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'''Cool story, bro''' is the ultimate shut down to [[faggotry]], obvious [[trolling]], and [[tl;dr]] infecting the [[internets]], to which there is no response.  It simultaneously acknowledges the given [[failure]], shows moderate approval, and conveys the fact that [[nobody cares]]. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that the [[meme]] originated from [[v/|/v/]], while others believe that it originated from the [[YouTube Poop]] [http://youchewpoop.com/forum forums], however [[nobody cares]] about that either.
'''Cool story, bro''' is the ultimate shut down to [[faggotry]], obvious [[trolling]], incoherence, and [[tl;dr]] infecting the [[internets]], to which there is no response.  It simultaneously acknowledges the given [[failure]], shows moderate approval, and conveys the fact that [[nobody cares]]. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that the [[meme]] originated from [[v/|/v/]], while others believe that it originated from the [[YouTube Poop]] [http://youchewpoop.com/forum forums], however [[nobody cares]] about that either.
 
The primary intent behind the use of this meme, is ordinarily to antagonise the target, via an expression of apathy.  This works particularly well, if the target's story involves something genuinely disastrous or shocking.


[[Image:Cool_story_bro.jpg|thumb|The most popular incarnation]]
[[Image:Cool_story_bro.jpg|thumb|The most popular incarnation]]
[[File:NowBro.gif|thumb|Cool [[GIF]] bro!]]
[[File:Sugoi Monogatari Onii-chan.jpg|thumb|Now available in [[Japanese|moonspeak]] ]]
[[File:Doug Your Post.jpg|thumb|right|I really [[Doug]] that post.]]
[[File:Cool Toy Story Bro.gif|thumb|right]]


Alternate phrasings include:
Alternate phrasings include:
*That's nice dear
*That's nice, dear.
*Riveting tale, chap
*Riveting tale, chap.
*[[Spanish|Chida historia, carnal]]
*[[Spanish|Chida historia, carnal]].
*black person
*Glorious exposition, comrade.
*Glorious exposition, comrade
*That story was great! Man, I'm so glad you told me... Jus' kiddin', youz a bitch!
*That story was great! Man, I'm so glad you told me!...Jus kiddin' youz a bitch!
*Interesting chronicle, sibling.
*Interesting chronicle, sibling
*Excellent narrative, brother o' mine.
*Excellent narrative, brother o' mine
*The story is a cool friend [http://translationparty.com/#1226925].
*The story is a cool friend [http://translationparty.com/#1226925]
*[[Weeaboo|Kakkoii monogatari, aniki]].
*[[Weeaboo|Kakkoii monogatari, aniki]]  
*Amazing anecdote, Mexican.
*Amazing anecdote, Mexican.
*Awesome story, guy
*Awesome story, guy.
*Soothing saga, pengyou
*Nice composition, pilgrim.
*Cool story, jade
*Soothing saga, pengyou.
*striking news, confidant
*Cool story, jade.
*sweet tale, brother
*Striking news, confidant.
*exalted theory, nizzle
*Hilarious thread, dude
*sensational narrative, daddio
*[[Pirate|Yarr, that be a fine tale, matey]].
*neat explanation, sidekick
*Sweet tale, brother.
*exciting lowdown, homey
*Exalted theory, nizzle.
*breathtaking fiction, g funk
*Sensational narrative, daddio.
*exalted theorem, man
*Neat explanation, sidekick.
*compelling explanation, master
*Exciting lowdown, homey.
*grand fabrication, cracka
*Breathtaking fiction, G-funk.
*exalted autobiography, amigo
*Exalted theorem, man.
*arousing saga, cuz
*Compelling explanation, master.
*compelling theorem, associate
*Grand fabrication, cracka.
*serious account, neighbor
*Exalted autobiography, amigo.
*swell epic, sidekick
*A rousing saga, cuz.
*striking fantasy, home-skillet
*Sound story, lad.
*sweet fable, boy
*Compelling theorem, governor.
*stunning myth, amigo
*Serious account, neighbor.
*wonderful yarn, colleague
*Swell epic, sidekick.
*collosal report, road-dawg
*Striking fantasy, home-skillet.
*collosal anecdote, ace
*Sweet fable, boy.
*dandy cliffhanger, confidant
*Stunning myth, amigo.
*soothing hypothesis, bud
*Wonderful yarn, colleague.
*ace annal, crony
*Collossal report, road-dawg.
*nifty saga, bud
*Collossal anecdote, ace.
*sweet fiction, friend
*[[Legi0n|Cool sperg, aspie.]]
*compelling saga, confidant
*Dandy cliffhanger, confidant.
*marvelous legend, goombah
*Soothing hypothesis, bud.
*collosal news, brother
*Ace annal, crony.
*ace tale, chap
*Nifty saga, bud.
*wondrous tale, peer
*Sweet fiction, friend.
*enthralling saga, home slice
*Compelling saga, confidant.
*exciting theory, gentleman
*Marvelous legend, goombah.
*wonderful story, colleague
*Collossal news, chief.
*glorious lowdown, ace
*Ace tale, chap.
*nifty theory, top dog
*Wondrous tale, peer.
*stunning conjecture, colleague
*Sug
*compelling lowdown, road-dawg
*Enthralling saga, home slice.
*exalted cliffhanger, pal
*Exciting theory, gentleman.
*dandy story, monsieur
*Wonderful story, colleague.
*fascinating biography, daddio
*Glorious lowdown, ace.
*wondrous news, pal
*Sugoi Monogatari Onii-chan
*grand fable, daddio
*Nifty theory, top dog.
*grand autobiography, king
*Stunning conjecture, colleague.
*stupefying anecdote, brother
*Compelling lowdown, road-dawg.
*neat chronicle, buddy
*Exalted cliffhanger, pal.
*grand lowdown, poppa
*Dandy story, monsieur.
*glorious saga, homey
*Fascinating biography, daddio.
*collosal recital, homie g
*Wondrous news, pal.
*glorious anecdote, accomplice
*Grand fable, daddio.
*compelling mystery, holmes
*Grand autobiography, king.
* Stupefying anecdote, brother.
* Neat chronicle, buddy.
* Grand lowdown, poppa.
* Glorious saga, homey.
* Collossal recital, homey G.
* Glorious anecdote, accomplice.
* Compelling mystery, holmes.
* Excellent hypothesis, colleague. 
* Poppin' story, nigguh.
* [[What a story mark|What a story, Mark]].
 
Some Examples:
[[Image:Cool story bro reptile.JPG|900px|center]]
 
[[Image:CSB.jpg|650px|center]]


[[Image:Thatscoolbro.png|800px|center]]


Example:
[[Image:Cool story bro reptile.JPG|900px|center]]


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Cool Story Bro|nigger|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Cool Story Bro|nigger|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cool story, bro.jpg
Image:cool_story_bro.jpg|
Image:Macho Man Cool Story Bro.jpg|[[Noone]] cares.
Image:Bitchin rap nigga.jpg|[[Rap]] version
Image:Super cool story broOPTIMIZED.png|Heavy duty version
Image:Cool story brachmed.jpg|[[Sand Nigger]] version
Image:Cool story bro inc.jpg</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Broolstoryco.jpg
Image:Coolstorybro.jpg
Image:Cool story sis.jpg|[[Cumdumpster]] version.
Image:Cool story bro!.jpg|[[bible|Coolest story ever told, bro]]
Image:Cool_story_Wayne.jpg
Image:Csb sboyle.jpg|[[Susan Boyle]] cares a lot for your valued opinion.
Image:CSB g brown.png|As does [[Gordon Brown]]!
Image:Veltroni-CSB.jpg|Politics in [[Italy]]
Image:Christianbalebrofinal.jpg
Image:coolstorybaby.jpg
Image:Hawkings cool story bro.jpg‎
Image:Nixon-coolstory.jpg
Image:Oj-simpson-arrested-robbery.jpg|Nothing like some freshly squeezed OJ...
Image:Alexcoolstory.jpg|Even [[Alex Jones]] thinks it's a cool story.
Image:Coolstorybrocollar.png|cool story bro from the coolest of bros
Image:coolstoryweddingbro.jpg|
Image:Csb guinness.jpg
Image:Lol WTF Csb.jpg
Image:Cool story bro amazing trolling.png|Used in an [[epic]] act of [[trolling]] [[Wikipedia]].
Image:coolstorybro.png|[[Gaiafags]] even think your story is cool.
Image:Coolstorybro'd.jpg
Image:Gamespot cool story bro.png|Apparently it causes serious [[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWW]] amongst Gamespot members.
Image:Screen shot 2010-01-30 at 12.24.20 AM.png|trolling dead??
Image:Sysop warz.PNG|Even sysops succumb
Image:Bitchin rap nigga.jpg
Image:Cool story brachmed.jpg
Image:Cool story bro grouse yarn mate.png|[[Australia|Ausfag]] version
Image:Cool story bro grouse yarn mate.png|[[Australia|Ausfag]] version
Image:Cool story bro interesante historia ese.jpg|Mexican version
Image:Cool story bro interesante historia ese.jpg|Mexican version
Image:Sound Story Lad.jpg|[[British Scum]] version
Image:Scottish Cool Story Bro.jpg|Braw Tale, Laddie  
Image:Scottish Cool Story Bro.jpg|Braw Tale, Laddie  
Image:Cool story flip.png|[[Philippines|Failpenis]] version
Image:Cool story jap.jpg|[[Jap]] version
Image:Cool story Hungary.jpg|Cool stories from [[Hungary]]
Image:Cool story Hungary.jpg|Cool stories from [[Hungary]]
Image:Epic saga luke.jpg|[[Star Wars]] version
Image:Epic saga luke.jpg|[[Star Wars]] version
Image:Glorious exposition comrade.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia, cool story tells YOU!]]
Image:Glorious exposition comrade.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia, cool story tells YOU!]]
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Image:Killer lowdown brah.jpg
Image:Killer lowdown brah.jpg
Image:Astonishing theory professor.jpg
Image:Astonishing theory professor.jpg
