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Genocide is the particularly lulzy act of systematically eliminating an entire race of people because they smell funny and talk different than you. Genocides have been a prominent part of human history since the dawn of man, with many different peoples and races having been targeted over the years, most notably the Jews, who are perpetually hunted down by the rest of humanity due to the fact that they are Jews. It should be noted that since nothing is more American than killing people that are different than you, large scale Genocide is by default the most patriotic act one can do.

Notable Genocides Throughout Human History

Noah's Ark - In the first recorded Genocide in human history God thoroughly pwns the entire planet by flooding fucking everything to get revenge on some hookers and drug dealers who had shorted him. He did however, allow one dealer and his family survive, a stoner and aspiring zoologist by the name of Noah, because Noah had always cut him great deals on dimebags.

Sodom and Gomorrah - Not surprisingly enough, God was the mastermind behind the second major genocide, when he wiped out the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because they were full of filthy Arab who enjoyed looking at Goatse a little too much.

Carthage - The Roman's finally got tired of Hannibal's lulzy trollage of them and enacted an Operation Final Solution that resulted in the Carthaginians being curb stomped out of existance and the history books.

The Mongols - Genghis Khan and company often went for the high score by raping entire nations out of existance. After the Mongols smashed through the Great Wall and were buttfucking the city of Peking, a terrified mother asked Genghis why he was doing all this as he ate her children. His only response was "for the lulz," making him one of the earliest pioneers of trolling.

The Spanish Inquisition - Nobody fucking saw that coming.

Lulzy Conquistadors trolls doing what they do best--killing Injuns for Gold and converting them to Christ for the good, old Catholic church!

Notice the one with his mouth wide open. The Turks were also hardcore necrophiliacs

The Great Age of Exploration - Also known as the collective raping of America by the Europeans. Upon discovering that the world was not flat and that they had somehow missed that huge fucking slab of land in between them and Asia the Eurofags were quick to live out what would eventually become the American Dream of mass exploitation and murder. It should be noted that the Conquistadors were particularly lulzy trolls during this time period, often owning the Aztecs and Incas by pretending to be friendly and then wtfpwning everything and by doing things like offering to free the imprisoned Inca ruler Atahualpa for a room full of gold and then killing him anyway.

American Indians - Fucking stoner hippies had it coming.

Cherokee "Monkeys"...Cherokee "Apes", So proud to breed, so proud to DIE! Spread your flu-pox on them Injuns, they got no immunity, watch them get sick and die.

Aborigines/Black War - Not much to say here that hasn't already been said much betterer.

Russian Empire - Not wanting to share their Vodka reserves with the Circassia people, the Russian Bear decided to just boot the sand niggers out of Russia by killing all of them. Take note current world leaders, as the Czars of old had the right idea when it came to dealing with them Muslims.

Ottoman Empire - In a classic case of towelheads killing towelheads, the Ottoman Turks decided that they wanted to be known for more than just playing to host to massive earthquakes and went about achieving this goal by killing nearly 2 million Armenians. Their win would become the catalyst for the eventual forming of the band System of a Down, resulting in a rare boomerang win by the Turks.

The Glorious Soviet Union - The USSR is the proud owner of the second highest score for ethnic cleansing, as they managed to wipe out more than 10 million people between 1919-1948. They were actually doing the victims a favor though, since being dead is still a hell of a lot better than living in fucking Russia.

The Holocaust - Didn't happen.

China - China holds the highest score for killing people, with numbers between 49-78,000,000,

because of Mao Ze-Dongs batshit insane policies. Ironically, the PRC still exists when perpetrators of smaller genocides do not.

Iraq - It's cool now though since Dubya tea bagged Saddam.

Cambodia - The Khmer Rouge, led by the famous rapper Pol Pot, finally got sick with all the nation's Buddhists constantly rambling about enlightenment and decided to take a little initiative by setting the entire country on fire, together with brother #2 Nuon Chea, killing 25% of population. When in doubt, flame out.

It's like Jonestown in here! Lots of black bodies lying everywhere! Good food for the vultures!

Rwanda - What was that one movie where that one black actor had to save all those people from a gruesome death, putting his own life on the line and shit and being an total hero? Oh yeah I remember now, it was Snakes on a Plane.

DRC - The various factions of the Democratic Republic of Congo were able to briefly unite under the banner of hatred for the Pygmy people, an adorable race of tiny niggers who live in little mushroom houses and ride around on squirrels. Apparently the DRC was pissed off at the Pygmy's because they kept sneaking into people's ~~houses~~ mud huts at night and stealing their underwear.

