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'''Spirit Halloween{{jew}}''' is the store that you go to to buy overpriced Halloween decor and knock-off costumes. Owned by the Spencer's company, (yes - [[Malls|that Spencer's]]) they can be found located in the spot of the defunct department store that just got their building [[banned|foreclosed on]] yesterday or any other small business that's going put of business thanks to ((( larger companies))).
{{Withjews}}


'''Spirit Halloween{{jew}}''' is also [[lie|a nice place]] to buy home decor if you're [[gothic|a spooky-type]] [[faggot|weirdo]]: After their clearance sale, ''that is'' - [[Cunt|unless you're a rich bitch]], don't bother.
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Spirit Halloween is a Halloween store known for its' overpriced decorations and [[shitty|cheap]] knock-off costumes made by [[Azn|Chink]] slave children. [[Shit no one cares about|Spirit itself is owned by Spencers' Gifts]], and they are well known for being property leeches who will grab onto any open space in a mall that they can get.


==History==
==History==
Spirit Halloween was originally a regular faggy old dress shop and in the fall months, the owner would try to exploit Spooktober fans by switching it up into a Halloween costumes store. Of course, this would prove to be popular; (((TOO POPULAR))), in fact and the manager/owner eventually just shifted focus to becoming a straight-up Halloween-focused store.
Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random [[Guido]] named Joseph Marver{{jew}}, in the thousand mile shithole that is [[New Jersey]]. It would start off as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to Halloween merch to squeeze as much [[jew gold]] out of the American consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner [[Goatse|opened]] the store to new markets outside of [[New Jersey|Guidoland]], and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existence, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.


The store began to expand into other locations, mostly shithole-strip-malls at first. In 1999, world famous <strike>sex toy shop</strike> novelty gift store "Spencer's Gifts" company bought out the company, making the owners "an offer they couldn't refuse" (some would allege that the store owners were offered ''[[hookers and blow|certain favors]]''.)
===Present Day Spirit===
 
==Present Day Spirit==
{{quote|It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,|[https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043278951/spirit-halloween singer Nick Lutsko to NPR]}}
{{quote|It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,|[https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043278951/spirit-halloween singer Nick Lutsko to NPR]}}
{{quote|Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.|[https://www.strongtowns.org/journal/2021/9/29/about-that-spirit-halloween-store-you-always-see-around-this-time-of-year Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021)] ([https://archive.ph/oHs5h Archived!])}}
{{quote|Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.|[https://www.strongtowns.org/journal/2021/9/29/about-that-spirit-halloween-store-you-always-see-around-this-time-of-year Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021)] ([https://archive.ph/oHs5h Archived!])}}
==Gallery==
 
==Fantards==
On the web, Spirit Halloween is very popular with [[Depression|Gothics]], [[Halloween|Spooktober]] [[Fantards|lovers]] (yes, [[FML|they acutally call Halloween that]]), and [[boring]] [[Christfags]] who like clean Halloween memes. These people can usually be found on [[9gag]], [[Funnyjunk]], [[Cheezburger]], me.me, or any other place <strike>that isn't [[4chan]]</strike> that deletes mean comments.
 
==Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry==
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==The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aH-pP3PAIc</center></youtube>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Malls]]
*[[Hot Topic]]
*[[Halloween]]
*[[Halloween]]
*[[Malls]] - Where this Parasite spreads most effectively
*[[Hot Topic]] - [[no|Similar to Spirit Halloween]].
*[[New Jersey]] - The place where this virus started.
*[[GameStop|Hollywood Video/Game Crazy]] - The stores that they currently inhabit
*[[Skeletons]] - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever
*[[Skeletons]] - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever
*[[GameStop|Hollywood Video/Game Crazy]] - The stores that they currently inhabit
*[[ZOG Incorporated]] - Parent company of Spirit Halloween.
*[[The ZOG Machine]] - The parent company of Spirit.


==External Links==
==External Links==
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:*[https://www.spirithalloween.com/content.jsp?pageName=About Spirit Halloween Website -" About Us" section]
:*[https://www.spirithalloween.com/content.jsp?pageName=About Spirit Halloween Website -" About Us" section]
*[https://sfist.com/2021/09/22/sf-artist-comments-on-empty-downtown-spaces/ Artist turns abandoned Google office sign into a Spirit Halloween] [https://archive.is/F9KFO '''Archived 1''']
*[https://sfist.com/2021/09/22/sf-artist-comments-on-empty-downtown-spaces/ Artist turns abandoned Google office sign into a Spirit Halloween] [https://archive.is/F9KFO '''Archived 1''']
 
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_Halloween TOW article]
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Spirit Halloween is a Halloween store known for its' overpriced decorations and cheap knock-off costumes made by Chink slave children. Spirit itself is owned by Spencers' Gifts, and they are well known for being property leeches who will grab onto any open space in a mall that they can get.

History

Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random Guido named Joseph Marver✡, in the thousand mile shithole that is New Jersey. It would start off as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to Halloween merch to squeeze as much jew gold out of the American consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner opened the store to new markets outside of Guidoland, and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existence, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.

Present Day Spirit

   
“ 		 
It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,
  		„
  		 

—singer Nick Lutsko to NPR

   
“ 		 
Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.
  		„
  		 

—Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021) (Archived!)

Fantards

On the web, Spirit Halloween is very popular with Gothics, Spooktober lovers (yes, they acutally call Halloween that), and boring Christfags who like clean Halloween memes. These people can usually be found on 9gag, Funnyjunk, Cheezburger, me.me, or any other place that isn't 4chan that deletes mean comments.

Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry

  • KAREN - now in costume form
    KAREN - now in costume form

The Shitty Nick Lutsko Videos

See Also

External Links

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