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Image:Cool storyteller.jpg
Image:Cool storyteller.jpg
Image:Toy story bro.png
Image:Toy story bro.png
Image:Bad_stroy_bro.jpg|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]
Image:Fucked up story bro.jpg
Image:Riveting tale chap.jpg|[[Verbose]]
Image:Riveting tale chap.jpg|[[Verbose]]
Image:1277791688334.jpg|ALLAH AKBAR, BRO
Image:jihad bro.jpg|ALLAH AKBAR, BRO.
Image:110 stories bro.jpg|72 virgins, martyr
Image:PirateCoolstorybro.jpg|[[Pirate]] version.
Image:Cool story fsjal.PNG| [[FSJAL|fsjal]]
Image:Cool story fsjal.PNG| [[FSJAL|fsjal]]
Image:Cool story dog.jpg
Image:Cool story dog.jpg
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Image:Coolstorygamefaqs.png|[[Gamefaqs|Cool moderation, bro.]]
Image:Coolstorygamefaqs.png|[[Gamefaqs|Cool moderation, bro.]]
Image: Irl_cool_story_bro_(noodle).jpg|[[IRL]] version
Image: Irl_cool_story_bro_(noodle).jpg|[[IRL]] version
 
Image: CoolStarryBra.jpg|[[When you see it]]
Image: CoolStoryBro_Poster.jpg|Cool Campaign, Bro
Image:Coolstorytroll.jpg
Image:Starving Sudanese Orphan Expresses Gratitude For Your Story, Bro.jpg|This starving [[Sudan|Sudanese]] orphan is expressing gratitude and appreciation for your story, bro.
Image:Cool story bro inc.jpg
Image:Broolstoryco.jpg
Image:Coolstorybro.jpg
Image:Cooldudebro.png
Image:Cool story sis.jpg|[[Cumdumpster]] version.
Image:Cool story bro!.jpg|[[bible|Coolest story ever told, bro]]
Image:Cool_story_Wayne.jpg
Image:Masaru.jpg|Cool Story bro
File:Cool Story Bro cat.jpg
Image:Macho Man Cool Story Bro.jpg|[[Noone]] cares.
Image:Super cool story broOPTIMIZED.png|Heavy duty version
Image:Csb sboyle.jpg|[[Susan Boyle]] cares a lot for your valued opinion.
Image:CSB g brown.png|As does [[Gordon Brown]]!
Image:Veltroni-CSB.jpg|Politics in [[Italy]]
Image:Christianbalebrofinal.jpg
Image:coolstorybaby.jpg
Image:Hawkings cool story bro.jpg‎
Image:Nixon-coolstory.jpg
Image:Oj-simpson-arrested-robbery.jpg|Nothing like some freshly squeezed OJ...
Image:Alexcoolstory.jpg|Even [[Alex Jones]] thinks it's a cool story.
Image:Coolstorybrocollar.png|cool story bro from the coolest of bros
Image:coolstoryweddingbro.jpg|
Image:Csb guinness.jpg
Image:Lol WTF Csb.jpg
Image:Cool story bro amazing trolling.png|Used in an [[epic]] act of [[trolling]] [[Wikipedia]].
Image:coolstorybro.png|[[Gaiafags]] even think your story is cool.
Image:Coolstorybro'd.jpg
Image:Gamespot cool story bro.png|Apparently it causes serious [[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWW]] amongst Gamespot members.
Image:Screen shot 2010-01-30 at 12.24.20 AM.png|trolling dead??
Image:Sysop warz.PNG|Even sysops succumb
File:F-d story bro.jpg
File:Cool story filipino.png
File:Bad story bro.jpg
File:Cool story japanese.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[You don't have any friends]]
*[[You don't have any friends]]
*[[What a story mark]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[http://web.archive.org/web/20040212054855/http://www.jelks.nu/misc/articles/bs.html Obvious wannabe-intellectual is obvious.]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20040212054855/http://www.jelks.nu/misc/articles/bs.html Obvious wannabe-intellectual is obvious.]


{{Memes}}[[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category:Netspeak]]
{{Memes}}[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
{{language}}

Latest revision as of 22:14, 7 June 2022


Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, incoherence, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response. It simultaneously acknowledges the given failure, shows moderate approval, and conveys the fact that nobody cares. Some believe that the meme originated from /v/, while others believe that it originated from the YouTube Poop forums, however nobody cares about that either.

The primary intent behind the use of this meme, is ordinarily to antagonise the target, via an expression of apathy. This works particularly well, if the target's story involves something genuinely disastrous or shocking.

The most popular incarnation
Cool GIF bro!
Now available in moonspeak
I really Doug that post.

Alternate phrasings include:

  • That's nice, dear.
  • Riveting tale, chap.
  • Chida historia, carnal.
  • Glorious exposition, comrade.
  • That story was great! Man, I'm so glad you told me... Jus' kiddin', youz a bitch!
  • Interesting chronicle, sibling.
  • Excellent narrative, brother o' mine.
  • The story is a cool friend [1].
  • Kakkoii monogatari, aniki.
  • Amazing anecdote, Mexican.
  • Awesome story, guy.
  • Nice composition, pilgrim.
  • Soothing saga, pengyou.
  • Cool story, jade.
  • Striking news, confidant.
  • Hilarious thread, dude
  • Yarr, that be a fine tale, matey.
  • Sweet tale, brother.
  • Exalted theory, nizzle.
  • Sensational narrative, daddio.
  • Neat explanation, sidekick.
  • Exciting lowdown, homey.
  • Breathtaking fiction, G-funk.
  • Exalted theorem, man.
  • Compelling explanation, master.
  • Grand fabrication, cracka.
  • Exalted autobiography, amigo.
  • A rousing saga, cuz.
  • Sound story, lad.
  • Compelling theorem, governor.
  • Serious account, neighbor.
  • Swell epic, sidekick.
  • Striking fantasy, home-skillet.
  • Sweet fable, boy.
  • Stunning myth, amigo.
  • Wonderful yarn, colleague.
  • Collossal report, road-dawg.
  • Collossal anecdote, ace.
  • Cool sperg, aspie.
  • Dandy cliffhanger, confidant.
  • Soothing hypothesis, bud.
  • Ace annal, crony.
  • Nifty saga, bud.
  • Sweet fiction, friend.
  • Compelling saga, confidant.
  • Marvelous legend, goombah.
  • Collossal news, chief.
  • Ace tale, chap.
  • Wondrous tale, peer.
  • Sug
  • Enthralling saga, home slice.
  • Exciting theory, gentleman.
  • Wonderful story, colleague.
  • Glorious lowdown, ace.
  • Sugoi Monogatari Onii-chan
  • Nifty theory, top dog.
  • Stunning conjecture, colleague.
  • Compelling lowdown, road-dawg.
  • Exalted cliffhanger, pal.
  • Dandy story, monsieur.
  • Fascinating biography, daddio.
  • Wondrous news, pal.
  • Grand fable, daddio.
  • Grand autobiography, king.
  • Stupefying anecdote, brother.
  • Neat chronicle, buddy.
  • Grand lowdown, poppa.
  • Glorious saga, homey.
  • Collossal recital, homey G.
  • Glorious anecdote, accomplice.
  • Compelling mystery, holmes.
  • Excellent hypothesis, colleague.
  • Poppin' story, nigguh.
  • What a story, Mark.

Some Examples:


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