Darfur - The current cause of all hipsters and scenefags who want to look like they actually care about something worthwhile. Unfortunately since autonomous Darfur, populated with color people, is in the Sudan and the Sudan is in Africa that makes the whole shenanigan worthless. Try again fags.

Rwandan Genocide Copypasta

	“	My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi	„

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+[[File:Noah%27s_Ark_Water_of_Death.jpg|thumb| When God [[U MAD|is pissed off]], [[bad|good]] things usually happen]]
-'''Genocide''' is the particularly lulzy act of systematically eliminating an entire race of people because [[black people|they smell funny and talk different than you]].  Genocides have been a prominent part of human history since the dawn of man, with many different peoples and races having been targeted over the years, most notably the [[Jews]], who are [[Sucks to be you|perpetually hunted down by the rest of humanity due to the fact that they are Jews]].  It should be noted that since nothing is more American than killing people that are different than you, large scale Genocide is by default [[Truth|the most patriotic act one can do]].
+'''Genocide''' is the particularly lulzy act of systematically eliminating an entire race of people because [[black people|they smell funny and talk different than you]].  Genocides have been a prominent part of human history since the dawn of man, with many different peoples and races having been targeted over the years, most notably the [[Jews]], who are perpetually hunted down by the rest of humanity due to the fact that they are Jews.  It should be noted that since nothing is more American than killing people that are different than you, large scale Genocide is by default [[Truth|the most patriotic act one can do]].
 == Notable Genocides Throughout Human History ==
-*Noah's Ark- In the first recorded Genocide in human history [[God]] thoroughly [[pwns]] the entire planet by [[New Orleans|flooding fucking everything]] to get revenge on some [[hookers and blow|hookers and drug dealers]] who had shorted him.  He did however, allow one dealer and his family survive, a [[stoner]] and [[furfag|aspiring zoologist]] by the name of Moses, [[pretty cool guy|because Moses had always cut him great deals on dimebags]].
+[[File:031_-_(Aliens)_-_The_Huns.jpg|thumb| Genghis and crew [[rape|doing what they do best]]]]
+*Noah's Ark - In the first recorded Genocide in human history [[God]] thoroughly [[pwns]] the entire planet by [[New Orleans|flooding fucking everything]] to get revenge on some [[hookers and blow|hookers and drug dealers]] who had shorted him.  He did however, allow one dealer and his family survive, a [[stoner]] and [[furfag|aspiring zoologist]] by the name of Noah, [[pretty cool guy|because Noah had always cut him great deals on dimebags]].
-[[Image:Mongols14.jpg|thumb| Genghis and crew [[rape|doing what they do best]]]]
+*[[Sodomy|Sodom]] and [[Gonorrhea|Gomorrah]] - Not surprisingly enough, God was the mastermind behind the second major genocide, when he wiped out the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because they were full of filthy Arab who enjoyed looking at [[Goatse]] a little too much.
-*[[Sodomy|Sodom]] and [[Gonorrhea|Gomorrah]]- Not surprisingly enough, God was the mastermind behind the second major genocide, when he wiped out the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because they were full of filthy Arab who enjoyed looking at [[Goatse]] a little too much.
+*[[Tunisia|Carthage]] - The Roman's finally got tired of [[Cannibal|Hannibal's]] lulzy trollage of them and enacted an Operation [[Final Solution]] that resulted in the Carthaginians being curb stomped out of existance and the history books.
-*Carthage- The Roman's finally got tired of [[Cannibal|Hannibal's]] lulzy trollage of them and enacted an Operation [[Final Solution]] that resulted in the Carthaginians being curb stomped out of existance and the history books.
+*[[Mongolia|The Mongols]] - Genghis Khan and company often went for the [[high score]] by raping entire nations out of existance.  After the Mongols smashed through the Great Wall and were buttfucking the city of Peking, a terrified mother asked Genghis why he was doing all this [[NOM NOM NOM|as he ate her children]].  His only response was "[[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]]," making him one of the earliest pioneers of [[trolling]].
-*The Mongols- Genghis Khan and company often went for the [[high score]] by raping entire nations out of existance.  After the Mongols smashed through the Great Wall and were buttfucking the city of Peking, a terrified mother asked Genghis why he was doing all this [[NOM NOM NOM|as he ate her children]].  His only response was "[[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]]," making him one of the earliest pioneers of [[trolling]].
-*[[The Spanish Inquisition]]- Nobody fucking saw that coming.
+*[[The Spanish Inquisition]] - Nobody fucking saw that coming.
+[[File:Massacre13.jpg|thumb| Lulzy [[Spain|Conquistadors]] [[Murderer|trolls]] doing what they do best--killing Injuns for [[Greed|Gold]] and converting them to [[Christ]] for the [[Evil|good, old Catholic church]]!]]
 [[Image:Jew.noggins.jpg|thumb|Notice the one with his mouth wide open.  The Turks were also [[sick fuck|hardcore necrophiliacs]]]]
-*The Great Age of Exploration- Also known as the collective raping of America by the Europeans.  Upon discovering that [[Lie|the world was not flat]] and that they [[Fail|had somehow missed that huge fucking slab of land in between them and Asia]] the [[Eurofags]] were quick to live out what would eventually become the American Dream of mass exploitation and murder.  It should be noted that the [[Spanish|Conquistadors]] were particularly lulzy trolls during this time period, often owning the Aztecs and Incas [[Teamkilling|by pretending to be friendly and then wtfpwning everything]] and by doing things like [[Scammer|offering to free the imprisoned Inca ruler Atahualpa for a room full of gold and then killing him anyway]].
+*The Great Age of Exploration - Also known as the collective raping of America by the Europeans.  Upon discovering that [[Lie|the world was not flat]] and that they [[Fail|had somehow missed that huge fucking slab of land in between them and Asia]] the [[Eurofags]] were quick to live out what would eventually become the American Dream of mass exploitation and murder.  It should be noted that the [[Spanish|Conquistadors]] were particularly lulzy trolls during this time period, often owning the Aztecs and Incas by pretending to be friendly and then wtfpwning everything and by doing things like [[Scammer|offering to free the imprisoned Inca ruler Atahualpa for a room full of gold and then killing him anyway]].
+*[[Injuns|American Indians]] - Fucking [[stoner]] hippies [[Asking for it|had it coming]].
+''Cherokee "Monkeys"...Cherokee "Apes", So proud to breed, so proud to DIE!''
+Spread your flu-pox on them Injuns, they got no immunity, watch them get sick and die.
-*American Indians- Fucking [[stoner]] hippies [[Asking for it|had it coming]]
+*[[Abo|Aborigines/Black War]] - Not much to say here that hasn't already been said much betterer.
+*[[Russia|Russian Empire]] - Not wanting to share their Vodka reserves with the Circassia people, the [[Bad Vlad|Russian Bear]] decided to just boot the sand niggers out of Russia by killing all of them.  Take note current world leaders, [[Doing it right|as the Czars of old had the right idea when it came to dealing with them Muslims.]]
-*Aborigines/Black War- Not much to say here that hasn't already been said much betterer Aboriginal.
+[[File:Khmer_Rogue_Massacre.jpg|thumb|Some Khmer soldiers with a souvenir from the massacre]]
+*[[Turkey|Ottoman Empire]] - In a classic case of [[irony|towelheads killing towelheads]], the Ottoman Turks decided that they wanted to be known for more than just [[Haiti|playing to host to massive earthquakes]] and went about achieving this goal by killing nearly [[over 9000|2 million]] Armenians.  Their win would become the catalyst for the eventual forming of the band [[System of a Down]], resulting in a rare boomerang win by the Turks.
+*[[Soviet Union|The Glorious Soviet Union]] - The USSR is the proud owner of the second highest score for ethnic cleansing, as they managed to wipe out more than 10 million people between 1919-1948.  They were actually doing the victims a favor though, [[Truth|since being dead is still a hell of a lot better than living in fucking Russia. ]]
-*[[Russia|Russian Empire]]- Not wanting to share their Vodka reserves with the Circassia people, the [[Bad Vlad|Russian Bear]] decided to just boot the sand niggers out of Russia by killing all of them.  Take note current world leaders, [[Doing it right|as the Czars of old had the right idea when it came to dealing with them Muslims.]]
+*[[The Holocaust]] - Didn't happen.
+*[[China]] - China holds the highest score for killing people, with numbers between 49-78,000,000,
-[[Image:Khmer-rouge1.jpg|thumb|Some Khmer soldiers with a souvenir from the massacre]]
-*[[Turkey|Ottoman Empire]]- In a classic case of [[irony|towelheads killing towelheads]], the Ottoman Turks decided that they wanted to be known for more than just [[Haiti|playing to host to massive earthquakes]] and went about achieving this goal by killing nearly [[over 9000|2 million]] Armenians.  Their win would become the catalyst for the eventual forming of the band [[System of a Down]], resulting in a rare boomerang win by the Turks.
-*[[Soviet Union|The Glorious Soviet Union]]- The USSR is the proud owner of the second highest score for ethnic cleansing, as they managed to wipe out more than 10 million people between 1919-1948.  They were actually doing the victims a favor though, [[Truth|since being dead is still a hell of a lot better than living in fucking Russia. ]]
-*[[The Holocaust]]- Didn't happen.
-*[[China]]- China holds the highest score for killing people, with numbers between 49-78,000,000,
 because of Mao Ze-Dongs [[batshit insane]] policies. [[Ironically]], the [[China|PRC]] still exists when [[Nazi|perpetrators of smaller genocides do not.]]
+*[[Iraq]] - It's cool now though since [[Dubya]] tea bagged [[Saddam]].
-*[[Iraq]]- It's cool now though since [[Dubya]] tea bagged [[Saddam]].
+*[[Cambodia]] - The Khmer Rouge, led by the famous rapper [[Pol Pot]], finally got sick with all the nation's Buddhists constantly rambling about enlightenment and decided to take a little initiative by setting the entire country on fire, together with brother #2 Nuon Chea, killing 25% of population. [[Gay|When in doubt, flame out]].
-*Cambodia- The Khmer Rouge, led by the famous rapper [[Pol Pot]], finally got sick with all the nation's Buddhists constantly rambling about enlightenment and decided to take a little initiative by setting the entire country on fire. [[Gay|When in doubt, flame out]].
-[[Image:Rwanda_bodies_1994.jpeg‎|thumb|It's like [[Jonestown]] in here]]
-*[[Shit no one cares about|Rwanda]]- What was that one movie where that one black actor had to save all those people from a gruesome death, putting his own life on the line and shit and being [[an hero|an total hero]]?  Oh yeah I remember now, it was [[Snakes on a Plane]].
+[[File:Rwanda-genocide-bodies.jpg|thumb|It's like [[Jonestown]] in here! Lots of [[black]] bodies lying everywhere! Good [[chocolate|food]] for the vultures!]]
+*[[Shit no one cares about|Rwanda]] - What was that one movie where that one black actor had to save all those people from a gruesome death, putting his own life on the line and shit and being [[an hero|an total hero]]?  Oh yeah I remember now, it was [[Snakes on a Plane]].
-*DRC- The various factions of the Democratic Republic of Congo were able to briefly unite under the banner of hatred for the [[midget|Pygmy people]], an [[freak|adorable race of tiny niggers]] who live in little mushroom houses and ride around on squirrels.  Apparently the DRC was pissed off at the Pygmy's because they kept sneaking into people's <s>houses</s> mud huts at night [[PROFIT|and stealing their underwear]].
+*DRC - The various factions of the Democratic Republic of Congo were able to briefly unite under the banner of hatred for the [[midget|Pygmy people]], an [[freak|adorable race of tiny niggers]] who live in little mushroom houses and ride around on squirrels.  Apparently the DRC was pissed off at the Pygmy's because they kept sneaking into people's <s>houses</s> mud huts at night [[PROFIT|and stealing their underwear]].
+*[[Darfur]] - The current cause of all [[hipsters]] and scenefags who want to look like they actually care about something worthwhile.  Unfortunately since autonomous Darfur, populated with color people, is in the Sudan and [[o rly|the Sudan is in Africa]] that makes the whole shenanigan [[worthless]].  Try again fags.
-*[[Darfur]]- The current cause of all [[hipsters]] and scenefags who want to look like they actually care about something worthwhile.  Unfortunately since Darfur is in the Sudan and [[o rly|the Sudan is in Africa]] that makes the whole shenanigan [[worthless]].  Try again fags.
+==Rwandan Genocide Copypasta==
+{{Quote|My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi}}
 == See Also ==
+[[File:Massgenocide.jpg|thumb|right|KILL MANKIND]]
 *[[The Holocaust]]
 *[[Hitler]]
 *[[Stalin]]
 *[[The Spanish Inquisition]]
+*[[Gays]] LBT people- Nazis killed them too.
+*[[Gypsies]]
+*[[Black people]] - U R NEXT NIGGAS.
+*[[Japanese]] Americans - Manzanar is nothing, wait til we do it again and this time all kind of [[Chinks]] are goin down.
+*[[The colonization of America]]
+*[[Christopher Columbus]]
+*[[Mass Murder]]
+*[[High Score]]
+Also exists in [http://theisozone.com/downloads/pc/windows-games/ethnic-cleansing/ game form]. "[[Piracy|Buy it]]" today!
+{{timeline|[[ED:AOTN|Featured Article]] April 9 & 10, [[2024]]|[[Eclipse]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Incel]]}}
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