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| Erectile dysfunction is when you can’t get it up even when there’s a hot chick with her legs spread wide open in front of you. In other words you are no longer a man. If you tell your friends you have it they will laugh and abandon you so it’s probably best you <strike>keep it to yourself.</strike> become [[An hero]]. Also, you should get ready for living the rest of your life alone. Your only realistic alternative is to join a [[cult]].
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| Erectile dysfunction has been known to be abbreviated as ED. Despite possible lulzy interpretations, people are usually not referring to this site. | |
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| == Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!!! ==
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| People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the [[Internets]] and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with pop-ups and [[spam]] accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their [[voodoo]] medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer.
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| == Causes ==
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| *Being a [[fucktard]].
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| *Suffering a kick to the groin by a guy wearing iron boots.
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| *Losing your genitals in World War Two.
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| *[[Diabeetus]].
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| *Playing [[Nintendo]].
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| *Having [[God]] hate you.
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Latest revision as of 22:06, 28 April 2011
