*[http://ubiquitous101.deviantart.com/art/Eproctophile-s-Lament-56990984 Eproctophile's Lament]
*[http://ubiquitous101.deviantart.com/art/Eproctophile-s-Lament-56990984 Eproctophile's Lament]
*{{waybackvid|GymFartSeptember122018|"★★★★★ Greatest video on Archive.org - Timeless classic."}}
=== ZOMG FILES! ===
=== ZOMG FILES! ===


*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C5B6PPTK Gas Mask Slave]
*[https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56586fc63722b Gas Mask Slave]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0GBCTT9K Moar Slave]
*[http://goo.gl/SahxYA Moar Slave]


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[ButLova]]
* [[Rockosocko]] - The [[boyfriend|white knight]] of ButLova.
* [[Girlfartlover]]
* [[Cakefarts]]
* [[Cakefarts]]
* [[Coprophilia]]
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Coprophilia]]
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]
* [[AnimatedJames]]
* [[Braaaap]]
* [[ProJared]]
* [[Jenkem]]
* ''[[The Loud House]]''


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Latest revision as of 19:08, 7 November 2024

Typical Eproctophile
Thermal camera ftw
Even jap school girls are doin' it.
Eproctophile on DeviantART combined with macrophilia.
Eproctophiles and Gaiafags, the faggotry is massive.
Cake Flatulation on Stern Show.
Cake Farts R Yummy!
A new meaning to cowgirl.
nigra farts DO smell worse.
Wario just does it for lulz.
Lauren Faust, educating MLP fart fetishists.

Eproctophilia is a fetish that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like scat, only the sickest of sick fucks enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of coprophilia and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on cakes and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6.

List of Eproctophiles

You Can Put It On JewTube?

Gallery

External Links

ZOMG FILES!

See Also

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Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictionAgoraphobiaAlcoholismAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAnxietyADDADHDAsperger's SyndromeAutismBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingBulimiaCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementDown's SyndromeDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardationSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaAutogynephiliaBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaEmetophiliaEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterophiliaHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophiliaMaiesiophiliaMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushophiliaPregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphiliaSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVoraphiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverZoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top SecretB/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries OrganizationDeekerFoolQuest.comInkBunnyNeuticles.comPsyke.orgWarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning