Chicago Audrey

Fat girl angle shot.

Chicago Audrey is a mousey-kinda hipster girl doin' her thing. She is wattagecat's girlfriend and lives with top EDiots in Chicago. The fact of the matter is, nine out of ten EDiots agree she looks quite good on a cock.

Drama on ED-IRC

21:15 < politicalrancor> she is major inn fail
21:15 <+Tim-Tim> first you must fix this "gentle" part
21:15 <%wattagecat> but if she doesn't help, we ruin
21:15 < g0sp> mousey-kinda hipster girl doin' her thing.
21:15 < g0sp> seems cool enough
21:15 <+ChicagoAudrey> i am not a hipster
21:15 <+ChicagoAudrey> fuck you
21:15 < Blargh> yes you are
21:16 < g0sp> sorry, you are.
21:16 < Blargh> you look like one

Suicide attempt

Chicago Audrey believes she is the only one in the world with problems.

MizAudChicago: hi
Wattagecat: y0
MizAudChicago: i've been drinking
MizAudChicago: i'm anorexic
MizAudChicago: lulz
wattagecat: what the fuck lol "lulz"
wattagecat: just eat you dumb bitch
MizAudChicago: i have my vodka
wattagecat: what does that have to do with anything
wattagecat: somebody wants some drama
wattagecat: plz look up [[Mary Sue]]
MizAudChicago: you mean like nothing to me
wattagecat: well ur a liberal y don't u use federal funded services 
MizAudChicago: fuck you
wattagecat: =[
MizAudChicago: im going to bed
MizAudChicago: pardon mei f i kill myself
MizAudChicago signed off

Someone must've clued her in on how many calories are in liquor.

External Links

• ChicagoAudrey on Youtube
• ChicagoAudrey on MySpace